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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #165 on: April 09, 2011, 01:21:15 pm »
Quote from: Demonsul on April 09, 2011, 12:01:29 pm
Ahem, British Empire.

Yeah, we still have no idea which side we are on.
Technically Queen Victoria was an Emperess(?). But You're right, I didn't think of that example.  :P
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« Reply #166 on: April 09, 2011, 03:16:48 pm »
Quote from: Demonsul on April 09, 2011, 12:01:29 pm
Ahem, British Empire.

Yeah, we still have no idea which side we are on.
Does it matter? Both are likely to stab us and unlikely to give us anything.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #167 on: April 09, 2011, 03:29:30 pm »
I say we go find the enemy's outpost on the other side of the border and ask them if they want to play a boardgame or something.
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« Reply #168 on: April 09, 2011, 03:37:28 pm »
Quote from: Kadzar on April 09, 2011, 03:29:30 pm
I say we go find the enemy's outpost on the other side of the border and ask them if they want to play a boardgame or something.
But then who'll guard the border?!
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #169 on: April 09, 2011, 03:42:37 pm »
Quote from: quip on April 09, 2011, 03:37:28 pm
Quote from: Kadzar on April 09, 2011, 03:29:30 pm
I say we go find the enemy's outpost on the other side of the border and ask them if they want to play a boardgame or something.
But then who'll guard the border?!
Ze Captain.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #170 on: April 09, 2011, 03:45:47 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on April 09, 2011, 03:42:37 pm
Quote from: quip on April 09, 2011, 03:37:28 pm
Quote from: Kadzar on April 09, 2011, 03:29:30 pm
I say we go find the enemy's outpost on the other side of the border and ask them if they want to play a boardgame or something.
But then who'll guard the border?!
Ze Captain.
Did we ever unlock him from the latrine?

There's gonna be a stabbing if we didn't.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #171 on: April 09, 2011, 03:48:12 pm »
>Free Ze Captain.
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« Reply #172 on: April 09, 2011, 08:59:20 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on April 09, 2011, 03:48:12 pm
Free Ze Captain.



You exit the barracks to remove the spear locking the Captain in, but it appears he has already forced his way out through sheer ferocity. He is nowhere in sight.

A peculiar smell eminates from inside.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #173 on: April 09, 2011, 09:26:04 pm »
Think up cunning excuse for locked privy, involving harpies, communists and lava.
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« Reply #174 on: April 09, 2011, 09:27:53 pm »
Examine outhouse interior.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #175 on: April 09, 2011, 09:38:46 pm »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on April 09, 2011, 09:27:53 pm
Examine outhouse interior.
Peculiar in what way?
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« Reply #176 on: April 09, 2011, 09:41:49 pm »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on April 09, 2011, 09:27:53 pm
Examine outhouse interior.



You enter the outhouse to take a look. Smells pretty terrible in here.



click

You can hear something being wedged against the door.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #177 on: April 09, 2011, 09:43:13 pm »
Congratulate the captain.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #178 on: April 09, 2011, 09:43:18 pm »
What a twist!
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #179 on: April 09, 2011, 09:43:51 pm »
"Well played."
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