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Will we eventually attempt a border crossing?

No
- 2 (4.8%)
Yes (legally)
- 8 (19%)
Yes (illegal or otherwise)
- 32 (76.2%)

Total Members Voted: 41


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Taricus

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #315 on: April 21, 2011, 07:00:37 pm »
YES!
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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #316 on: April 21, 2011, 07:00:47 pm »
Yes, carry on uber-athlete legacy!
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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #317 on: April 21, 2011, 07:04:24 pm »
Eh. Sure.
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Jusman

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #318 on: April 21, 2011, 08:08:54 pm »
25 times. 25 times now we've tried but all with the same result...

Could it be that us, the star athlete is... sterile?

So should we:
a) Adopt a child.
b) Wait a year and try again.
c) Give up all hope.
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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #319 on: April 21, 2011, 08:09:26 pm »
B.
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Taricus

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #320 on: April 21, 2011, 08:11:39 pm »
D) Keep trying this year.
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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #321 on: April 21, 2011, 08:13:10 pm »
KEEP FIRING, ATHLETE!
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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #322 on: April 22, 2011, 02:19:00 am »
Quote from: Taricus on April 21, 2011, 08:11:39 pm
D) Keep trying this year tomorrow night.
I mean, really now. How can the game justify a once-a-year baby-attempt limit?
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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #323 on: April 22, 2011, 03:50:50 am »
We tried 25 times, guys. There's no limit.
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Darvi

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #324 on: April 22, 2011, 04:47:24 am »
Maybe the wife's sterile.

Try again with another woman and pretend the child's your wife's. Worked often enough in RL, should work here too.
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Zorgn

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« Reply #325 on: April 22, 2011, 06:46:48 am »
Quote from: Darvi on April 22, 2011, 04:47:24 am
Maybe the wife's sterile.

Maybe. Try another 20 times or so, and if that fails, murder her and find another wife. There is a murder wife button, right?
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Jusman

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #326 on: April 22, 2011, 12:44:42 pm »
Tried another 15 times with no success, so we advance a year to try again later.

39 years old

Ah that's too bad, he'll never get to know the joy of grandkids.



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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #327 on: April 22, 2011, 01:19:40 pm »
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Worst thing is we never got ourselves a child to succeed us.
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Darvi

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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #328 on: April 22, 2011, 02:17:32 pm »
And we never got diagnosed or got a laser surgery? Shame on you Finland!
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Re: Let's Play Real Lives
« Reply #329 on: April 22, 2011, 03:46:23 pm »
Were we warned about eye problems beforehand?
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