"Lemme, guess, y-you going to catapult me out of town? *hic*"
SEDUCE THE MAGE!
"No.
I'm going to hurt you. And heal you. And hurt you. And heal you. And hurt you. And heal you.
Until you cry."
*PUNCH SMACK PUNCH HEAL PUNCH SMACK KICK PEW CRUNCH HEAL KICK KICK JUMPKICK PUNCH HEAL CRUNCH TRIP HEADBUT*
-100 HP.
+97 HP.
+Status: Unconscious."Bastard. Go to hell."
Ouch, that's what you get for having sex with a man's wife.
Also, PLEASE DO ONLY ONE POST OF ACTIONS.
"Oh my. Thank you." Shake hands. Get some fresh water. Drink it.
You look around for fresh water. [4] You find a very small puddle of... [3] muddy water. There's no more water in the immediate area. You're a little cautious to drinking it. It's definitely not clean. So you have second thoughts.
-1 Chaos.Ashton handed his spare armor to the guy with the huge arm, then looked towards the Accurarwa. "I'll take point. Stay behind me," he said to the squishy mages, advancing a few steps forward and setting his spear into a defensive fighting stance. Any Accurarwa that rushed them would have to get past him to get to the others.
You get into position for any chargers.
Tala whips out her bow, preparing to shoots ALL her arrows, before using fire magic.
You also ready.
Polymorph left arm, just below the elbow, into a sword made of extra dense bone. Prepare for assault.
A grin spreads across Acridi's twisted face and his eyes widen in joy. His slow, casual walk becomes faster and faster as they near the camp and he carelessly drags Joseph through rocks and brambles as though he has forgotten everything but his desire to kill. As he transmutes his arm into a weapon a slow, yelp-like laugh begins to escape from his clenched teeth.
[5+1-1][Tricky: Pass]: You form your arm into a blade. It's a little horrifying to the normal person.
+3 Polymorph Magic skill.
New spell: Polymorph.
+Status: Blade elbow.STALICTITeS INTO THE CAMP.
Vague action will likely return unexpected results. Just 'sayin.
[4-1+1+2][Group of 7][1, 2, 1, 3, 4, 1, 2 damage]
You lightly hurt a group of Accurarwa.Ilos shouts angrily at you. "YOU
IDIOT YOU BLEW OUR COVER!"
Derp. Maybe you should've waited until everyone was in place? Or maybe you should've followed the guy
who was gesturing for you guys to follow? Also, please, strikethrough your canceled action.
-1 Chaos.
New spell: Spike Storm.Also, I just realized you should've had one more mutation. But whatever, you're going to loose it in two turns anyway.
Cast mobile non-maintained -2 penalty physical damage shield on self.
[3+2-2]: You only manage to create a -1 difficulty shield.
-1 Chaos.
+1 Shield magic.
New spell: Kinetic Shield.
+Status: Shielded; Kinetic Shield.
+Status: Placed Shield.Wear shiny new armor. Prepare to attack, smash the tail out into a streetsweeper as the opening move when we engage.
You ready yourself...
Ilos looks pretty mad at you guys. So does the man who was gesturing to you guys. You somehow doubt you're going to get full pay if these mistakes you've all made cost more lives.Several tens of Accurarwa leave camp in the opposite direction, while the entirety of the rest of the camp comes charging like battering rams.
Each "Group" will have a random number of people. Each will have their own strength rating. Very Weak: 1-3. Weak: 1-4. Medium: 1-6. Strong: 2-8. Very Strong: 3-10. Brutal: 5-15. In battle, their strength will be added together verses the other's strength. The roll of one team subtracts members from the other, starting by the lowest, equal to the total roll of the weakest member.
