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[TolyK]

Get out of the cave and fix <Serious>'s lungs/whatever.

You are going to get out of the cave, but realize that Kirion isn't leaving so you stay behind. You attempt to help with Kirion's lungs. [6-1+2+1][Luck: 6]: You make Kirion's lungs much, much larger and more efficient than they were before. However, his heart is going to have problems keeping up if he works his lungs too hard.

+1 Chaos.
+3 Polymorph magic.
New spell: Minor Polymorph.
Kirion: Status change: Very Small Lungs>Enhanced Lungs.

[6-1+2+1][Luck: 6]

i'm so AWESOME!  probably the best roll so far (other than the dragon i think) 

You request a polymorph, but the local polymorpher is busy with someone else.

I'll get to that right now, on the way to town.

Spoiler: TolyK (click to show/hide)

Name: Nowan Ilfideme.
Gender: Male.
HP: 11/19.
Chaos: 40/80.
Encumbrance: 38/50.
SLP: 5/6.
Level: 2.
Items:
  Enchanted Aluminum Armor. (Equipped)
  Enchanted Aluminum Main hand Shield. (Equipped)
  Aluminum Offhand Shield. (Equipped)
  Potion of Liquidation
  Scroll of Scare Undead.
  Potion of Minor impact.
Skills:
  Adept Earth magic 19/24.
  Adept Polymorph magic 21/24.
  Novice Shield magic 11/16.
  Beginner Defense 4/8.
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  11+5=16 Agility.
  18-5=13 Toughness.
  30 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Angelic Wings: +1 to convincing people that you're good. -2 to intimidation. People will often confuse you as an angel. Can fly.
Mutation: Thin Arms and Legs: +5 Agility, -5 Toughness.
Placed Shield: Cannot place shields for 4 turns.
Mutation: Casting Critical Fail Save: 1/3 chance of critical fails acting as normals.
Mutation: Motion-sensing eyesight: You can see anything moving, no matter the lighting. However, you cannot see anyone standing still.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Dragon cave.
Spells:
  Polymorph:
    Major Polymorph.
  Earth:
    Trivial Earth Shaping.
    Earth shaping.
    Major Earth Shaping.
    Minor Earth spike.
  Shield:
    Minor magic reflection shield.
    Magic reflection shield.
    Minor Physical Barrier.
    Major Physical Barrier.

Tell me if I messed up anything.

Did you remember to +3 on my polymorph skill? Also I have "Minor polymorph" spell, not that it makes any difference

Also, Irony, stop being a healer. In fact, stop doing anything that has the potential to hurt one of your teammates because your luck sucks.

lol, and i agree.
...
Move post in just a bit.

[TolyK]

just another note:

It is heavy as Ад

Apparently he's a russian online translator (that means "as heavy as hell" literally, not "very heavy" )
***
My move:
Go to town, meanwhile polymorphing <Draignean>'s body back to condition (i.e. fix what needs fixing)

"We really should get going to town, and get this chaos stuff fixed."

[Tarran]

Tell me if I messed up anything.

Did you remember to +3 on my polymorph skill? Also I have "Minor polymorph" spell, not that it makes any difference

Ah, whoops, forgot. You should get a level up, then. Pick two attribute points.

just another note:

It is heavy as Ад

Apparently he's a russian online translator (that means "as heavy as hell" literally, not "very heavy" )

Yes, I know. I put Hell in the translator, not Very Heavy.

[Darvi]

Taaaarraaaaan. 7/8!

[Tarran]

Taaaarraaaaan. 7/8!

Oh, chaos magic.

Also, please stop being so vague. It's annoying.

[TolyK]

I pick in toughness.

[IronyOwl]

[6-1+1+1][Luck: 1]

This pretty much sums up Darin.

Also, Irony, stop being a healer. In fact, stop doing anything that has the potential to hurt one of your teammates because your luck sucks.

lol, and i agree.

Quiet you! Doubters everywhere!

In fact, I'm doing some polymorphing right now because of you two.

If Joseph is within range, polymorph him six lanky tropical frog legs, arranged like a spider's.
If Joseph is not within range, breathe fire at the sky.

Either way, head to town and search for a forge afterwards.

[Tarran]

...Oh god.

OH GOD

DARIN IS POLYMORPHING

THIS IS GOING TO BE HORRIBLE _{for you guys, hehehe}

EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS

Now, we just have to wait on the Big D and Asilidae.

[Draignean]

You wrap the end of the tail with your old rags for some reason.

Well I figured having a handle of some kind beat the hell out holding it by the vertebrae.

Wash self and the improv weapon/tail in wine. Get the polymorpher to give something to one of my arms to make it perfect for wielding the skeletal tail.

Wine is usually at least 75% water, and that water is not irradiated, so from your earlier posts I should be able to manage my radiation by bathing in and drinking of the infinite wine.

[Darvi]

Watch it, or he'll make it so that the constant radiation pollutes your wine.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Nah, it's magic/cursed. Since the wine infinitely renews all he has to do is turn the bottle upside down for like three minutes to make sure any irradiated wine is poured out and then drink the fresh amount.

...In other words, it's high time everybody got drunk. ^^

[TolyK]

... lol.
yeah, to be more concise: Follow <Draignean>'s request.

[Taricus]

Since I cannot carry the 60 weight armour, Draignean can have it. It'll be funny seeing a drunk knight

[Asilidae]

Politely question Taric about his reasons for coming to Toi and wearing his own weight in armor.

[Tarran]

A little note to all people currently having me as a player in their RTD: I will be gone tomorrow, traveling with my parents to Wyoming. I'm pretty sure will have internet connection there (at least, I hope), so it shouldn't be a problem. However, as we're traveling by car (van), it will likely take at least one day or most of one day. So auto me please, and tell GMers who don't read this RTD but I am a player of their RTD to auto me if they are waiting on me.

This also means this RTD will be on pause for a little longer. However, I finished the turn (but not the statuses), so expect a turn ASAP when I get there.

If you don't hear from me within 2 days, that likely means I lack an internet connection. In which case you will have to wait for a week.