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[Kadzar]

Eat the goat.

[IronyOwl]

Paint goat.

[breadbocks]

We simply CANNOT stand for this. Tear that poster down, tie it to a stick, and use it to entice our GLORIOUS STEED onwards.

[Retro]

Paint goat.

You paint the goat to look like a zebra.

[FuzzyZergling]

Paint self; add color to tree/crown.

[Criptfeind]

Do something else to waste a bunch of time.

[Jim Groovester]

Give prisoner goat an ID number.

[Criptfeind]

Yeah, that will work.

[Ultimuh]

Wait.. it's not MAGIC paint.. is it?

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Paint an attractive female goat next to the window along with an arrow pointing out.

That might lure him outside.

[Retro]

Paint an attractive female goat next to the window along with an arrow pointing out. That might lure him outside.

It doesn't look like the goat can read.

[Fniff]

Escape into the other country.

[breadbocks]

We simply CANNOT stand for this. Tear that poster down, tie it to a stick, and use it to entice our GLORIOUS STEED onwards.

[Jim Groovester]

Obviously the problem is that the goat is disgusted by our inability to write well.

Correct spelling. Apply proper capitalization and punctuation.

[Retro]

Correct spelling. Apply proper capitalization and punctuation.

You do your best.