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[SeriousConcentrate]

Every time Gilgamesh shows up he steals the scene. My favorite instance is probably when he's cutting a promo on the party when you're on the ship. "Ladies, gentlemen, and ladies that look like gentlemen!"

[Tarran]

Hey, do mutations repeat? 'Cause if so I need to figure out a way to get IronyOwl's centaur body, then get TolyK to give me a second set of arms with the pincers and become some kind of wacky abomination. :3

Yeah, sure, they can repeat. Why not.

Oh, and Darvi, stop posting like that or I will permanently set your intelligence to 0.

[IronyOwl]

The easiest way to get the mutations you want is probably just to have TolyK polymorph them in.

[Darvi]

Oh, and Darvi, stop posting like that or I will permanently set your intelligence to 0.

nooooo!

[SeriousConcentrate]

The easiest way to get the mutations you want is probably just to have TolyK polymorph them in.

Didya hear that, TolyK? Lots of Polymorph exp waiting for you over here... *waves crab-hands*

[Darvi]

of course if its the newest muation then i can nuke you guys

[TolyK]

The easiest way to get the mutations you want is probably just to have TolyK polymorph them in.

yeah, lets just loot, get outa this cave, I'll fix ya guys up, and we can go on. you guys will owe me a favor. 

The easiest way to get the mutations you want is probably just to have TolyK polymorph them in.

Didya hear that, TolyK? Lots of Polymorph exp waiting for you over here... *waves crab-hands*

you're next on the waiting list. I made useless arms for IronyOwl, I gotta fix 'em first. Then stuff.
Also, you can just go drink water from the chaos-free pool, but if ya need mutations, I got +1/+2 (I think) to casting, so it's fine.

[Draignean]

Grab the best remaining armor

And get the crafter to make a dragon skin cooler sleeve for my wine bottle, studded with dragon fang.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I guess that's what I'll do. If this mutation is nice I'll see about keeping it, then drink off the small lungs, then try to keep the pincers. Then you can go mad trying to turn me in a horrorterror, TolyK. ^^

[Tarran]

Sorry about taking so long, I'm having a little trouble finding the want to do this.

Anyway, just a question: How long can you last before you start wanting this RTD's turns and how long before you loose track of where you were? It's important because it's not a good thing making you guys wait or having you guys loose track of things.

I go over to Joseph and try healing him with a -1 modifier healing spell.

Grab the potion and ask Darin to make some kind of dragonscale gauntlets for my pincers to increase attack power.

After attempting to heal Joseph, and while waiting for Darin to finish the gauntlets, take Dostrich's advice and devour the heart. Then ask Dostricht how to keep some mutations while ditching others.

[6+1-1-1][Luck: 3]: You hold your ha-er... claws close to each-other and then aim your claws at Joseph. The spell is a little rough around the edges but it works, healing 4 HP.

Afterwards, you grab the potion of Critical Healing, and talky talk to Darin. He agrees to try.

You attempt to get into the dragon's heart. Only problem is you have pincers and cannot hold your sword, so that's not happen'in anytime soon unless you make a Serious effort.

[Determination: 5-2]: You're really determined. You really freaking are. Though your small lungs aren't helping. [Luck: 5][Chaos: 2] You dig all the way to the heart. Avoiding much of the chaos. You grab it and hold it next to your mouth... [Determination: 4] Om. Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom.

Everyone stares at you, mouths wide open. Hmmm, Tasty-Oh god so much chaos AAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH!

[Good/bad: 2, bad][Strength: 1, extremely small change][Mental/Physical: Mental][Passive/Active: Passive] You find it harder to think. Something vital in your mind is now missing...
[Good/bad: 4, good][Strength: 3, medium change][Mental/Physical: Physical][Passive/Active: Active] Your back extends as two bat-like wings form, ripping through your leather armor.


