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Author Topic: The Westlands RTD: Turn 42: Final "Turn". Game ended.  (Read 157626 times)

Darvi

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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1875 on: July 01, 2011, 06:47:17 am »

*CRUNCH*
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1876 on: July 01, 2011, 08:38:14 am »

Do the crunchy thing.

Ashton handed his spare armor to the guy with the huge arm, then looked towards the Accurarwa. "I'll take point. Stay behind me," he said to the squishy mages, advancing a few steps forward and setting his spear into a defensive fighting stance. Any Accurarwa that rushed them would have to get past him to get to the others.
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1877 on: July 01, 2011, 08:56:55 am »

Tala whips out her bow, preparing to shoots ALL her arrows, before using fire magic.
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1878 on: July 01, 2011, 09:03:52 am »

Tarran, ya forgot to update my status :V

Aaaalso acronym screwup.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2011, 09:17:51 am by Darvi »
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1879 on: July 01, 2011, 09:14:13 am »

SEDUCE THE MAGE!

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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1880 on: July 01, 2011, 12:22:55 pm »

Taricus, you should seduce the mage, just like you did with his wife.
Worst-case scenario: you get a funny postmortem message.
Best-case scenario: you get laid.
He won't die, by the way, he'll just get absolutely mauled.

???
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Earthquake the city slightly, as in light trembles (normal or - difficulty), to scare them.
OR
Make a hefty portion of rock (with no people on it!) fall into the camp.

Who likes which one better?
You're kinda taking away the advantage of surprise, you know.

Tarran, ya forgot to update my status :V

Aaaalso acronym screwup.
What the hell, I thought I had updated it. ???

Fixed.

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« Last Edit: July 01, 2011, 12:26:04 pm by Tarran »
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1881 on: July 01, 2011, 12:55:45 pm »

He won't die, by the way, he'll just get absolutely mauled.
Let me remind you that the mage rolled an [Agressiveness: 6]. I think it's only fair to give him a chance at killing Taricus.

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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1882 on: July 01, 2011, 05:12:59 pm »

Polymorph left arm, just below the elbow, into a sword made of extra dense bone. Prepare for assault.
A grin spreads across Acridi's twisted face and his eyes widen in joy. His slow, casual walk becomes faster and faster as they near the camp and he carelessly drags Joseph through rocks and brambles as though he has forgotten everything but his desire to kill. As he transmutes his arm into a weapon a slow, yelp-like laugh begins to escape from his clenched teeth.
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1883 on: July 03, 2011, 12:41:48 pm »

Hey guys, I'm back!

And... Draignean hasn't posted yet. Huh?

Well, it doesn't matter, I wasn't going to update it today anyway. Still, it's strange that he still hasn't posted his turn.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1884 on: July 03, 2011, 01:06:18 pm »

then what should I do?
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1885 on: July 03, 2011, 01:07:17 pm »

What?
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1886 on: July 03, 2011, 01:12:20 pm »

nevermind, I'm back.
STALICTITeS INTO THE CAMP.
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1887 on: July 03, 2011, 02:15:24 pm »

Cast mobile non-maintained -2 penalty physical damage shield on self.
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1888 on: July 03, 2011, 02:56:12 pm »

Wear shiny new armor. Prepare to attack, smash the tail out into a streetsweeper as the opening move when we engage.
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 38: Taric=Screwed. Players=Railroaded. Again.
« Reply #1889 on: July 03, 2011, 03:42:13 pm »

Ummm... what shiny new armor?
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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