I am sleepy and I do not guarantee this turn will be sane but you get what you get. That's the phrase, right?
Well, you can't blame us for thinking you didn't want to do a final turn for it, dude, and there's no point posting in a dead thread. 
(Plus I tend to rely on 'show new replies' to get to all the RTDs I'm in. >.>)
What? That does not even relate to the part of my post you quoted. I did not mention stopping this RTD until everyone started quitting, and I did not mention a final turn until it had already fell.
DARIN THE NOT SO SUCCESSFUL NECROMANCERYou sit, stupefied at what happens. Eventually, you get up and walk back to Toi, since that's the only town around. Hopefully they will be merciful since you weren't the one who screwed up their ambush. [3] You get many angry glares, and do not get paid. You leave Toi, back for your home, with your trusty bat.
[4] You live a fairly average life. Well, for a necromancer. And that means many many experiments. Eventually, you begin feeling your age and try to figure out how to keep yourself alive. It consists mostly of raising yourself from the dead, but at least it works.
[6] You live for thousands of years afterwards until your bones turn to dust. Good, long life.
TOLYK THE CRAZY POLYMORPHER[5] As the crazy man flies away you attempt to run away. And do. You fly so fast they cannot get to you and you escape unharmed. You leave for home. AVOIDING TOI LEST YOU GET BRUTALLY MURDERED.
[3] When you return home, you find it burned and plundered. Sad, you live the rest of your life in a random town as a polymorpher-for-hire. You don't get much business, but at least you live your life.
[5] You become the new champion of a god of Polymorphing. Congratz! You are now a demi-god!
ASHTON THE KINSLAYERYou look around as you are dropped on the ground. [5] You are confused for hours on end as you follow landmarks. You eventually find a temple... that leads almost completely back home! And there's tons of diamonds in here! AND Resurrection potions! Holy crap! You can bring your parents back AND live in eternal wealth!
[6] You live a long, happy life with your parents. You are the wealthiest person in your side of the world due to the hidden teleporter back to the temple, which contains stockpiles of diamonds. However, you live with a terrible hole in your soul. Kirion... your brother... you KILLED him... How could you?
[3] Many gods do not accept you for your Kinslaying after you have died. Eventually, though, some god just randomly snatches you up and takes you as her own. You don't get to do much for the rest of eternity.
ARZHOG THE DRUNKY DRUNK[4] You defeat the captain one-on-one. You earn the respect of the Chief, who gives you three seconds of his time before promptly killing you. It is a strange honor, worthy for a former knight like you.
[3] You are quickly forgotten by many, sadly. Your bottle will always be with you, at least.
[3] You are picked up by the god who wrecked your life. Because no-one wanted you. Goddammit.
JOSEPH THE FAILSAUCE[6] You fly, high in the sky. So high, the clouds part and you... begin having problems breathing.
[2, ouch] As can be imagined, things do not go well and you fall. And hit the ground at lethal velocities. On the bright side, you've gone where no (living) human has gone before. On the down side, you are now a red mass on the ground.
[6] You get a place as the instrument of a bard god. It's less than perfect but on the bright side you'll always hear music!
TALA THE NEW DRAGONYou drop your friends off and fly high into the sky. [6] You thoughts, memories and mind slips away as you roar like a true dragon. It's quite painful!
[4] You go on back to the temple of Kikubaaqudgha, drawn by some instinct. You live a long life as a guardian. Though unfortunately that job contains nothing more than standing in one place looking intimidating, but you do get to have a strange warm feeling for the entire time.
[4] Still, you gain a special place as Kikubaaqudgha's pet when you die. You go on to pillage tens of villages before dying shamelessly to a great hero in a fight that was balanced against you.
ACRIDI THE CRAZY POLYMORPHING PRIEST[5] You make record time back to Toi and leave the Accurarwa in your dust. You get full pay of your whole group for trying. Wow.
[1, oh...] On your way home you are mugged by Accurarwa and killed. Goddamn dogmen vermin.
[3] Your god accepts you. You live a very boring eternity doing nothing as your god was not impressed by you.
TARIC THE... NON IMPORTANT DRUNK[3] You flail at ponies. You touch someone in real life: That person that kicked your ass. He sends you on a random teleport.
[4] You arrive back at home and... something. Really, you did nothing but have sex and drink and had no Bio. What am I supposed to put in here?
[4] A god of sex brings you in as one of hers. Eternity is good.
You creepy bastard.So... yeah.
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Topic: The Westlands RTD: Turn 42: Final "Turn". Game ended. (Read 157511 times)