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[Tarran]

Well, I'm not sick anymore and today's a crappy day and I've got free time so...

Sometime. I'm not in a rush because you guys aren't the GM and you have no say on when I post turns because you guys are unimportant.

[TolyK]

lol whenever you feel like it

[Draignean]

[Tarran]

Dog picture...*Facepalm*

Yeah, I'm a lazy arse. I'll get on with this as soon as I'm done reading other RTDs, which should take less than 15 minutes.

The turn, however, will likely take hours, so be patient.

Anyway, I'm happy to know you guys enjoy this.

[IronyOwl]

Yeesh. There's gotta be some way to cut that down some.

Don't suppose you have any experience in programming?

[Tarran]

Yeesh. There's gotta be some way to cut that down some.

Eh, it's not that bad. I've got Jef's manly voice to keep me company.

Don't suppose you have any experience in programming?

Enough to make a basic calculator. And I have no idea where I would start if I tried anything else sooooo... pretty much no.

[IronyOwl]

Yeesh. There's gotta be some way to cut that down some.

Eh, it's not that bad. I've got Jef's manly voice to keep me company.

Even if it's not that bad now, it might get tiresome in twenty turns or so. If nothing else, it'd let you do it on shorter notice.

Don't suppose you have any experience in programming?

Enough to make a basic calculator. And I have no idea where I would start if I tried anything else sooooo... pretty much no.

If you know how it works well enough to do anything practical with it, chances are you can do just about anything if you look up how.

And I mean, if it takes a couple hours, there's gotta be something in there that's pretty much just tedious manual labor.

...though, looking back on previous turns, I'm not sure what. Do you just type slow?

[Tarran]

...though, looking back on previous turns, I'm not sure what. Do you just type slow?

I type slow. I'm a lazy son of a gun and like to put things off for as long as possible.

Anyway, basically finished the turn now, just have to update the statuses and I'll be on my way.

[Tarran]

Yey, turnz.

Thank Nathan, Load the Dehydration bolt and let us get going

[No rolls because you'll likely get a 1]: You travel with Nathan to the Chaos Hollows.

Location change: Chaos Hollows entrance.
SECONDARY QUEST: Save the brother.
  Go to cut Izzci.
  Go north to The Chaos Hollows.
  Find the brother.
+1 Chaos Radiation.

Offer the weeping man a drink and sit with him, look understanding and try to talk as little as possible. Offer to help him.

[Luck: 2]: The man refuses your drink. [Conversation: 6-1-2+1]: The man looks at you a little disbelieving that a drunk could help but then he recognizes you.

"My... my wife was killed by some bastard named Darteran. The captain spent two days searching for him but didn't find him. I was going to ask him to search again because I recently found more information to his location, but the captain wasn't there. If you could go to the X on this map and kill him, I could spare 20 gold for you. Remember to bring his ring so I know you really killed him."

He passes a map to you. You doubt you'll be able to get there due to your stupidity and drunkness. You'll likely have to rely on your luck.

SECONDARY QUEST: Kill Darteran.
  Go to the X on the map.
+3 conversation skill.
+1 Map of near-Toi areas with an X on the map.

Go to the Chaos Hollows.

You and Nat finally go to the Chaos Hollows. The area radiates slightly with radiation, with the entrance illuminated by chaos irradiated water. As you prepare to enter, you suddenly hear movement coming towards you from inside.

Location change: Chaos Hollows entrance.
SECONDARY QUEST: Save the brother.
  Go to cut Izzci.
  Go north to The Chaos Hollows.
  Find the brother.
+1 Chaos Radiation.

Spoiler: Initiative (click to show/hide)

    Nowan
    Kirion
    Joseph
    Dostricht
    Darin
    Ravenium
    Bat 1

Make a kinetic shield around the last bat (blocks movement)

[5+2][Luck: 2]: You execute the shield well, but you miss the bat entirely.

+3 Shield magic skill.
Now Novice in Shield magic.
New spell: Minor Shield of holding: Easy to cast (no modifiers), Holds enemy in place, does not block magic, does not block shots or thrown objects. Must be maintained.
Level up to level 1: Pick 2 attribute points.

