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Author Topic: 2026-The Birth Of Science! Mad Scientist RTD [Turn 3-Blueprints Plenty!]  (Read 8607 times)

Tyberix

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Tempting though that is, I really would prefer someone who's sworn the Hippocratic Oath.
Why not build bionic-commando like arm for yourself ? :D
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TolyK

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Tempting though that is, I really would prefer someone who's sworn the Hippocratic Oath.
Why not build bionic-commando like arm for yourself ? :D
how could that possibly go wrong?
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ExKirby

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Tempting though that is, I really would prefer someone who's sworn the Hippocratic Oath.
Why not build bionic-commando like arm for yourself ? :D
I'm not going to penalize you for building one-handed. If you lose you're other arm, some random person will come out of nowhere to do it for you.
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Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Nirur Torir

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"You there! Yes, the gas station attendant. I need someone to reverse the flux polarity on this fusion reactor. No no no, not like that. The other way. Careful, careful, Bad Things happen if you reverse it by too much ... Good, now deliver 57.3285 watts through the transverse connector hose. Yes, perfect. You may go now."
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"You there! Yes, the gas station attendant. I need someone to reverse the flux polarity on this fusion reactor. No no no, not like that. The other way. Careful, careful, Bad Things happen if you reverse it by too much ... Good, now deliver 57.3285 watts through the transverse connector hose. Yes, perfect. You may go now."
"uh.... sure! should I keep this thermal fuser on here, or is it hot enough already?"
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Dermonster

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"Stupid partial physics degrees, never did any good for- sorry sir, Regular or Premium?"
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

ExKirby

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Design a drill or something to perforate... things
You once again pull out your JPad and make a blueprint.

[Power: 4, Size: 5, Functionality: 5, Fuel: 3] The Drill of Perforation stands as high and wide as a teenager, and can drill through concrete, most rocks and certain metals. It runs off an equivelent amount of power of a mains socket, and even comes with a plug. To make one, it'll require 3 Scrap Metal and 2 Electrical Part.

Suddenly, your scanner starts bleeping at a patch of ground! You dig it up to find an Electrical Part!

Design an artillery piece.
Like NightS, you sit down on a bench and start designing...

[Power: 4, Size: 1, Functionality: 1, Fuel: 1] The Artilerine Cannon is more like a Pistol in size. It lobs a dense piece of shrapnel into the air, and will automatically hit someone in the head next turn, with a +1 damage buff. However, it requires Nuclear Rods to power the launch to get it high enough. TO make the Artilerine itself, you only need a Scrap Metal, but to make a clip of 6 shots, you need a Nuclear Rod and a Scrap Metal.

ACHIEVEMENT GET!
Creative Approach
Design a blueprint.
(Earned by NightS and Taricus)

Get moar stuff from anywhere!
[1]Oh look is that a bomb? Yes, it is, and you just blew it up. [6] Oversized pieces of shrapnel fly your way! [1+1(Shrapnel) Vs 3][5+1(Shrapnel Vs 1, Target: [5] Right Leg][5+1(Shrapnel) Vs 2, Target: [2] Torso][1+1(Shrapnel) Vs 1, Target: [6] Left Leg][2+1(Shrapnel) Vs 2, Target: [4] Left Arm][2+1(Shrapnel) Vs 3] You expertly dodge the first piece of shrapnel, but four then fly out of nowhere and damage you, varying from just a scratch on your left arm, to critically imbued in your right leg. One flies wildly over your head.

ACHIEVEMENT GET!
Oh Crap
Have a [1] you roll cause you 5 damage in one turn.
(Earned by dermonster, Nirur Torir and TolyK)

Grab the medi-bot, the shotgun, and the gas. Make the shotgun right now.
You toss your magically existing coins across the counter, and the boy grabs three blueprints and passes them to you, only to have three more magically appear. The contents of the shop is now as follows;

