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[Tarran]

I'm not sure about that, actually. The first action I posted as Ashton was to switch out of the generic steel into the enchanted steel but Tarran ignored it, and my carried weight's pretty low, so until he corrects me I'm going to assume for some reason he's listing the enchantment separately from the armor.

...Huh?

There's a problem with them? Oh yeah, there is.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Seriously guys, when I make mistakes tell me and if I don't correct them then keep on reminding me until I say that I'm not going to correct them or something.

You should just railroad everyone but Taricus into the raid who doesn't specifically flee from it.

Not Taricus. He's got a little something something waiting for him.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Why didn't you notice it when I first tried that?

[Draignean]

I'm not sure about that, actually. The first action I posted as Ashton was to switch out of the generic steel into the enchanted steel but Tarran ignored it, and my carried weight's pretty low, so until he corrects me I'm going to assume for some reason he's listing the enchantment separately from the armor.

...Huh?

There's a problem with them? Oh yeah, there is.

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Seriously guys, when I make mistakes tell me and if I don't correct them then keep on reminding me until I say that I'm not going to correct them or something

Well then, I guess I'll Ask the other Raider to loan me the spare suit of armor in exchange for a fifth of my share of the gold.

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Yeah, sure, why not." Ashton said. The armor wasn't any use to him anyway, but the gold might be. So he handed the extra set over. Keeping his fellow raiders alive meant it was more likely they would all make it out anyway... even if this guy did have an odd arm. Come to think of it most of the people he had seen recently were messed-up looking. He glanced over at the familiar necromancer. "Didn't you have horse-legs the last time I saw you?" he asked Darin. He was sure it was the same guy he had seen at that cave a while back, anyway.

[Tarran]

Why didn't you notice it when I first tried that?

Maybe because I'm only human? I'm forgetful, I tend to skip over uninteresting things (like when a bunch of people are discussing random stuff), I get things wrong.... Really, if I miss something, the right thing is to remind me, or the first time make text bolded, underlined, or colored. I'm not God*.

_{*I am the Earth though.}

[Asilidae]

Sorry...
If Joseph doesn't have legs by my turn carry/drag him to his comrades assembling for the raid.

[Tarran]

It's alright.

Anyway, I'll see if I can get a turn done by tomorrow.

[Tarran]

Alright, last update for about 3 days. Readers, Players; I will be gone at ~noon tomorrow, the day afterwards, and the beginning of the day afterwards. So please auto me if I haven't posted. Oh, and please don't start any good RTDs. Please? D:

Also, I noticed a big mistake; Intelligence isn't giving the right spellcasting bonuses (giving 1/2 after 20, not after 10). So I've raised your bonuses. You guys with high intelligence should get more bonuses after this turn. But not this turn, since if I try remembering the bonuses, things may or may not get a little messed up. Or maybe I'm just a lazy bastard, so what?

"Well, it's a bit like herding cats with them. Maybe they'll come around, maybe they'll wander off somewhere," Darin said with a shrug.

Find a rock. Turn it into a Soulstone. Silently will the others to come join us on the raid.

[3+1+1]: You find a very nice round stone. Very, very round. So round that it slips around a little. It's quite shiny. You make it another soulstone.

+1 Great Perfectly Round Soulstone.
+1 Necromancy Magic skill.
-1 Chaos.

Ashton waited.

*Insert elevator music*

Also, you give your armor to Arzhog.

IDEA! Ask one of the mages to remove the intoxication Via magic. Look for appropriate NPC to do so.

Go find the others after I get de-toxified by a mage.

[Search: 1-2=-1] Burp. Where is "mages"? [Luck: 3] Hic...

You suddenly feel [Aggressiveness: 6][Initiative: 5][Role: 5, high, High mage][Guards: 4, some][Omega Boulder: 1-4+3+4] a huge bolder hitting your head. [9-15 dam; 15] You nearly fall to the ground. It hit you REALLY HARD.

You turn around and find a man, around 30, in blood red/deep brown robes. He is literally emitting energy. He is pissed.

You soil yourself.

