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Author Topic: The Westlands RTD: Turn 42: Final "Turn". Game ended.  (Read 153464 times)

Draignean

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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #750 on: April 25, 2011, 10:44:08 pm »

Did you of all people just tell me to have patience?  :o
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #751 on: April 25, 2011, 10:45:23 pm »

Yes. Yes I did.

Now, have patience or I will teleport you right in front of Durnneran. :P
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #752 on: April 25, 2011, 10:47:00 pm »

Yes. Yes I did.

Now, have patience or I will teleport you right in front of Durnneran. :P

And then I shall force feed him some of my wine and he shall pass out and dream of being nibbled by ponies.  :D
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #753 on: April 25, 2011, 10:48:32 pm »

Yes. Yes I did.

Now, have patience or I will teleport you right in front of Durnneran. :P

And then I shall force feed him some of my wine and he shall pass out and dream of being nibbled by ponies.  :D
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You and your freaking bottle.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #754 on: April 26, 2011, 02:18:24 am »

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You and your freaking bottle.
You never give a player anything containing the words "indestructible" and/or "unlimited" unless you are ready for the consequences. They will always make it their priority to make you pay for it.
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #755 on: April 26, 2011, 04:34:50 am »

How much do you want to bet he'll defeat the final boss in a drinking contest?
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #756 on: April 26, 2011, 04:51:03 am »

I don't bet anything. He'd have to make unbelievably lucky rolls to out-drink a god or something to that extent.

However, that doesn't mean I won't be rooting for him, I just won't bet anything.

Oh, and if you guys are wondering why the turn isn't out yet: I fought the lazyness, and the lazyness won... for now.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #757 on: April 26, 2011, 04:57:27 am »

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You and your freaking bottle.
You never give a player anything containing the words "indestructible" and/or "unlimited" unless you are ready for the consequences. They will always make it their priority to make you pay for it.
Or porn.

Waiting list please.

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« Last Edit: April 26, 2011, 05:08:29 am by Taricus »
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #758 on: April 26, 2011, 04:58:31 am »

Taric, improving Solid Snake's distractions since... whenever you did that.
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #759 on: April 26, 2011, 05:05:37 am »

Oh, hey Taric, nice to see-...

...You... you're starting with no attributes, no skills, and no items...

What.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #760 on: April 26, 2011, 05:06:55 am »

Edited. Part of it anyway...

EDIT: And the rest.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2011, 05:09:03 am by Taricus »
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #761 on: April 26, 2011, 05:09:53 am »

Oh, I thought you were being insane, as always.

Oh well, I can dream. :P

Added to the waiting list. Enjoy your stay. Please don't feed the chaos blobs.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #762 on: April 26, 2011, 05:14:28 am »

And don't show them the porn, either. You know how chaos blobs are. >.>
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #763 on: April 26, 2011, 05:17:15 am »

BLOBS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
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Re: The Westlands RTD: Turn 15: Level ups. The RNG strikes back. New player.
« Reply #764 on: April 26, 2011, 05:20:33 am »

True, they used to be people (some of them, anyway).

However, they are people with no intelligence remaining.

And they also want to horribly mutate you.

So, stay away if you know what's good for you.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.
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