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Author Topic: [ISG] Border Guard  (Read 65470 times)

Aklyon

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #375 on: April 19, 2011, 08:22:06 am »
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Stuff. It was pretty bad. For everyone. (Almost suprised I did not pull down a mute.)

Oh... could you elaborate, or will that get you banned or something?
Go to General Discusion and peek at the last couple pages of the sad thread. Explains it well enough.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #376 on: April 19, 2011, 09:38:04 am »
Quote from: Criptfeind on April 19, 2011, 07:15:23 am
HOW DID THE GOAT GET OUT OH GOD MAGIC WIZARD GOAT!
It doesn't have its stripes either, so I'm going with this.

Also  :( on Retro.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #377 on: April 19, 2011, 02:12:03 pm »


The goat is clearly striped and always has been. Or ever since you painted the stripes maybe a couple of minutes ago has been.



Anyway, wizards don't exist. The strange paranoid mania of your captain is starting to rub off on you. It is clearly high time you abandoned your post. Whatever they do to deserters in your country can't possibly be worse than living here, under siege from a thousand imaginary sorcerers.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #378 on: April 19, 2011, 02:13:40 pm »
Turn around!
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #379 on: April 19, 2011, 03:12:00 pm »
Nonchalantly kick bucket behind us.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #380 on: April 19, 2011, 03:57:21 pm »
Quote from: Jim Groovester on April 19, 2011, 02:13:40 pm
Turn around!



After a setup like that there's basically no way that there will be someone behind... Uh...





WIZARD wants to fight!



WIZARD sent out MIMIGA! Go! GOAT!

A quick exploration of the menus shows that you have the following options:

ITEM >
  potion
  musicbox
FIGHT >
  bleat
  tackle
  poop
  ram

"FMLR", whatever it means, doesn't seem to do anything. Also, you can't escape, which is the first thing you tried.

What do you do?
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #381 on: April 19, 2011, 03:59:03 pm »
Fight>Poop
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #382 on: April 19, 2011, 04:00:47 pm »
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #383 on: April 19, 2011, 04:34:09 pm »
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #384 on: April 19, 2011, 04:36:12 pm »
Go back inside the watch tower, leaving the goat to fight his own battles.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on April 16, 2021, 04:58:54 pm
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #385 on: April 19, 2011, 05:28:00 pm »
Terrify the mimiga into submission with the goat's soul crushing bleat!
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #386 on: April 19, 2011, 06:26:43 pm »
Bleat!
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #387 on: April 20, 2011, 12:29:06 am »
Goats don't ram, they butt, which is more of a rearing up and crashing down.

So I vote for bleat.

For kicks, go look up oberhasli on YouTube.  They make some odd non-bleating noises.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #388 on: April 20, 2011, 02:41:37 am »
Quote from: Diablous on April 19, 2011, 05:28:00 pm
Terrify the mimiga into submission with the goat's soul crushing bleat!
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #389 on: April 20, 2011, 03:55:01 am »
Three for poop, four for bleat and one for go home. The people have spoken.



Let's do this thing!
GOAT used BLEAT! MIMIGA's defense fell!



MIMIGA used SCRATCH!
The bunny rabbit claws away at your zebragoat's hit points.
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