At least there's a few guards around. Though they look kinda stunned at the anger the man has.

There'll be no status for him, because he's going to utterly kick your ass anyway, with an intelligence of 50 and a Earth Magic skill of Heroic.

-15 HP.
Location change: Somewhere in Toi.

Try it again! (while getting one of the party members to heal me )

[4-3+1+1][Tricky: Pass]: You barely manage to get rid of the legs. However, that's all you do.

-1 Chaos.
+2 Polymorph Magic skill.
Joseph: Lost Spider-arranged Frog Legs.
Joseph: Lost Competing legs/thighbone mess.

You suddenly feel a pull and find yourself somewhere else.

Location change: Toi; Guard House.

That being said, Have Nowan try again.

He tries again.

You suddenly feel a pull and find yourself somewhere else.

-1 Chaos.
-1 HP.
Location change: Toi; Guard House.

Practice fire magic while waiting for the raid!

[5+1]: You make a tiny flame in your hand. How cute.

+3 Fire Magic skill.

Well then, I guess I'll Ask the other Raider to loan me the spare suit of armor in exchange for a fifth of my share of the gold.

The man is currently busy getting his ass kicked. Please hold. You ask the man next to you for his spare suit of armor. He hands it to you.

-1 Chaos.

If Joseph doesn't have legs by my turn carry/drag him to his comrades assembling for the raid.

You reach for Joseph but suddenly feel a pull and find yourself somewhere else.

Location change: Toi; Guard House.

Main quest: Accurarwa Tribe Raid:
Darin, Nowan, Ashton, Arzhog, Joseph, Tala, Acridi.

"Alright men, listen up!" Ilos screams, catching the attention of everyone around.

"As you know, we're raiding a Accurarwa camp. I'm not certain if you've been told or not, but we're targeting the main camp. You know, the ones with the guys in heavy armor wielding giant swords of steel." Ilos says, unconcerned. However, the faces of some of the people around you shift into worry, and you have a bad feeling in your gut. You're pretty sure it isn't something like gallstones.

"There are about 70 of us around here. We will surround the camp with groups. And attack at once. If any of you have soiled your pants by now, feel free to leave." No one leaves, but a few people look like they really want to leave.

"Alright, suit yourselves. I expect you all to not retreat now. Because if you do, you'll piss me off. And I'm pretty sure you know what happens if you piss me off. Now, follow me, I'll lead you to the camp."

Ilos grabs her shield and starts walking towards the gate, and everyone follows (except Joseph. He's dragged the whole way ). Eventually, everyone gets to a small rock cliff, quite a distance away from the Accurarwa camp. Holy crap, there must be hundreds of them! Oh okay, maybe just one or two hundred.

"Everyone, get into position." Ilos whispers loudly. A unknown man gestures for you seven to come. He's in pretty heavy armor, so he must be a leader of sorts.

Joseph also reminds everyone about his current leg situation. And you all notice that someone who was with you at the Town Hall is missing. Oh well.

Location change: Rock cliff near Main Accurarwa Camp.
Main quest: Accurarwa Tribe Raid:
  Go find Ilos.
  Go with the others.
  Raid the camp.

Spoiler: IronyOwl (click to show/hide)

