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Fniff

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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #90 on: April 05, 2011, 04:36:06 pm »
What security cameras? They don't put security cameras in the labs.

You examine the area, and you find a broken pipe. You feel the crack of it. Some sort of gas is spilling out of it.

You suddenly feel lightheaded. Hey, why is your arm turning into a robot arm?
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #91 on: April 05, 2011, 04:42:09 pm »
Initiate diagnostics subroutine immediately! Why were you thinking you were a human in the first place? Also, What pumpkin?
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #92 on: April 05, 2011, 04:44:54 pm »
What pumpkin?
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #93 on: April 05, 2011, 04:59:29 pm »
FRAG GRENADE! TAKE DOUG AND GET THE HELL OUT! STOP HALLUCINATING!
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #94 on: April 05, 2011, 05:10:06 pm »
What frag-gren--

AGH! What are you doing! You gotta get the hell out!?

Hey, wait a second...Doug isn't here.
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #95 on: April 05, 2011, 05:10:58 pm »
Run, RUUN!
Just get out!
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #96 on: April 05, 2011, 05:18:31 pm »
You run out of the lab, into a magical land of bun--

You plug up the crack in the pipe, and feel less lightheaded.
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #97 on: April 05, 2011, 05:20:46 pm »
Okay, check if Doug's still around.
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #98 on: April 05, 2011, 05:47:36 pm »
Doug isn't around.

"Hello, Leper McSavish." That is almost certainly not your name, but the voice is GLADOS.

"Please, precede to the Party Zone to receive cake."
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #99 on: April 05, 2011, 05:51:31 pm »
"Dude, not funny."
Look for this Leper guy, or at least search around the labs more.
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #100 on: April 05, 2011, 05:53:30 pm »
"Mr. McSavish, it has been programmed in several languages to be funn-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE" The lights break, then everything lights up. You search around the labs a little, looking for anything.

You hit the bingo. You find a Aperture Science Portal Gun! This is so sweet! Huh, it does say experimental though...
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« Reply #101 on: April 05, 2011, 05:55:02 pm »
Test it out in the testing chamber!

It also appears that McSavish guy did something to GLaDOS.
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #102 on: April 05, 2011, 06:06:01 pm »
You fire a portal onto a random surface, which suddenly causes the air to be sucked out of your lungs and you are slowly being pulled away into space! You fire the portal again, and now it leads out to a completely beautiful but alien forest.

Oh...Now you see. It's experimental, they didn't put in the portal function correctly. One portal leads to some other location in the universe!
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« Reply #103 on: April 05, 2011, 06:08:13 pm »
Goddamn Xen aliens.

You should probably go into that alien environment.
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« Reply #104 on: April 05, 2011, 06:10:54 pm »
You walk into the portal.

It's a really nice forest. Too bad the trees look like arms though. And the fact the dirt seems to be moving and oddly organic. And the fact that there is two eyes staring down at you.

You know what? This might be a bad idea after all.
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