Joseph: +4 HP.
+3 Healing magic.
Now Skilled in Healing magic.
Level up! Pick 2 attribute points.
+2 Chaos.
+16 Chaos.
+1 Chaos.
+1 Potion of Critical Healing.
New mutation: Missing something vital in mind: -2 Intelligence.
New mutation: Bat Wings: Can fly.

Fashion Battle Gauntlets for Kirion's pincers out of dragonscale, or whatever is best for that sort of thing.

[1]: You try and try as you might, but you just don't seem to get it shaped like a pincer. Furthermore, no-one's hands can fit in it. You scrap your several failed attempts.

+1 Chaos.

theni start singing insted

the dagrons gon
we kiled it ded
it hurt us gud
we got its hed
look wat it had
the others plot
they want it bad
we gota go
dont stres our luk
if we saty here
were all... doomed

[5]: Despite having the intelligence of a walnut right now, you manage to sing your slurs so nicely that everyone else claps a little.

Nothing else happ-Oh hey, you're smarter now. You're now as smart as the average person, though still not as smart as you normally are.

+1 Chaos.

If not already taken, Scroll of Invisibility, Minor Impact, Critical heal and stuff other people don't want (the bone can do thrown damage right? jk)

Polymorph IronyOwl's (currently useless) arms into normal human arms.

You grab the stuff listed besides the Critical Healing potion as Kirion already took it.

[2+1+2][Luck: 5]: You expertly Polymorph Darin's arms into what a normal human's arms should be like.

Despite him being basically a test subject for your polymorphing powers, he seems quite alright with them.

+1 Scroll of Minor Invisibility.
+1 Potion of Minor Impact.
Darin: Additional Boneless arms>Additional arms.
+1 Chaos.

I claim a Scrolls of Destroy Armor and Silence if not already claimed.
A try to gather up alot of dragon bone that could be turned into arrow heads later
Bottle up some dragons blood, pouring out the water first

You grab the Destroy Armor scrolls and the Silence scroll.

[3-1]: You attempt to get whatever you can from the dragon. You fail, wasting several nice bones. Oh well, at least you learned a tiny bit of crafting...

You grab the dragon's blood. Eww.

+2 Scrolls of Destroy Armor.
+1 Scroll of Minor Silence.
+1 Crafting skill.
+1 Chaos.

Grab the best remaining armor

As no armor is taken, you can get the shiny Leather Armor. Your exchange it for your crappy rags.

+1 Leather Armor.
+1 Chaos.



Tell me if I missed anyone picking up anything. If I did, blame yourself for not bolding it.

Take off the blindfold and gag, make fire in the bonfire very sticky with Fire Magic.

You take off the blind and the gag. [Spotting: 2+2] Is that a fist? [3+3] Yes, yes it is. Your chest nearly bursts from the very painful and powerful punch.

...Ow. Son of a gun...

-Status: Blinded.
-6 HP.
+1 Chaos.

Combat in Chaos Hollows.

Spoiler: Initiative (click to show/hide)

    Accurarwa 2
    Accurarwa 5
    Nat
    Accurarwa 1

Stab Nat!

[2+1] VS [3+1] The second swings at Nat but misses her as she dodges out of the way quickly.

Shoot Nat!

[3+1] VS [5+1]: Quick Turn: Succeed.

Nat dodges out of the way of the fifth... only to find him quickly turning and his arrow right in her chest.

3 damage. [Poison: 3][Poison type: Mental][Resist: 4]: Her mind clouds a little, but settles down. She's still got an arrow in her chest, however.

Nat: +3 Defense skill.
Nat: -3 HP.

Place a shield arround myself that blocks light, leave tiny gaps in front of my pupils so i can see, then dive into the shadows, if it fails just stand still

[5+1-2][Luck: 3]: You successfully make a shield around you that absorbs a lot of the light. They start loosing track of you.

[Spotting: 6-2, 6-2, 5-2] They still know where you are, though... crap...

You really should've waited a little longer before trying to break free.

+3 Shield magic skill.
New spell: Major Light Absorption Shield.
+1 Chaos.

