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They are awsome

6 (12%)

They should make a script for mental hospitals

9 (18%)

I hate how this guy types on his phone and doesn't re-read it

19 (38%)

It sucks like hell

9 (18%)

Hai did you catch the game last night?

7 (14%)

Total Members Voted: 29

Voting closed: April 11, 2011, 06:47:56 am

[tree-puncher423]

OH MAH GAWDZ!!! DEY ATEZ TEH DOCTORZ!!! DEY R TEH CRAZEZ!!!! kk now for some more legible grammar, they stupid crazy ppl ate my doctors treating their crazyness and i forgot to put locks o the doors where only docotors could open the with a few armed guards standing near. they all opened and yea no i have blocked off my asylum, my mines, my meeting hall, my industry distruct, my barracks, and im stuck in the trading market having to restart while the crazies set up their own farms and all that! they have been dieng and eating the corpses dear god what do i do?!?!! they ate my commander in chief of all military, my king, and my book keeper now all i have are the 7 dwarves i started with. maybe ill make my fortress a prison for the mentally ill!

edit: OH MY GAWD!!! their lose again! they cimbed up through the closed passageway to my new farm that i made connecting to my dining hall and apartments! they just eight 2 more dwarves and are now just tearing out the walls that i made to block them out! HELP D:

[SirAaronIII]

Make your military kill all the crazy people. Or better yet, magma.

[The Scout]

Make your military kill all the crazy people. Or better yet, magma.

Or make it so I can read it and figure out what the problem is.

[Bdthemag]

Wait...what?

[Urist Imiknorris]

I think he opened the HFS and its denizens are currently rending dwarven flesh on a massove scale.

[Bdthemag]

I don't think so, I think he's talking about people going crazy...

[tree-puncher423]

most of my dwarves went crazy and are now feastng on flesh of their brothers and other crazy dwarves. had to close down my insane asylum in dwarf fortress mode thnking about abandoning besides they ATE the military!!

[The Scout]

most of my dwarves went crazy and are now feastng on flesh of thir brothers and other crazy dwarves. had to close down my insane asylum in dwarf fortress mode thnking about abandoning besides they ATE the military!!

That's not DF. Not even DF will your people go crazy and eat your military. And rip down your walls. Willingly.

[MythagoWoods]

Zombie dwarves.

[tree-puncher423]

most of my dwarves went crazy and are now feastng on flesh of thir brothers and other crazy dwarves. had to close down my insane asylum in dwarf fortress mode thnking about abandoning besides they ATE the military!!

That's not DF. Not even DF will your people go crazy and eat your military. And rip down your walls. Willingly.

okay i oversold it a bit, i had to block off my passageways and they pretty much hover over the walls. they ARE crazy, they didnt exactly "eat" the military but the slaughtered them. they didnt even have enough time to get to the weapons armory! and then they pretty much stole what was left of the guards and killed rodents and such that were there for food but they pretty much have gone insane... hai is there any way to cure them from the crazyness? i think its dehydration but idk they have plenty of clean water.

[Byakugan01]

The dehydration will cure them in time. Alternately, an abundance of water-say, full 7/7 covering their level-should do the job even better. Magma will instantly cure them, and adding water to that will make their curing profitable.

[tree-puncher423]

The dehydration will cure them in time. Alternately, an abundance of water-say, full 7/7 covering their level-should do the job even better. Magma will instantly cure them, and adding water to that will make their curing profitable.

oh really? well it just so happens that i have quie the abundance of magma right outside my mining entrance! lets say we channle it nto the asylum

[ahonek]

I don't know what's happening right now, but I know it's fantastic. I am waiting with bated breath for the next time tree-puncher423 types something.

[tree-puncher423]

I don't know what's happening right now, but I know it's fantastic. I am waiting with bated breath for the next time tree-puncher423 types something.

wish granted lol

[GaxkangtheUnbound]

Sounds like you have elf enthusiasts.
The only cure for them? Magma.