"Hold on, I'll try that again," Kirion said, then proceeded to cast a spell one tier more difficult than before on Darin.

[4+1+4][Luck: 3]: You heal Darin completely. You spent so much healing that you feel like most of it went to waste. You then notice him cut himself. Sigh...

+2 Healing magic skill.
Darin: +2 HP.
New Spell: Trivial Healing (forgot last turn): Trivial to cast (+1 to casting), heals 1-3 HP.
New Spell: Major Healing. Hard to cast (-1 to casting), heals 3-7 HP.

Craft some +Bat Bone bolts+ and give my sh. sword to... somebody

[3-1]: You fumble with the bones of one bat corpse, but everything you get is crappy and useless.

+1 Crafting skill.

Smack sum bat

[6+2+4] VS [1+3] Dostricht slices at the last bat, dealing 14 damage. Parts go everywhere.

Assume my allies can easily handle the last bat, and thus fashion one of the dead ones into furry bathide gloves. Also suggest we try middle left once the bat is inevitably dealt with and the loot is collected, if we get that far.

[1]: You cut one of the dead ones into bits and pieces. You fail utterly to make anything out of it, and cut yourself in the process. Also, due to you not maintaining your barrier, it dissipates.

-1 HP.
-Status: Protected by Minor Kinetic Barrier shield: 6/6 Shield points. Immobile. Maintaining.

"You do that again, and i'll bury you alive"

Attack the last bat

Just as you were about to swing, Dostricht hits the bat and sends pieces flying. Darn.

MAIN QUEST:

Loot time.

Alright, so there was a little bit of loot (3-7: 5). It [Weapons: 5][Armorz: 1][Potions: 5][Scrolls: 4][Gold: 3][Other wealthy items: 3] consist of a Good Iron Spear (+1 to damage), a Bad Copper Longsword (-2 to damage), a potion of Potion of Minor Impact (throws objects away from impact location. Don't drink), a Potion of Liquidation (turns user into water elemental for 2 turns), and finally a Scroll of Scare Undead (causes undead enemies to run away).

Also, there is one remaining unused bat corpse that isn't cut to uselessness.

(All) +1 Chaos Radiation.

Spoiler: IronyOwl (click to show/hide)

Name: Darin.
Gender: Male.
HP: 17/18.
Chaos: 9/80.
Encumbrance: 34/50.
SLP: 2/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Human Skin-Bound Tome.
  Fingerbone-Laced Black Robe.
  Rib Shield.
  Kris.
  Satchel.
  Small Hourglass.
  Inkwell.
  Quill.
  Parchment.
  Specimen Bottles.
  1 Overreactive Black Perfect Average Soulstone.
  1 Overreactive White Great Average Soulstone.
  Overreactive Multicolored Great Average Soulstone.
Skills:
  Novice Necromancy 10/16.
  Novice Defense 8/16.
  Beginner Healing magic 4/8.
  Beginner Crafter 4/8.
  Beginner Shield magic 5/8.
  No skill Earth magic 1/4.
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  10 Agility.
  12 Toughness.
  23 Intelligence.
  10 Charisma.
Status:
Soul in Perfect Soulstone: You have to carry the soulstone or your body will fall limp.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Bat cave.
Spells:
  Shield:
    Minor Stationary Kinetic Barrier.
    Minor Chaos shield.
  Necromancy:
    Average Soulstone creation (necromancy magic).
MAIN QUEST: Dragon Hunt.
  Talk to the Captain of the Guard for details.
  Travel to the Deep Whispers.
  Find the Dragon.

Spoiler: Ze Spy (click to show/hide)

Name: Ravenium.
Gender: Female.
HP: 14/16.
Chaos: 9/80.
Encumbrance: 55/150.
SLP: 3/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Sword of the Void (longsword).
  Heavy Iron Shield.
  Steel Armor.
Skills:
  Novice Longsword 15/16.
  Novice Energy magic 10/16.
Attributes:
  30 Strength.
  15 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  10 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Normal.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Bat cave.
Spells:
  Energy:
    Energy bolt.
MAIN QUEST: Dragon Hunt.
  Talk to the Captain of the Guard for details.
  Travel to the Deep Whispers.
  Find the Dragon.