Stab Nat!

[4] VS [6+1] Damage: [3+1] Nat is impaled through and through as a spear enters her body.

Nat thinks she can see Death sitting on a bone throne behind the Accurarwa drinking tea while speaking to her in a British accent. Yeah, she'd better get some healing soon.

Nat: -4 HP.
Nat: +2 Defense skill.
WARNING: Nathan has 2 HP left.
Caution: Joseph has 7 HP left.
DANGER: Nat has 1 HP left.
Caution: Nat has 8 HP left.

Spoiler: IronyOwl (click to show/hide)

Name: Darin.
Gender: Male.
HP: 26/28.
Chaos: 26/80.
Encumbrance: 45/70.
SLP: 5/6.
Level: 3.
Items:
  Human Skin-Bound Tome. (Equipped)
  Fingerbone-Laced Black Robe. (Equipped)
  Rib Shield. (Equipped)
  Kris. (Equipped)
  Satchel.
  Small Hourglass.
  Inkwell.
  Quill.
  Parchment.
  Specimen Bottles.
  1 Overreactive Black Perfect Average Soulstone.
  1 Overreactive White Great Average Soulstone.
  Overreactive Multicolored Great Average Soulstone.
  Good Iron Spear.
  Bad Copper Longsword.
Skills:
  Adept Necromancy 19/24.
  Novice Defense 8/16.
  Adept Healing magic 18/24.
  Beginner Crafter 4/8.
  Novice Shield magic 11/16.
  No skill Earth magic 1/4.
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  10 Agility.
  12 Toughness.
  29 Intelligence.
  10 Charisma.
Status:
Soul in Perfect Soulstone: You have to carry the soulstone or your body will fall limp.
Additional Arms: You can wield up to 4 melee weapons/shields at a time. However, if you do so you will face a -1 penalty to all actions from any items in your hands (it's harder to control four limbs than two).
Mutation: Centaur: +10 HP. -2 Defense. Can kick in melee for +4 damage. Normal armor now only has 1/2 chance of working (doesn't cover horse body). +1 to running away. Cannot stand easily on slippery or tilted surfaces. +20 carrying capacity.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Dragon cave.
Spells:
  Shield:
    Minor Kinetic Shield.
    Minor Chaos shield.
  Necromancy:
    Average Soulstone creation (necromancy magic).
    Life Siphon.
    Major Life Siphon.
    Damaging Soul Trap.
  Healing:
    Minor Healing.
    Healing.
    Major healing.
    Minor Healing Mist.

Spoiler: TolyK (click to show/hide)

Name: Nowan Ilfideme.
Gender: Male.
HP: 13/19.
Chaos: 39/80.
Encumbrance: 38/50.
SLP: 5/6.
Level: 2.
Items:
  Enchanted Aluminum Armor. (Equipped)
  Enchanted Aluminum Main hand Shield. (Equipped)
  Aluminum Offhand Shield. (Equipped)
  Potion of Liquidation
  Scroll of Scare Undead.
  Potion of Minor impact.
Skills:
  Adept Earth magic 19/24.
  Adept Polymorph magic 21/24.
  Novice Shield magic 11/16.
  Beginner Defense 4/8.
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  11+5=16 Agility.
  18-5=13 Toughness.
  30 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Angelic Wings: +1 to convincing people that you're good. -2 to intimidation. People will often confuse you as an angel. Can fly.
Mutation: Thin Arms and Legs: +5 Agility, -5 Toughness.
Placed Shield: Cannot place shields for 4 turns.
Mutation: Casting Critical Fail Save: 1/3 chance of critical fails acting as normals.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Dragon cave.
Spells:
  Polymorph:
    Major Polymorph.
  Earth:
    Trivial Earth Shaping.
    Earth shaping.
    Major Earth Shaping.
    Minor Earth spike.
  Shield:
    Minor magic reflection shield.
    Magic reflection shield.
    Minor Physical Barrier.
    Major Physical Barrier.

