You prepare to get amazingly drunk when the phone rings. You don't know the number. You answer it.
"Y'hello?"
"Leon! It's Adrian! How you been, buddy?"
"Hey, Adrian. I just about to ring you there, how you been?"
"Fine, thanks for asking. Guess what? Not only did I get in the military, I also got in to this thing called HECU!"
"Oh sweet man, what's it like?"
"Well, we have to deal with shit no-one else wants to deal with! It's like a videogame or something! It's amazing! Anyway, how are you?"
"I joined Aperture Science!"
"...Oh. Well...Good for you then?"
"What's wrong?"
"Well...The stock for your company just went down amazingly. And the government isn't funding you."
"Ah...That is not good. Combined with the fact that highly trained military androids have just broken out, this is a bad day."
"Wait, what?"
"See you then, Adrian!"
You hang up. You remember he did have a few good quips when it came to fighting. Christ, you hope this never happens to him.
You search for your Standard Issue Sub Machine Gun, and manage to find it. You look at the stock, and you see a swan carved into it. Yeah, this is yours.
"Weeeeeeeee--COME TO APERTURE SCIENC---eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- WHERE AM I?" The announcement blares with alternating speeds. Suddenly, the sounds of partying stop. Someone screams, and suddenly you hear machine guns firing.
Ah shit. The androids got out. You hear them march off. There is a piercing silence.