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[Taricus]

DOSTRICHT?!

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[Tarran]

Don't worry, I won't let him kill you.

You'll just be smacked, kicked, thrown, and dropped from the sky until you're at 0 HP.

Of course, that's only the worst case scenario. You'll likely get an easier punishment.

[Taricus]

No, worst case scenario also involves propelled firerocks from an angry mob.

Though I'm suspicious on why I think this is becoming a FATAL-like?

[Tarran]

Though I'm suspicious on why I think this is becoming a FATAL-like?

You're playing too much FATAL?

[Taricus]

Nope, I haven't played it. I'm also guessing referencing it will also make me autofail some rolls.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Maybe you'll get lucky and her husband will turn out to be one of the already-dead characters. :3

[Taricus]

Hehe, no law against screwing a widow :3

[Draignean]

Don't worry, I won't let him kill you.

You'll just be smacked, kicked, thrown, and dropped from the sky until you're at 0 HP.

Of course, that's only the worst case scenario. You'll likely get an easier punishment.

If Arzhog hears about this he's going to suggest they do it southland style.

If I'm allowed to suggest lore that is.... *Hopeful face*

[IronyOwl]

...how would one go about contacting extremely evil beings?

Cutting out the part of your brain that keeps you sane.

Already tried that with my soul, didn't work.

...more seriously, you're going to have to find out yourself. If it were easy then quite a few people would be doing it right now and the world would be on fire.

This is a very good point and I want to sig it. I wasn't thinking of literally doing that, just wondering about other deals such being might be willing to make... but then there's people like Darvi and maybe TolyK who would be instantly down for it.

[Tarran]

If Arzhog hears about this he's going to suggest they do it southland style.

If I'm allowed to suggest lore that is.... *Hopeful face*

Go ahead. Just as long as it doesn't break anything in already existing lore.

Because if it does the Hand of God is going to poke you.

Did I mention that the Hand of God is quite large? A finger is as large as Toi.

[Taricus]

Why are we dying for him D:

[Tarran]

Them, not him. There are multiple gods in this world; few of them were killed out.

And you should check the Back story again if you want to know. It's in the first line.

[Draignean]

If Arzhog hears about this he's going to suggest they do it southland style.

If I'm allowed to suggest lore that is.... *Hopeful face*

Go ahead. Just as long as it doesn't break anything in already existing lore.

Because if it does the Hand of God is going to poke you.

Did I mention that the Hand of God is quite large? A finger is as large as Toi.

Cool,

If Arzhog* is present when the promiscuity of Taric and his lover is revealed he will suggest that they handle things the way a woman's lovers are handled in the south.

In the south a woman can have as many lovers as she can simultaneously defeat in a duel with long knives, the record so far was fisherwoman who allegedly fought 18 men to exhaustion.

(Yes, I'm want to get Taric in a knife fight with his lover and her husband.)

*Arzhog has no problem with multiple married/unmarried/betrothed match-ups.

[Tarran]

Lulz, that should be fun. I'll be sure to roll a lot of rolls when you say that so we can see how much chaos happens.

[Darvi]

Keep drinking.