Spoiler: wolfchild (click to show/hide)

Name: Nat.
Gender: Female.
HP: 1/21.
Chaos: 9/80.
Encumbrance: 23/30.
SLP: 5/6.
Level: 2.
Items:
  Glyph of Recovery.
  Ebony Crossbow. (Equipped)
  18 Obsidian Bolts (Equipped)
  Obsidian Bolt of Drying.
  Bronze Dagger. (Equipped)
  Light Bronze Armour. (Equipped)
Skills:
  Novice Water magic 13/16.
  Beginner crossbows 4/8.
  Beginner Dagger 4/16.
  Adept Shield magic 20/24.
  No skill Conversation 3/4.
  Novice Defense 13/16.
  No skill Force magic 3/4.
Attributes:
  6 Strength.
  15 Agility.
  16 Toughness.
  22 Intelligence.
  10 Charisma.
Status:
Binded legs: Cannot stand or move.
Location:
Somewhere in the Chaos Hollows.
Spells:
  Shield:
    Minor Chaos shield.
    Major Chaos shield.
    Universal Barrier.
    Physical Shield.
    Major Light Absorption Shield.
  Water:
    Minor Dehydration.
SECONDARY QUEST: Save the brother.
  Go to cut Izzci.
  Go north to The Chaos Hollows.
  Find the brother.

Spoiler: Serious Concentrate (click to show/hide)

Name: Kirion D'Aubrani.
Gender: Male.
HP: 13/16.
Chaos: 53/80.
Encumbrance: 33/50.
SLP: 5/6.
Level: 2.
Items:
  Bronze Shortsword.
  Bronze Shield.
  Leather Armor. (Equipped)
  Potion of Critical Heal.
Skills:
  Beginner Shortswords 4/8.
  Skilled Healing magic 24/32.
  Novice Defense 8/16.
  Beginner Conversation 4/8.
  Beginner Necromancy 6/8.
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  10 Agility.
  11 Toughness.
  21-2=19 Intelligence.
  15 Charisma.
Status:
Mutation: Pincer Hands: Cannot wield any items (no shield blocking included). -1 to casting (difficulty with aiming with pincers). +4 wrestling damage.
Mutation: Very Small Lungs: -2 to physically intensive actions.
Mutation: Missing something vital in mind: -2 Intelligence.
Mutation: Bat Wings: Can fly.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Dragon cave.
Spells:
  Healing:
    Trivial Healing.
    Healing.
  Necromancy.
    Minor Vampiric Touch.

Spoiler: HmH (click to show/hide)

Name: Nathan.
Gender: Male.
HP: 2/16.
Chaos: 13/80.
Encumbrance: 14/50.
SLP: 3/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Light Robes. (Equipped)
  Dog whistle.
Skills:
  Novice Crafter 9/16.
  Novice Crossbows 8/16.
  Beginner Polymorph magic 4/8.
  Beginner Necromancy magic 9/16.
  No skill Water magic 1/4.
  No skill Shield magic 3/4.
  Beginner Defense 5/8
  No skill Misc Object 1/4.
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  15 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  30 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Binded legs: Cannot stand or move.
Location:
Somewhere in the Chaos Hollows.
Spells:
  Water:
    Minor water purify.
  Necromancy:
    Harvest.
    High Major Life Siphon.
  Shield:
    Minor Physical Barrier.
  Go to cut Izzci.
  Go north to The Chaos Hollows.
  Find the brother.

Spoiler: Draignean (click to show/hide)

Name: Arzhog the Mad Drunk.
Gender: Male.
HP: 31/31.
Chaos: 3/80.
Encumbrance: 23/100.
SLP: 4/5.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Leather Armor. (Equipped)
  Smelly Rags.
  Cursed everfull wine bottle. (Equipped)
  filthy food.
  Map of near-Toi areas with an X on the map.
  7 Gold Coins.
  Fine Iron Shortsword.
Skills:
  Adept Misc Object user 19/24.
  Novice Defender 8/16.
  Novice conversation 8/16.
Attributes:
  20 Strength.
  20 Agility.
  25 Toughness.
  0 Intelligence.
  2 Charisma.
Status:
Accepted in Toi: +1 to talking to people from Toi.
Deep Whispers: Dragon Cave.
Location:
Somewhere.