Name: Darin.
Gender: Male.
HP: 25/28.
Chaos: 18/80.
Encumbrance: 38/50.
SLP: 6/8.
Level: 2.
Items:
  Human Skin-Bound Tome. (Equipped)
  Fingerbone-Laced Black Robe. (Equipped)
  Rib Shield. (Equipped)
  Kris. (Equipped)
  Satchel.
  Small Hourglass.
  Inkwell.
  Quill.
  Parchment.
  Specimen Bottles.
  1 Overreactive Black Perfect Average Soulstone.
  Overreactive Multicolored Great Average Soulstone.
  Perfectly Round Great Average Soulstone.
  47 gold.
Skills:
  Adept Necromancy 20/24.
  Novice Defense 8/16.
  Adept Healing magic 21/24.
  Novice Crafter 10/16.
  Novice Shield magic 11/16.
  No skill Earth magic 1/4.
  No skill Polymorph magic 3/4.
  Beginner Conversation 6/8.
  Beginner Bartering 7/8
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  10 Agility.
  16 Toughness.
  31 Intelligence.
  10 Charisma.
Status:
Soul in Perfect Soulstone: You have to carry the soulstone or your body will fall limp.
Additional Arms: You can wield up to 4 melee weapons/shields at a time. However, if you do so you will face a -1 penalty to all actions from any items in your hands (it's harder to control four limbs than two).
Location:
Rock cliff near Main Accurarwa Camp.
Spells:
  Shield:
    Minor Kinetic Shield.
    Minor Chaos shield.
  Necromancy:
    Average Soulstone creation (necromancy magic).
    Life Siphon.
    Major Life Siphon.
    Damaging Soul Trap.
  Healing:
    Minor Healing.
    Healing.
    Major healing.
    Minor Healing Mist.
  Polymorph:
    High Major Polymorph.
Main quest: Accurarwa Tribe Raid:
  Go find Ilos.
  Go with the others.
  Raid the camp.

Spoiler: TolyK (click to show/hide)

Name: Nowan Ilfideme.
Gender: Male.
HP: 5/27.
Chaos: 32/80.
Encumbrance: 38/50.
SLP: 6/8.
Level: 2.
Items:
  Enchanted Aluminum Armor. (Equipped)
  Enchanted Aluminum Main hand Shield. (Equipped)
  Aluminum Offhand Shield. (Equipped)
  Potion of Liquidation
  Scroll of Scare Undead.
  Potion of Minor impact.
Skills:
  Skilled Earth magic 24/36.
  Skilled Polymorph magic 29/36.
  Novice Shield magic 11/16.
  Beginner Defense 4/8.
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  11+5=16 Agility.
  20-5=15 Toughness.
  30 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Angelic Wings: +1 to convincing people that you're good. -2 to intimidation. People will often confuse you as an angel. Can fly.
Mutation: Thin Arms and Legs: +5 Agility, -5 Toughness.
Location:
Rock cliff near Main Accurarwa Camp.
Spells:
  Polymorph:
    Major Polymorph.
  Earth:
    Trivial Earth Shaping.
    Earth shaping.
    Major Earth Shaping.
    Minor Earth spike.
  Shield:
    Minor magic reflection shield.
    Magic reflection shield.
    Minor Physical Barrier.
    Major Physical Barrier.
Main quest: Accurarwa Tribe Raid:
  Go find Ilos.
  Go with the others.
  Raid the camp.

Spoiler: Serious Concentrate (click to show/hide)

Name: Ashton D'Aubrani.
Gender: Male.
HP: 51/51.
Chaos: 0/80.
Encumbrance: 45/125.
SLP: 2/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Steel Spear.(Equipped)
  Potion of Critical Heal.
  Dragon Scale Pincer-Gauntlets.
  Enchanted Steel Armor. (Equipped)
Skills:
  Beginner Spears 4/8.
  Novice Defense 12/16.
  Novice Wrestling 8/16.
Attributes:
  25 Strength.
  10 Agility.
  30 Toughness.
  0 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Somewhat Drunk: 2/5 drunkenness, -1 to talking to non-drunks, -1 to mentally intensive actions, -1 to running away, -1 to-hit. Determination rolls have +2, attacks do +2 damage. 1 turn to loose a point in this. Can attempt to throw up to speed up drunkenness loss.
Location:
Rock cliff near Main Accurarwa Camp.
Main quest: Accurarwa Tribe Raid:
  Go find Ilos.
  Go with the others.
  Raid the camp.