Group 1 [3 VW, 2 W, 2 M, 2 S, 1 B.] VS
Accurarwa Group 1 [11 VW, 6 W, 3 M, 1 S.]: [23] VS [34]
Group 1 kills 9 very weak Accurarwa, but looses all of it's very weak-medium members.Group 2 [6 S, 1 VS, 1 B.] VS
Accurarwa Group 2 [19 VW, 4 W.]: [42] VS [25]
Group 2 quickly dispatches 14 very weak Accurarwa after loosing 3 strong members.Group 3 [11 M, 1 S.] VS
Accurarwa Group 3 [5 B.]: [46] VS [38]
Group 3 kills off three elites, but looses 6 medium members.Group 4
(you guys):
You see a bunch of grunts (9 VW, 4 W)
approach, lead by a leader who looks very strong (1 VS).
They stand off a short distance from you. The man who was gesturing to you stands by you guys. He introduces himself.(Australian accent) "Hey, you dumb bastards, when someone gestures to you, maybe you should pay attention? I hope you guys are able to fight these guys, because there's no way you're getting away from a determined Accurarwa. No way." "My name's Grinite, by the way. Leave the Captain--that guy in metal armor--to me. Unless you're feeling brave. Take out those Sergeants and Sharpshooters, they're the greatest danger. "
Group 5 [11 M, 1 S.] VS
Accurarwa Group 5 [11 VW, 14 W, 8 M, 6 S.]: [47] VS [136]
Group 5 is utterly destroyed and routed, but at least kills all very weak and 2 weak Accurarwa. Your left is compromised.Group 6 [9 W, 1 B.] VS
Accurarwa Group 6 [7 VW, 6 W, 3 M, 1 S, 1 VS.]: [50] VS [37]
Group 6, despite nasty odds, dispatches all of the very weak and weak Accurarwa. However, Dostricht is the only one remaining. He sensibly runs to Group 7.Group 7 [4 VW, 6 W, 4 M, 2 S, 1 VS.] VS
Accurarwa Group 7 [41 VW, 1 B.]: [48] VS [62]
Group 7 struggles against the horde, killing 16 very weak ones but loosing all very weak, weak, and medium members. Hopefully Dostricht can even out the odds.Total enemies at start: 157
Total friendlies at start: 70
Total enemies remaining: 89
Total friendlies remaining: 33
Total enemies casualties (% of starting forces): 68 (43%)
Total friendlies casualties (% of starting forces): 37 (53%)
Enemy percentage of total forces at start (% casualties of total casualties): 69% (64%)
Friendly percentage of total forces at start (% casualties of total casualties): 31% (36%)
Enemy percentage of remaining forces: 72%
Friendly percentage of total remaining forces: 28%
Squad statuses: Doing very poorly.
Squad 1: Heavy casualties. [3 VW, 2 W, 2 M, 2 S, 1 B.]
Squad 2: Heavy casualties. [6 3 S, 1 VS, 1 B.]
Squad 3: Medium casualties. [11 5 M, 1 S.]
Squad 4 (players): Fine. [7 P, 1 VS]
Squad 5: Routed and killed. [11 M, 1 S.]
Squad 6: Nearly wiped out, merged with Squad 7. [9 W, 1 B.]
Squad 7: Heavy casualties. [4 VW, 6 W, 4 M, 2 S, 1 VS, +1 B.]
TOTAL REMAINING: 5 M, 8 S, 3 VS, 3 B, 7 P.
Accurarwa Squad statuses: Doing poorly.
Squad 1: Light casualties. [11 2 VW, 6 W, 3 M, 1 S.]
Squad 2: Heavy casualties. [19 5 VW, 4 W.]
Squad 3: Heavy casualties. [5 2 B.]
Squad 4: Fine. [9 VW, 4 W, 1 VS.]
Squad 5: Light casualties [11 VW, 14 12 W, 8 M, 6 S.]
Squad 6: Heavy casualties [7 VW, 6 W, 3 M, 1 S, 1 VS.]
Squad 7: Light casualties. [41 25 VW, 1 B.]
TOTAL REMAINING: 41 VW, 26 W, 14 M, 8 S, 1 VS, 3 B.
The battle is going well (enemy has lost more forces), but... defeat is a definite possibility (enemies have more remaining forces, allies cannot sustain the rate of losses and win).