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Fniff

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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2011, 09:20:11 am »
You raise the gun, and ask in a cool voice "What you want?".

"Hello (Scientist Name Here), you have failed your test. Prepare for holiday giving." The android cocks it's guns. Ah shit.
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #61 on: April 05, 2011, 09:21:02 am »
"Okay, but then let me give you a present first" *Shoot it in the visual sensors*
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2011, 09:24:07 am »
You fire the gun, but the visual sensor is mostly unharmed. It just has a dent in it.

The robot then takes the chance to fire at you. You have a few scars, but they look pretty cool.
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« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2011, 09:25:43 am »
Shoot the robot's arm, trying to disable whatever's powering it's motor functions, then aim the arm at the robot itself.
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #64 on: April 05, 2011, 09:33:52 am »
You shoot the android, but instead of hitting the arm you hit the central power generator, causing it to explode and die.

"That was awesome!" Doug says in awe.
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2011, 09:40:58 am »
"Dude, those things killed my girlfriend and clawed my eye out, and stuck you in a testing chamber, do you think I care about Awesome right now? Anyway, you should probably finish these beans, dude..."
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2011, 09:48:07 am »
"Eh, not hungry anymore. Well, it was awesome anyway! You shot him, his guns went DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA and then you shot him in the center and he explodes and oh my fucking God it was amazing!" Doug is still jabbering about how great it is. You realize scientists here are guys who spent half their time studying physics and the other half debating about Star Trek. Another reason why you should have joined Black Mesa. Another to add to the list, then.
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2011, 09:51:10 am »
"...Okay then. Want to check if you can use the Machine Gun?"


((Another reason that it can't be during HL2: No Stasis cells. Unlike the G-Man...))
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #68 on: April 05, 2011, 10:59:06 am »
"No, this thing is welded to it. Plus, it doesn't even have a trigger, it's electronically activated!" He says.
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #69 on: April 05, 2011, 11:00:44 am »
>Double take.

>"Oh. Anyway, let's go find a way out."

>Find a fucking way out!
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #70 on: April 05, 2011, 11:05:14 am »
You look around for an exit, and find a pretty good one. Your exit is in the door. Sighing, you walk out.

You appear to be in a corridor with...Your eyes must be deceiving you, it's a phone!
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #71 on: April 05, 2011, 11:05:52 am »
Quick! Call the HECU!
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2011, 11:11:50 am »
You pick up the phone and dial 911.

Ring...Ring...

"Hello?"
"Hi, this is an employee of Aperture Science. Our computer just went crazy and is killing everyone. Can you send the HECU or some shit? We can't handle it on our own."
"Sorry sir, the HECU cannot handle your request at this time. Would you like some Riot Cops?"
"Oh God, send me some fucking rent-a-cops while you are at it, you idiots." You slam the phone down.

Goddamn that was useless.
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2011, 11:13:54 am »
FUU-
Okay then, uh...
Call Barney or Adrian? Barney knows how to fly a plane at least...
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Re: You are an Aperture Science Employee.
« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2011, 11:24:17 am »
Ringing Adrian...

Ring...Ring...

"I am sorry, but I am probably at the bar at the barracks right now. Leave a message at the beep, and try not to hang u--" Dammit!

Ring...Ring...

"Y'hello, this is Barney Calhoun! I am currently doing work or most probably enjoying a lovely evening out or in with Lauren, so please leave a message after the be--" AGHHHH!

OK, last resort.

Ring...Ring...

"Hello? Who is this?" Nathan Fillion's brilliant voice comes on.

"...H...Hi Mr. Fillio...Fillion...I reall...really liked you in Firefly. Also, a robot just took over the facility I work at. Do you have any ideas?" You ask.

"Uh...Call the police?" You hang up. Goddammit, he is officially useless now. Must ring him some time again, though.
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