This game is hilarious.
I started as the girl-child of dirt-poor farmers in northern India. Not content with this meager existence, and unable to join the military after my parents took me out of school, I left home at age 12 and got a job in the textile industry. I also began investing vast quantities of money in the stock market. I was eventually married and became pregnant, but my Intelligence-2 husband died a year later due to diabeetus. I attempted to start an auto-repair business, but it haemorrhaged money until my income was so low that the game wouldn't let me proceed until I became a starving vagrant. I was ultimately shot and killed during my last-ditch attempt to seek a better life by emigrating to North Korea at age 49.
Also, screw the schoolwork. Devote your time to fashion and learn to cut and style hair!
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