Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[IronyOwl]

Wait, did I say he was my buddy? I mean... MORTAL ENEMY! ASCAR IS MY MORTAL ENEMY AND TOTALLY NOT MY FRIEND!

This whole quest is a Xanatos Gambit to give him the sword, isn't it?


Also Serious, you want Kirion's body and/or soul as a memento, or just leave it in the cave?

[Draignean]

Also question, the dragon's tail is a Misc item isn't it?

No, it's a mace.

Aw c'mon, it's a dragon's ass I'm beating people to death with! Fine, fine, I'll spend some time grinding mace I guess.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Desecrate his remains all you want, my friend. ^^ I'm not attached to them in the slightest, except perhaps for toilet humor (which I'm not going to add to the reputation for sleaziness that I already have).

@Draignean: You earned yourself a legitimate lol there. ^^

[IronyOwl]

Eh, I think I'll pass on meat golems for now. Besides, there's still a cluster of horses out there somewhere.

So, uh. What to do about Darvi...

OH! I know. I know exactly how to "help" my dear friend Darvi.

Heat up the air around Darvi, drying him from that unpleasant chaos water.

Then go find a forge.

[Darvi]

... If he does that, I Tera Chaos Nuke him.

[TolyK]

Darviiiiii.....
no.
...
WAIT THE THE FUUU I HAVE 0 HP WHAT KIND OF I.... oh.
...
Try to heal 2 HP, get back to town to try and restore more.

[HmH]

Oh my, so many mortally wounded people! I can't help but use that chance to re-enter the game.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Scarecrow Fred

Bio: This unnaturally slender figure was once a typical rogue-turned-adventurer - he made a living sneaking through the dungeons, backstabbing monsters, participating in witty banter, disarming traps and, of course, somehow managing to take most of the treasure the instant he opened a chest. Fred's greed almost started to wane in favor of a more romantic approach to thievery when he stole a relic from a temple dedicated to an ancient nameless god of cruel mercy and irony. Next morning, relic turned into a golden mirror showing Fred's newly-achieved deformities and a glowing red word "MUNCHKIN" across his forehead.
Since then, Fred's mischievous nature, repulsive looks and incredible dodging capabilities never failed to rescue him from the traitorous path of helpfulness and good intentions, and his inability to carry any treasures only resulted in his companions having to haul all the heavy stuff back to city. Seeing that Fred took his lesson brutally wrong, the nameless god decided to send him another sign: a wise old cultist with a huge assortment of AoE spells robbed Fred of all weapons, armor and stolen goods and put him on a cart to a heroic new life in Westlands.

Starting Items:
5 Gold Coins
Pants
Sash
Religious Book

Skills:
Daggers 4
Defense 4
Conversation 8
Lockpicking 8

Stats:
Strength 5: -1 to using a weapon that uses this attribute. 25 encumbrance points.
Agility 40: +3 to using a weapon that uses this attribute. +3 to defense.
Toughness 5: 13 HP. Can stay alive for 1 turn while mortally wounded.
Intelligence 5: -1 to spellcasting.
Charisma 10: +0 to talking.

UPD: Refitted the character for a new game system.
UPD2: 5 attribute points from Charisma to Intelligence. 4 skill points from Daggers to Defense.

[TolyK]

not quite right - I think mortally wounded will be <0
but good idea, I will make another character too.

[Tarran]

Aw c'mon, it's a dragon's ass I'm beating people to death with! Fine, fine, I'll spend some time grinding mace I guess.

It's an tail shaped like a mace. Didn't you get that from a while ago? It uses mace because it is literally a mace, no getting around it.

Hey, wait a sec, shouldn't it have the 1/2 ignore armor bonus? Yes it should. I'm nerfing the damage and adding the 1/2 armor ignoring attribute.

This whole quest is a Xanatos Gambit to give him the sword, isn't it?

...Maaaayyyybe. >_>

not quite right - I think mortally wounded will be <0

You are correct, sir. Notice that I didn't make ANY warnings about Mortal Wounds despite three people being at 0HP.

[IronyOwl]

... If he does that, I Tera Chaos Nuke him.

Fiiiiine, if you don't even want your dear friends to help you and would rather kill yourself to irradiate me in the process, I'll just go do other stuff.


Try to find a forge. If I succeed, try to get permission to smelt and reforge something. If that succeeds, smelt down that useless copper longsword.

If one of those steps fails but I've still got actions, create a chair out of dirt someplace I don't think people would mind it.

[Darvi]

You do know I need water to survive?

[IronyOwl]

...I should really try to find a way to mutate you into receiving reduced chaos from everything. That would be so incredibly useful to you it's not even funny.

[Asilidae]

Greet all the adventurers who enter Toi and compliment them on their horrible mutations.
I have to say, it would be pretty hilarious if the townsfolk weren't used to this stuff. Band of adventures leave town; centaur Goro, feeble frog-man, crab mage, and T-virus drunk walk back.

[Draignean]

Go Back to town, go to inn. Rent best room and relaxing spa massage with gold. Drink and Regenerate in luxury.

[Tarran]

I was going through the actions making a turn. However, I just now found out that we're missing Dwarmin.

Oh well, I'll just finish all the action results before him anyway.

Little spoiler: Someone is likely going to die. Horribly. Turn after next.