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[Shook]

Construct a giant... Dwarven breeding tool out of rock (or bone), and crush them beneath it via cave-in. Ultimate humiliation!

[jellsprout]

Disarm them, then assign them to a chain in the caverns. Alternatively you can try to conquer HFS first and chain them there.

[Flare]

Toss them into the dwarven magma machine gun for a load of cruelty. You could also try recreating a shooting squad and have the goblin stand still by a wall or something. Have your marksdwarves stand behind the raised bridge and when all is ready, release the bridge and count the volleys.

[Aramco]

It's threads like this that remind me why I love these forums so much.

[Psieye]

I wonder if it's possible to have a waterslide of pain? Idea being, the goblin is dropped into a 1-tile wide corridor/ramp setup. Water washes him down and as he passes down he triggers all the weapon traps that were installed on the waterslide. Hardest part would be perfecting the water pressure so the goblin is properly swept down instead of just standing in teleporting water and drowning.

[Golcondio]

I wonder if it's possible to have a waterslide of pain? Idea being, the goblin is dropped into a 1-tile wide corridor/ramp setup. Water washes him down and as he passes down he triggers all the weapon traps that were installed on the waterslide. Hardest part would be perfecting the water pressure so the goblin is properly swept down instead of just standing in teleporting water and drowning.

I second that wholeheartedly.

[UristMcDwarf]

I just...

hoard my prisoners.

I'd rather die than sit in the dark and have no clue what the dorfs have in plan for me.

[Karakzon]

build a big prison that is open into a big pit, link this prison/pit to the entrance to the circus, dont have stairs so the clowns fly up in the middle of these rings and row upon row and z level upon z level of prisoners. their syndromes and screams from those at the bottom will unnerve those at the top. Bonus points if you pit the goblins en mass onto these ledges with full armour and weapons so they fight the clowns for you and give you a small chance of weakening them enought for your millatery to take on.

[Necro910]

I wonder if it's possible to have a waterslide of pain? Idea being, the goblin is dropped into a 1-tile wide corridor/ramp setup. Water washes him down and as he passes down he triggers all the weapon traps that were installed on the waterslide. Hardest part would be perfecting the water pressure so the goblin is properly swept down instead of just standing in teleporting water and drowning.

WIN!

Dump it in the river, and you get rid of all the blood too 

[Necro910]

build a big prison that is open into a big pit, link this prison/pit to the entrance to the circus, dont have stairs so the clowns fly up in the middle of these rings and row upon row and z level upon z level of prisoners. their syndromes and screams from those at the bottom will unnerve those at the top. Bonus points if you pit the goblins en mass onto these ledges with full armour and weapons so they fight the clowns for you and give you a small chance of weakening them enought for your millatery to take on.

That'd be nice. I hate clowns 

[Sutremaine]

their syndromes and screams from those at the bottom will unnerve those at the top.

Ooh, I have an idea. Capture an FB with a noxious secretion (good luck with that), release it into a large enclosed muddy area with lots of nooks and crannies, and dump prisoners into it via a hatch with a bridge airlock. Death by Sea of Slime!

[Oliolli]

If you're on a cold environment, why not encase them in ice? Or, while we're at it, why not encase them in obsidian?

I'd rather die than sit in the dark and have no clue what the dorfs have in plan for me.

Sigged that.

But remember, it's a waste of cages. Unless you dump them into a small, dark room with no way out?

Edit: Hold on, I just remembered a nice feature in DF: If you build a trap, then remove the floor from under it, the trap stays. Drop 'em into a deep pit-o-traps! Dozens of z-levels of traps, and finally an impact with the bottom... then a waterslide of pain from there.

[Abyss, Holder of Light]

I have a list:

-Gobbos are tame GCS fodder (and for silk too.)
-I usually make a tower with a bridge-a-pult on the top. Flinging them out of the map area.
-I dig a 3x3 hole from the surface down to the magma sea, then make a tower on top the said hole, then cover the hole with a bridge. Most of the gobbos/elves/humans/werewolves/demons that get cage-trapped go here, and I drop them when I feel like doing so.
-military wrestling meatbags (or training for my hammerdwarves)
-moving targets for my crossbowdwarves
-"Fun experiments with magma, water and obsidian" by Urist McNaturePhilosophist (which consists of a 1-tile 4/7 waterdor)
-"I want to play a game" - I have a dorf named Jigsaw, you know what that means.

...and a lot of other stuff, some of which I am still trying to refine/polish.

[Gnauga]

Sphalerite once dropped a gobbo into a shark tank. Except with a sea serpent instead of sharks.

[Musashi]

I got a soft spot for dropping goblins, whether on spikes, or in pools in freezing biomes, so that they either drown, either crash on the ice, either, when I'm good with the timing and water level, get encased in ice.