Spoiler: Darvi (click to show/hide)

Name: Joseph Alan Taylor.
Gender: Male.
HP: 7/16.
Chaos: 24/80.
Encumbrance: 25/25.
SLP: 1/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Bronze Shortsword. (Equipped)
  Pine Crossbow. (Equipped)
  Fancy Leather Armor. (Equipped)
  Pimp Hat. (Equipped)
  Lute Lyre.
  3 gold coins.
Skills:
  Basic Shortsword 6/8.
  Basic Crossbow 4/8.
  Basic Conversation 6/8.
  Novice Air magic 15/16.
  Basic Chaos magic 5/8.
  No-skill crafting 1/4.
Attributes:
  5 Strength.
  15 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  15+10*0.4375=11 Intelligence.
  20 Charisma.
Status:
Mutation: Scattered Brain Tissue: +10 max Intelligence, current Intelligence equal to percentage of max HP you have rounded up.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Dragon Cave.

Spoiler: Dwarmin (click to show/hide)

Name: Tala Sul.
Gender: Female.
HP: 16/16.
Chaos: 4/80.
Encumbrance: 28/100.
SLP: 2/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Leather Armor. (Equipped)
  Holy Amulet of Kikubaaqudgha. (Equipped)
  Carrying Pouch.
  Crystal Water Bottle.
  Cram Rations.
  Etched Blackwood Shortbow. (Equipped)
  Cylindrical red leather quiver.
  10 Bodkin Arrows (Equipped)
  Full Body Tattoo of a Red Dragon.
  2 Scrolls of Destroy Armor.
  Scroll of Minor Silence.
Skills:
 Novice Wrestling 10/16.
 Basic Bows 4/8
 Novice Fire Magic 8/16
 Novice Defense 8/16.
Attributes:
  20 Strength.
  20 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  15 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Normal.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Dragon Cave.
Wrestling Stances:
  Defensive:
   Iron Turtle.

Allies:

Deep Whispers:

Spoiler: Dostricht (click to show/hide)

Name: Dostricht Allacestace.
Role: Captain of the Guard.
Age: 38.
HP: 25/30.
Chaos: 40/80.
Level: 7.
Items:
  Unknown Longsword.
  Tungsten armor.
  Steel Shield.
  Glowing ring.
Skills:
  Master Longswords.
  Skilled Defense.
  Adept Wrestling.
Attributes:
20 Strength.
15 Agility.
24 Toughness.
10 Intelligence.
10 Charisma.
Status:
Bladed tail: Can use in melee with Wrestling as skill and agility as attribute. +2 to damage.
Dragon Wings: Can fly.
Carapace: Takes 1/6 less damage.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Dragon Cave.

Spoiler: Darin's Undead Giant Bat (click to show/hide)

11 HP
Under control of: Darin.
Vulnerabilities:
Resistances:
-100% damage: Cold.
-20% damage: Heat.
-75% damage: Air.
Specials:
Innate hunter: +3 to attack roll.
Claws: -1 to damage.
Undead: Cannot heal.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Dragon Cave.
Status:
Undead: Self explanatory.

Enemies:

Chaos Hollows:

Spoiler: Accurarwa 1 (click to show/hide)

12/12 HP
Items:
Fine Bronze Spear: +1 to damage. (Equipped)
Poor Bronze Shield: 8 AHP. 1/2 chance to take all damage. (Equipped)
Leather armor: 20 AHP. Takes 1/3 of damage dealt to user. (Equipped)
Vulnerabilities:
None.
Resistances:
None.
Specials:
Various misc skill bonuses: +1 to wrestling. 1/2 chance for +1 to spear. 1/2 chance for +1 to defense. -1 to casting.
Poor spellcaster: -2 to casting.
Pack animal: +1 to attack rolls if nearby ally has <3 HP.
Location:
Somewhere in the Chaos Hollows.
Status:
Unconscious.

