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[Fniff]

You are an Aperture Science Employee! You have worked for this company for 3 years, and with every passing minute you realized you really should have chosen Black Mesa. But first, what is your name, what is your job in Aperture Science and what is your favorite color?

Name:
Job: Are you a security guard, scientist or office lackey?
Favorite Color: What is it?

[Johnfalcon99977]

Name: Leon
Job: Guard
Color: Green

[USEC_OFFICER]

Name: Leon
Job: Guard
Color: Green

[Demonic Spoon]

Name: John
Job: Scientist
Colour: White

[Fniff]

Name: Leon
Job: Guard
Color: Green

Vote won two to one. Hey, a rhyme.

You are Leon, a security guard for a company that makes shower curtains for the military, and badly at that. Every time you call your family they pretend they are an answering machine. You wish you were at Black Mesa. Your collage roommate, Barney, went to Black Mesa, and you wish every second that you came with him. Well, at least you have fun moments.

You are in a security room. The monitors are on. Most of them are off, but Cam 2, Cam 7 and Cam 9 are online. Outside, you hear people having a party. You just got transferred to a new facility, something about portals. You forget most of it. You were very very drunk at the time. You think you can hear your manager vomiting.

What to do.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Turn on the rest of the security cameras, to record embarrassing footage for later use.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Turn on the rest of the security cameras, to record embarrassing footage for later use.

[Darvi]

Wait, not Cjohnson? shame on you guys.


... wait...

You are an Aperture Science Employee.

*puts on gas mask*

Spoiler: We are good to go. (click to show/hide)

[Fniff]

You turn them on, but most of the facility is already closed, so it's pretty boring. You already have enough footage, though. You chuckle as you watch your senior officer make incredibly awkward and drunk advances toward your girlfriend, and smile when you see him getting his ass kicked by a 110 pound 24 year old scientist.

God, you love your girlfriend sometimes.

You suddenly realize you should be the CEO of your company. Ah hell yeah, you'd handle it better then Cave Johnson ever did, and they said he was the best CEO ever. Yeah, you'd give higher wages, do actually smart things and do shit RIGHT!

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Inquire Girlfriend's name again.

>Wish you had beer

[Fniff]

Natasha Spiegmann. Her family came from Russia and settled in America in 1997. She was 23 when she met you when you first joined Aperture Science. You both hit it off at the waiting room.  She has worked here for three years, same as you.

You do actually have beer. You also have weed too. You open a secret compartment you carved into the wall, and get a beer from it. It's warm, but that's OK. You drink it.

[Remalle]

Crush can on forehead.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Crush can on forehead.

No.

>Inquire possible plot beginning.

[Phantom]

>Remember your friend, Adrian Shephard, who's probably working with the HECU right now. You should call him.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Crush can on forehead.

Yes.