The Dicer: [Power: 3, Size: 5, Functionality: 3, Fuel: 3] The Dicer is a comically oversized minigun, which fires custom-made dice at a rate of 4 normal attacks per turn. To make the gun itself, you'll need 4 Scrap Metal and 1 Electrical Part, and to make 5 turn's worth of ammo, you'll need 1 Scrap Metal.
The Recyclotron: [Power: 3, Size: 3, Functionality: 5, Fuel: 5] The Recyclotron will increase your haulage from lootings by 50% every other turn. It stands at about waist height, and runs off Solar Power. It requires 3 Scrap Metal and 2 Electrical Parts to make.
The Mind Controller 3000: [Power: 5, Size: 4, Functionality: 2, Fuel: 3] The Mind Controller 3000 is a Mind Control Helmet that, while being a bit large, will take over someone's mind, putting them under your power. However, while it will almost always take over someone's mind, it won't let you do crazy things with said person-what thet would do on an odd day is the limit, and you can't hold a connecting for more than 2 turns without problems. It runs off batteries, and consumes them at a decent rate. It takes 2 Electrical Parts, 2 Scrap Metal and 2 Batteries to make this.
Street Fighter Tank: [Power: 1, Size: 2, Functionality: 5, Fuel: 2] The Street Fighter Tank is the size of an Estate car, with a large gun on the top. It doesn't serve much as a weapon, but it'll deliver one regular attack when fired, and all wheels, chassis and turret have 12Hp, making it very hard to penetrate. It's a gas guzzler, and will take a fair amount of chemicals to power. To make one, it requires 5 Scrap Metal, 3 Electrical Parts and 2 Chemicals.
SpeedBoost Boots: [Power: 2, Size: 3, Functionality: 6, Fuel: 6]  The SpeedBoost Boots are electronic training shoes that can give a burst of speed to the user, giving +1 to any dodge rolls up to a maximum of 10 rolls a turn. They don't require any fuel source, and can be made out of either a Scrap Metal or a Chemical.

You then decide to show these teenagers how to do science, and make the Automatic Shotgun right before their eyes. They seem quite interested in your work. After about 3 minutes, you hold your finished masterpiece up in the air. The boy hits a button, and some music from Legend of Zelda plays. DA DA DA DA.

ACHIEVEMENT GET!
Uninventive Inventor
Buy a blueprint from a Madd Sciense & Co. Store.
(Earned by dermonster)

ACHIEVEMENT GET!
Crafty Crafter
Make  something from one of your blueprints.
(Earned by dermonster)

Much cheered up by the airplane, I grab my arm and walk to the emergency room.
[5] You grab your arm which landed about 25m away, and cheerfully walk to the nearest hospital, which was actually quite near to you. They make a start on patching up your arm.

ACHIEVEMENT GET!
MEDIC!
Use a Hospital.
(Earned by Nirur Torir)

Build the Spy-bot- small flying drone ideal for stealing others inventions!
You take a seat and start moving the shapes around on your JPad.

[Power: 5, Size: 2, Functionality: 3, Fuel: 2] The Spy-Bot is a minature hacking robot, about the size of a small fingernail, that can hover around and connect to player's JPad's wirelessly. It will then randomly copy one blueprint, and must then fly back to the owner to recover the blueprint. After one delivery, it must recharge its batteries for 3 turns before being released again. To make a Sby-Bot, you need 2 Scrap Metal and 1 Electrical Part.

ACHIEVEMENT GET!
Creative Approach
Design a blueprint.
(Earned by NightS, Taricus and Tyberix)

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Derm would be a Half-Minute Hero boss. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO FUCK HIM UP OR HE DOES IT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!

Taricus

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Salvage the pistol and make a proper piece of artillery out of it.
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Dermonster

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Go to a public terminal and pull up a (private) map of the city. Then loot said terminal.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Nirur Torir

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Do I have to spend another turn idling in the hospital to heal, or will they continue fixing my arm while I make a blueprint?
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TolyK

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Make a Gauss rifle from the coil and some random pieces or junk.
OR
Design a Gauss rifle using a coil of the wire
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Dermonster

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A thing: Could you make each invention name bolded? It would make it easier on the eyes.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Tyberix

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Now onto building my evil empire! :P

Find nearby bank and examine security.
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ExKirby

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Salvage the pistol and make a proper piece of artillery out of it.
You haven't made it, you just have the blueprint.

Do I have to spend another turn idling in the hospital to heal, or will they continue fixing my arm while I make a blueprint?
They can do their work one one arm while you mess around with your other, so yeah.

A thing: Could you make each invention name bolded? It would make it easier on the eyes.
I guess....
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NightS

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Get to the shop and buy the recycler, then, start building the drill somewhere near a park
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