Spoiler: Draignean (click to show/hide)

Name: Arzhog the Mad Drunk.
Gender: Male.
HP: 25/43.
Chaos: 0/80.
Encumbrance: 86/100.
SLP: 4/6.
Level: 1.
Items:
  Leather Armor. (Equipped)
  Smelly Rags.
  Cursed everfull wine bottle. (Equipped)
  filthy food.
  Map of near-Toi areas with an X on the map.
  7 Gold Coins.
  Fine Iron Shortsword.
  Durnneran's clothed skinned fleshed mace-tail. (Equipped)
  Steel Armor.
Skills:
  Adept Misc Object user 19/24.
  Novice Defender 8/16.
  Novice conversation 8/16.
  No Skill Crafting 3/4.
Attributes:
  20 Strength.
  20 Agility.
  25 Toughness.
  0 Intelligence.
  4-4=0 Charisma.
Status:
Accepted in Toi: +1 to talking to people from Toi.
Somewhat Drunk: 2/5 drunkenness, -1 to talking to non-drunks, -1 to mentally intensive actions, -1 to running away, -1 to-hit. Determination rolls have +2, attacks do +2 damage. 4 turns to loose a point in this. Can attempt to throw up to speed up drunkenness loss.
Tail-wielding Left Arm: -4 Charisma. Useless for everything but wielding the dragon's tail. Penalty reduced to -1 to-hit.
Location:
Rock cliff near Main Accurarwa Camp.
Main quest: Accurarwa Tribe Raid:
  Go find Ilos.
  Go with the others.
  Raid the camp.

Spoiler: Darvi (click to show/hide)

Name: Joseph Alan Taylor.
Gender: Male.
HP: 9/22.
Chaos: 65/80.
Encumbrance: 25/0.
SLP: 1/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Bronze Shortsword. (Equipped)
  Pine Crossbow. (Equipped)
  Fancy Leather Armor. (Equipped)
  Pimp Hat. (Equipped)
  Lute Lyre.
  3 gold coins.
Skills:
  Basic Shortsword 6/8.
  Basic Crossbow 4/8.
  Basic Conversation 6/8.
  Novice Air magic 15/16.
  Basic Chaos magic 7/8.
  No-skill crafting 1/4.
Attributes:
  4 Strength.
  16 Agility.
  12 Toughness.
  15+10*0.454545...=12 Intelligence.
  20 Charisma.
Status:
Mutation: Scattered Brain Tissue: +10 max Intelligence, current Intelligence equal to percentage of max HP you have rounded up.
Mass Screwup of Legs: Cannot run, cannot move, -6 to defense, -20 carrying capacity, -5 toughness, drain 1 HP per turn.
Overencumbered: Cannot move, cannot defend.
Somewhat Drunk: 2/5 drunkenness, -1 to talking to non-drunks, -1 to mentally intensive actions, -1 to running away, -1 to-hit. Determination rolls have +2, attacks do +2 damage. 1 turn to loose a point in this. Can attempt to throw up to speed up drunkenness loss.
Mutation: Incoherent sentences: -1 to conversation.
Mutation: Light Carapace: +2 toughness.
Mutation: Lighter bones: +1 Agi, -1 Str.
Mutation: Missing fingers: -1 to all rolls related to using your hands (including shield defense, weapon attacking, etc).
Mutation: Locked knowledge: Unable to level up skills, +1 bonus to Beginner skills (negates penalty) and 1/2 chance for +1 to Novice skills, x2 bonus multiplier for other higher-leveled skills.
Location:
Rock cliff near Main Accurarwa Camp.
Spells:
  Chaos:
    Omega Chaos Irradiation.
Main quest: Accurarwa Tribe Raid:
  Go find Ilos.
  Go with the others.
  Raid the camp.

Spoiler: Dwarmin (click to show/hide)

Name: Tala Sul.
Gender: Female.
HP: 21/22.
Chaos: 0/80.
Encumbrance: 28/100.
SLP: 2/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Leather Armor. (Equipped)
  Holy Amulet of Kikubaaqudgha. (Equipped)
  Carrying Pouch.
  Crystal Water Bottle.
  Cram Rations.
  Etched Blackwood Shortbow. (Equipped)
  Cylindrical red leather quiver.
  10 Bodkin Arrows (Equipped)
  Full Body Tattoo of a Red Dragon.
  2 Scrolls of Destroy Armor.
  Scroll of Minor Silence.
Skills:
  Novice Wrestling 10/16.
  Basic Bows 4/8
  Novice Fire Magic 8/16
  Novice Defense 8/16.
  No-skill Crafting 1/4.
  No-skill Conversation 1/4.
Attributes:
  20 Strength.
  20 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  15 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Slightly Drunk: Stage 1 out of 5 of drunkenness. -1 to mentally intensive actions, -1 to talking to non-drunks. 2 turns to loose on point in this. Can attempt to throw up to speed up drunkenness loss.
Location:
Rock cliff near Main Accurarwa Camp.
Wrestling Stances:
  Defensive:
   Iron Turtle.
Main quest: Accurarwa Tribe Raid:
  Go find Ilos.
  Go with the others.
  Raid the camp.