Spoiler: TolyK (click to show/hide)

Name: Nowan Ilfideme.
Gender: Male.
HP: 21/21.
Chaos: 9/80.
Encumbrance: 35/75.
SLP: 4/5.
Level: 1.
Items:
  Enchanted Aluminum Armor.
  Enchanted Aluminum Main hand Shield.
  Aluminum Offhand Shield.
Skills:
  Novice Earth magic 8/16.
  Adept Polymorph magic 17/24.
  Novice Shield magic 10/16.
  Beginner Defense 4/8.
Attributes:
  9 Strength.
  11 Agility.
  15 Toughness.
  30 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Angelic Wings: +1 to convincing people that you're good. -2 to intimidation. People will often confuse you as an angel. Can fly.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Bat cave.
Spells:
  Earth:
    Major Earth Shaping.
    Minor Earth spike.
  Shield:
    Minor magic reflection shield.
    Magic reflection shield.
    Minor Shield of holding
MAIN QUEST: Dragon Hunt.
  Talk to the Captain of the Guard for details.
  Travel to the Deep Whispers.
  Find the Dragon.

Spoiler: wolfchild (click to show/hide)

Name: Nat.
Gender: Female.
HP: 19/21.
Chaos: 1/80.
Encumbrance: 23/25.
SLP: 2/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Glyph of Recovery.
  Ebony Crossbow.
  20 Obsidian Bolts
  Obsidian Bolt of Drying.
  Bronze Dagger.
  Light Bronze Armour.
Skills:
  Novice Water magic 11/16.
  Beginner crossbows 4/8.
  Beginner Dagger 4/16.
  Novice Shield magic 13/16.
Attributes:
  5 Strength.
  15 Agility.
  15 Toughness.
  20 Intelligence.
  10 Charisma.
Status:
Normal.
Location:
Chaos Hollows entrance.
Spells:
  Shield:
    Minor Chaos shield.
    Major Air-blocking shield.
  Water:
    Dehydration.
SECONDARY QUEST: Save the brother.
  Go to cut Izzci.
  Go north to The Chaos Hollows.
  Find the brother.

Spoiler: Serious Concentrate (click to show/hide)

Name: Kirion D'Aubrani.
Gender: Male.
HP: 16/16.
Chaos: 9/80.
Encumbrance: 30/50.
SLP: 3/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Bronze Shortsword.
  Bronze Shield.
  Leather Armor.
Skills:
  Beginner Shortswords 4/8.
  Novice Healing magic 12/16.
  Novice Defense 8/16.
  Beginner Conversation 4/8.
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  10 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  20 Intelligence.
  15 Charisma.
Status:
Normal.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Bat cave.
Spells:
  Healing:
    Trivial Healing.
    Major Healing.
MAIN QUEST: Dragon Hunt.
  Talk to the Captain of the Guard for details.
  Travel to the Deep Whispers.
  Find the Dragon.

Spoiler: HmH (click to show/hide)

Name: Nathan.
Gender: Male.
HP: 16/16.
Chaos: 1/80.
Encumbrance: 65/75.
SLP: 2/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Pine Crossbow.
  8 Vampiric Steel-tipped Bolts.
  Waterskin.
  Light Robes.
  Dog whistle.
Skills:
  Novice Crafter 9/16.
  Novice Crossbows 8/16.
  Beginner Polymorph magic 4/8.
  Beginner Necromancy magic 6/8.
  No skill Water magic 1/4.
Attributes:
  10 Strength.
  15 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  30 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Normal.
Location:
Chaos Hollows entrance.
Spells:
  Water:
    Minor water purify.
  Necromancy:
    Harvest.
SECONDARY QUEST: Save the brother.
  Go to cut Izzci.
  Go north to The Chaos Hollows.
  Find the brother.