Spoiler: Accurarwa 2 (click to show/hide)

10/10 HP
Items:
Good Iron dagger: +2 to damage. (Equipped)
Vulnerabilities:
None.
Resistances:
None.
Specials:
Various misc bonuses: +1 to dagger. +2 to defense. -1 to casting.
Poor spellcaster: -2 to casting.
Pack animal: +1 to attack rolls if nearby ally has <3 HP.
Location:
Somewhere in the Chaos Hollows.
Status:
Normal.

Spoiler: Accurarwa 5 (click to show/hide)

12/12 HP
Items:
Izzci bow: Can be used in desperation as a staff for -3 to damage. (Equipped)
18 Izzci arrows: Unknown effect, no metal, no stone, no poison, so the Izzci they're made of might be poisonous. (Equipped)
Crappy copper armor: 10 AHP. Absorbs 1/3 of damage rounded down. (Equipped)
Vulnerabilities:
None.
Resistances:
None.
Specials:
Various misc bonuses: +1 with 1/2 chance of +2 to Bows. -1 to casting.
Poor spellcaster: -2 to casting.
Pack animal: +1 to attack rolls if nearby ally has <3 HP.
Location:
Somewhere in the Chaos Hollows.
Status:
Normal.

Spoiler: Accurarwa 4 (click to show/hide)

25/25 HP
Items:
Crappy copper armor: 10 AHP. Absorbs 1/3 of damage rounded down.
Vulnerabilities:
None.
Resistances:
None.
Specials:
Various misc bonuses: +3 to Wrestling. -1 to casting.
Poor spellcaster: -2 to casting.
Pack animal: +1 to attack rolls if nearby ally has <3 HP.
Location:
Somewhere in the Chaos Hollows. (near Nathan)
Status:
Normal.

Deep Whispers:

Spoiler: BOSS: Durnneran the Chaos Dragon. (Deceased) (click to show/hide)

-1/60 HP
Vulnerabilities:
None.
Resistances:
-75% damage: Fire.
-50% damage: Chaos.
-25% damage: Air.
Specials:
Chaos Breath.
Fire Breath.
Dragon claws: These claws look very sharp: +8 to damage.
Dragon's speed: Dragons need to be fast with their claws in order to survive: +2 to melee.
Dragon dodge: A dragon is big, and finds it hard to dodge. -1 to dodging.
Maced tail: Durnneran's tail looks very painful: 1/3 chance to hit with tail each melee attack, dealing an additional +4 damage.
Blurring presence: As you get closer, your sight blurs further the closer you get: +2 to dodging in melee.
Death rage: Angering a dragon is dangerous: +1 to all actions when at or below 1/4th health.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Dragon cave.
Status:
3/5ths of body remaining.
Deceased: Won't be bothering you anymore.

Tell me if I missed anythang, my wunderful, wunderful players.

[Darvi]

Oh. That was... an awkward experience.

Also, I believe that I have more than a mere 3 HP.

[Tarran]

Fixed, just forgot the warning message thing earlier. If you had checked your status, you'd have seen the correct number.

[Darvi]

I did, and was in fact referring to the warning.

"Let's not waste our time here. Hurry and get out before we change even more." Abscond, using the breeze for tailwind.

[Tarran]

I did, and was in fact referring to the warning.

Should be a little bit more specific on things like that. Don't want to confuse people, ya know?

Also, I made a lot of mistakes that I just fixed within the last 13 minutes or so. Quite a few of them were simple ones, too. Whoops. Hopefully you guys are reading the most recently edited version and not the failsauce that was the first version.

[Darvi]

Don't want to confuse people, ya know?

Do I?