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Phantom

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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2011, 06:36:33 pm »

Fredrik is wearing a winterized version of a German military uniform, as provided by the Nazi allies of Finland.
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Fredrik gets up, and glances around. Let's see, you're on the Soviet side of Mannerheim...
Fredrik begins to limp west, using his rifle as a crutch. Then a shot rings out from the southwest, along with a yell of:
"Stop! Pysy missä olet ja et ampua!"
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2011, 07:02:11 pm »

Get to cover while firing at the voice.
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2011, 07:03:39 pm »

Reply to the voice, try and find the him to. If found, examine unifrom.
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2011, 07:27:33 pm »

I say after we deal with the guy who shot at us, we become this guy:

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html

(No.6)
« Last Edit: April 05, 2011, 08:08:24 pm by Pan »
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2011, 07:38:44 pm »

Piss yourself and cry like a little baby.

I say after we deal with the guy who shot at us, we become this guy:

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html

(No.6)
I think you mean number five?
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2011, 08:05:39 pm »

*facepalm*

Anyway, I believe 'Pysy' is a Finnish word, so let's try not to make hasty decisions like 'SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT SOMEMOAR!!!'. At least take cover and examine him first.

And on an afterthought, we could go ask TomiTapio on the modding forums. He knows Finnish, from what I've seen lurking on the Genesis Mod forum thread.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2011, 08:13:53 pm by Pan »
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2011, 08:19:11 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2011, 08:23:11 pm »

Actually, if the soldier we are suggesting is Finnish, shouldn't he understand it? (and therefore give us a translation)
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2011, 08:44:22 pm »

Considering my Google Translate and the fact it was a one time thing, it was actually:
"Stop! Stay where you are and we will not shoot!"

You're just standing there, pissing yourself a bit, then the shooter comes into view. Oh, it's some guy you don't know and another guy you don't know, and one of their rifle's has a telescopic sight while the other has a pair of binoculars.
"Sir, how long were you out here?"
Says the man with binoculars. They are also wearing Finnish military uniforms, just so you know.
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2011, 09:01:51 pm »

"I don't know, I'm wounded though."
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2011, 09:20:39 pm »

"I don't know, I'm wounded though."

This. Exercise caution. They could be collaborators/traitors/deserters. I mean, really? A group of soldiers behind Soviet lines? What's this, Saving Private Fredrik?
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2011, 09:23:02 pm »

"Really? Let me see."
You sigh, and let him take a look at your leg. After a few minutes...

"...Shit, it's infected. I guess you didn't have any antiseptic on you. Captain?"
"Let's just head back to Mannerheim, let's hope they didn't get overrun."
Course of action?
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2011, 09:32:41 pm »

Head to mannerheim.
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2011, 10:29:56 pm »

Follow you comrades in arms and whistle a cheery tune.
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Re: You are a lost Finnish Soldier!
« Reply #29 on: April 06, 2011, 01:34:42 pm »

But of course, you are now heading back, but at a slow pace due to your leg. They decide to carry you to speed up things, but it won't be good should an enemy sniper or a Soviet platoon find your group.

Well, you're about forty or thirty miles from Mannerheim, and it's beginning to become evening.
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