Spoiler: Draignean (click to show/hide)

Name: Arzhog the Mad Drunk.
Gender: Male.
HP: 31/31.
Chaos: 0/80.
Encumbrance: 7/100.
SLP: 3/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Smelly Rags.
  Cursed everfull wine bottle.
  filthy food.
  Map of near-Toi areas with an X on the map.
Skills:
  Adept Misc Object user 16/24.
  Novice Defender 8/16.
  No-skill conversation 3/4.
Attributes:
  20 Strength.
  20 Agility.
  25 Toughness.
  0 Intelligence.
  0 Charisma.
Status:
Accepted in Toi: +1 to talking to people from Toi.
Location:
Somewhere in Toi.
SECONDARY QUEST: Kill Darteran.
  Go to the X on the map.

Spoiler: Darvi (click to show/hide)

Name: Joseph Alan Taylor.
Gender: Male.
HP: 16/16.
Chaos: 9/80.
Encumbrance: 25/25.
SLP: 3/4.
Level: 0.
Items:
  Bronze Shortsword.
  Pine Crossbow.
  Fancy Leather Armor.
  Pimp Hat.
  Lute Lyre.
  3 gold coins.
Skills:
  Basic Shortsword 4/8.
  Basic Crossbow 4/8.
  Basic Conversation 6/8.
  Basic Air magic 7/8.
  Basic Chaos magic 5/8.
  No-skill crafting 1/4.
Attributes:
  5 Strength.
  15 Agility.
  10 Toughness.
  15 Intelligence.
  20 Charisma.
Status:
Normal.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Bat cave.
MAIN QUEST: Dragon Hunt.
  Talk to the Captain of the Guard for details.
  Travel to the Deep Whispers.
  Find the Dragon.

Allies:

Spoiler: Dostricht (click to show/hide)

Name: Dostricht Allacestace.
Role: Captain of the Guard.
Age: 38.
HP: 40/40.
Chaos: 9/80.
Level: 10.
Items:
  Unknown Longsword.
  Tungsten armor.
  Steel Shield.
  Glowing ring.
Skills:
  Grand Master Longswords.
  Master Defense.
  Adept Wrestling.
Attributes:
30 Strength.
30 Agility.
34 Toughness.
21 Intelligence.
15 Charisma.
Status:
Bladed tail.
Dragon Wings.
Carapace.
Location:
Deep Whispers: Bat cave.

[Draignean]

Hey! I should have gotten a +1 modifier when talking to him! Anyway...

"Fhear Noht! I shrall rhutern vahcturius." Well that's taken care of, now off to find the X on this map. Not that he was any good with maps mind you, instead he would try to find someone and ask them to accompany him part of the way there. They would read the map which should increase his chances of getting there this week.

Find civilian who heard of my great deeds with the wench, ask them to read the map for me and take me part way in exchange for two gold coins to be delivered at the completion of my quest. If no takers than try to find the way myself.

[Tarran]

Hey! I should have gotten a +1 modifier when talking to him!

Oh. Right. Forgot.

Find civilian who heard of my great deeds with the wench,

...*Snicker*

[Ze Spy]

Grab the Scroll of Scare Undead and Potion of Minor impact

The others, you guys take them

[TolyK]

I call either scroll or potion of impact! 

wait.
LEVEL-UP WOO HOO!

Go further down the cave
*ninja'd*

Grab the Scroll of Scare Undead and Potion of Minor impact

The others, you guys take them

lets take 1 each.

[Draignean]

Find civilian who heard of my great deeds with the wench,

...*Snicker*

Also, what was the other -1 for? Rejecting the wine? My attire? His general stress and unwillingness to talk?

[Tarran]

Find civilian who heard of my great deeds with the wench,

...*Snicker*

Also, what was the other -1 for? Rejecting the wine? My attire? His general stress and unwillingness to talk?

Your lack of conversation skill.

Hey, that reminds me, you should also get a +3 to that skill since you got a 6.