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Author Topic: I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.  (Read 2090 times)

Evergod41

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I've got good news, and bad news, and lots of it.
« on: April 06, 2011, 09:53:38 pm »
Incase you couldn't tell, this is another one of those self-run forum games where there is an unlimited # of players, and no OP/FP/GM/DM/whatever.

This is based on the standard "Good news and Bad news" information delivery device. Where someone with important (though not always) information delivers something generally good and something generally bad to the receiver (though not always) (Go look it up in TvTropes if you still are clueless to this)


Here players will alternate between delivering good news and bad news, and there are few rules
A)The good/bad news has to somehow relate (hopefully in a funny way) to the immediately previous good/bad news, but not (hopefully) the one before that.
B)The good/bad news shouldn't be something where the only possible good/bad news aftwards would be "That was a lie." or something like that. Unless it would be funny then...
C)Ninjas dont count, if someone beats you to it, simply state so, and the next person has a choice with whom to contenue the line with.

EX:
A: The good news is that we wont be late.
B: The bad news is that we aren't going were we once were.
C: The good news is that it's even better there.
D: The bad news is that your mother-in-law lives there...
E: The good news is that was a lie!
So on and so forth...

So, without further adeu, let me start the thing...




The good news is that the child will live.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2011, 06:46:57 pm by Evergod41 »
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Aklyon

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2011, 09:54:57 pm »
The bad news is hes forgotten who hes supposed to leave with.
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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2011, 10:00:28 pm »
The bad news is that your insurance won't cover the procedure.

((I was considering going directly to zombies/vampires, but went political instead))


The good news is that we're competent enough to keep records.
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Aklyon

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2011, 10:01:36 pm »
The good news is that they're quite very much sure it will work.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2011, 10:07:43 pm »
The bad news is that he now has Alzheimer's so we'll have to remind him quite a few times.
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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2011, 10:08:59 pm »
The good news is that your Alzheimer's illness gives you 50,000$.
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2011, 10:10:30 pm »
The bad news is you must repay double that amount in one week.
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Taricus

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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2011, 10:11:03 pm »
Good news is that you make double that due to some shares.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2011, 10:11:51 pm »
The bad news is that there is a predicted stock crash in the next 72 minutes.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2011, 10:12:47 pm »
The good news is you still own all the gold and diamonds within Sierra Leone.
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« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2011, 10:14:39 pm »
Bad new is that they got looted in 73 minutes.
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« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2011, 10:15:56 pm »
The good news is that your brother is like that guy in FarCry 2 and is getting all of it back by force.
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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2011, 10:16:36 pm »
Bad news is that he also has malaria.
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Aklyon

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« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2011, 10:20:02 pm »
Good news is that the gold is anti-malarial just incase you needed to escape to somewhere that had it.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: I've got good news, and bad news.
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2011, 10:43:59 pm »
The bad news is that it is worth only a third now that it is anti-malarial.
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