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Author Topic: [ISG] Border Guard  (Read 65574 times)

Jack A T

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #240 on: April 11, 2011, 01:04:38 am »
Arrest the rock for his many crimes!
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #241 on: April 11, 2011, 01:49:38 am »
Do a search on the rockfolk for contraband, as its normal procedure for all people attempting to cross the boarder.
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #242 on: April 11, 2011, 01:52:43 am »
Find somewhere to wash up, jeez.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #243 on: April 11, 2011, 02:00:18 am »
Sand stinky ticket to rock and run away.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #244 on: April 11, 2011, 02:14:28 am »
Quote from: mnjiman on April 11, 2011, 01:49:38 am
Do a search on the rockfolk for contraband, as its normal procedure for all people attempting to cross the boarder.



The rock appears to have left while you were working on the permit.

Quote from: Japa on April 11, 2011, 01:52:43 am
Find somewhere to wash up, jeez.



...



There isn't really anywhere to wipe up around.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #245 on: April 11, 2011, 02:34:38 am »
And now you know why we are so filthy.

Anyway, go to tow TIMELAPSE!
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #246 on: April 11, 2011, 05:01:44 am »
The knocked over toilet should have amenities available for cleaning that substance.

Edit: Just to be clear I am suggesting you climb back into the toilet and wipe yourself down with the toilet paper.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2011, 05:05:23 am by Captain Mayday »
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #247 on: April 11, 2011, 11:23:22 am »
Use dirt. Dirt can be a useful cleaning product.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #248 on: April 11, 2011, 11:25:19 am »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on April 11, 2011, 11:23:22 am
Use dirt. Dirt can be a useful cleaning product.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #249 on: April 11, 2011, 04:47:44 pm »
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #250 on: April 11, 2011, 04:59:11 pm »
Find you Captain and give him a hug.
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #251 on: April 11, 2011, 05:24:59 pm »
Go visit Rufus.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #252 on: April 11, 2011, 07:16:46 pm »
Panic that the rock escaped before you could quiz it sufficiently.

Chase after it.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #253 on: April 11, 2011, 07:38:12 pm »
Quote from: Captain Mayday on April 11, 2011, 05:01:44 am
Climb back into the toilet and wipe yourself down with the toilet paper.



You climb back into the outhouse and take a look for something to properly clean yourself up with. You recall the Captain saying that he was off to refill the paper bin earlier this morning.



Hey look! It's your request form for transfer to Outpost 17 on the other side of the mountains! ...I guess you're not getting that referral from Captain after all.

You figure you might as well wipe off your hands with it anyway, now that you're here.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #254 on: April 11, 2011, 07:41:36 pm »
Wipe hands on the paper(s).
If there are plenty where they are from, might aswell go through your whole armor, just to make it alittle less.. shitty..  :P
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