Spoiler: Asilidae (click to show/hide)

Name: Brother Acridi.
Gender: Male.
HP: 21/21.
Chaos: 0/80.
Encumbrance: 18/50.
SLP: 1/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Priest's Robe.
  Book of Methkarik’s Teachings.
  Waterskin.
  Rations.
  6 White Candles.
  Bedroll.
  Small Oak box.
  Potion of High Major Fireball.
Skills:
  Novice Polymorph Magic 11/16.
  Beginner Healing Magic 4/8.
  Beginner Longswords 4/8.
  Beginner Wrestler 4/8.
  Beginner Defense 4/8.
Attributes:
  15 Strength.
  20 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  20 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Normal.
Location:
Rock cliff near Main Accurarwa Camp.
Spells:
  Polymorph:
    High Major Polymorph.
Main quest: Accurarwa Tribe Raid:
  Go find Ilos.
  Go with the others.
  Raid the camp.

Spoiler: Taricus (click to show/hide)

Name: Taric.
Gender: Male.
HP: 3/20.
Chaos: 0/80.
Encumbrance: 38/50.
SLP: 2/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Iron Scale mail Hauberk.
  Iron Halberd.
  5 Steel-tipped Javelins
  Leather Boots.
Skills:
  Novice Polearms 8/16.
  Novice Conversation 8/16.
  Beginner Crafting 4/8.
  Beginner Throwing 4/8.
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  10 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  10 Intelligence.
  25 Charisma.
Status:
Heavily drunk: 4/5 drunkenness, -2 to talking to non-drunks, -2 to mentally intensive actions, autofail at running away, 1/3 chance to fall unconscious per turn, -5 to-hit, dream Lucidity rolls auto-fail. Determination rolls auto-succeed, attacks do +3 damage, enemies have -2 to choose targeting you. 4 turn to loose a point in this. Can attempt to throw up to speed up drunkenness loss.
Location:
Somewhere in Toi.

Allies or Friendlies:

Deep Whispers:

Spoiler: (Ally) Darin's Undead Giant Bat (click to show/hide)

11 HP
Under control of: Darin.
Vulnerabilities:
Resistances:
-100% damage: Cold.
-20% damage: Heat.
-75% damage: Air.
Specials:
Giant Bat Bonuses/Penalties: +3 to-hit. -1 damage.
Undead: Cannot heal.
Location:
Rock cliff near Main Accurarwa Camp.
Status:
Undead: Self explanatory.

Enemies and Hostiles:

None.

Yes, I did take quite a while, but it's here.

Yes, this is going to be a huge freaking fight.

No, I'm not going to simulate one at a time. Do you peg me for crazy?

[Taricus]

"Lemme, guess, y-you going to catapult me out of town? *hic*"

[Darvi]

"Oh my. Thank you." Shake hands. Get some fresh water. Drink it.

[HmH]

Taricus, you should seduce the mage, just like you did with his wife.
Worst-case scenario: you get a funny postmortem message.
Best-case scenario: you get laid.

[Taricus]

SEDUCE THE MAGE!

[Darvi]

Taric, your character is the second most flirty character I ever met :V

[Taricus]

I'm doing this for the hilarity.

And I have a chance at succeding too

[TolyK]

 
...
Earthquake the city slightly, as in light trembles (normal or - difficulty), to scare them.
OR
Make a hefty portion of rock (with no people on it!) fall into the camp.

Who likes which one better?