Help the old man build defenses.
[2] While the old timer walks off to begin building a barricade, you try to hunt for some building materials. You can't seem to find any loose wood or metal sheets or anything you could use to build a sturdy barricade.
Ask the survivor's for cigars, than pull 2 Mini-Uzi's out of Hammer space and give them to the people.
[1] You ask the survivors for cigars. They give you a look that clearly says "Why would WE have cigars?"
[4] You pull out a pair of uzis from apparently nowhere and pass them to the survivors. They walk outside to begin assisting with the barricade.
Eat the candy bars, grab hatchet from wolfchild, then set to work on the tree.
You eat ALL FOUR CANDY BARS. Good thing it's an even number or else your disability would have screwed with you.
[5] You grab the hatchet and go to town on the tree, taking it down in a few swift chops. You yell "TIMBER" as it falls down harmlessly into the yard. You feel like a Canadian.
Search again
[2] Again, you begin sifting through homes, basements, and shacks for building materials for a barricade. You still can't find anything. You start thinking you might have to start dismantling things...
Find some food
[3] Walking down the street, you look inside of a car by pure chance. Hey, look, some McDonalds! You open up the bag to find a some fries. It looks like the person already ate the burger. Asshole.
get depressed for failing in everything and get to the old mans house.
[5] You walk into the old man's house and park yourself on the rocking chair. Staring forlornly into the fire, you become filled with burning passion. You have been very
very accident prone, BUT NO MORE! YOU will be the one to end this zombie apocalypse! (+1 to your next 2 rolls)
Build a barricade
[1] The trio of NPC survivors attempt to make a barricade using what materials they have, but their inexperience shows as they instead they just open up a giant hole in the defenses. Oops.
U.S. Miltarry : go go special forces! Kill those zombies!
[2] The US Military is busy in Washington DC playing Poker with the presidential cabinet. Strip Poker. The president is losing.
Hey, what's that?Through the fog on the horizon, you spot a giant crowd shambling towards you. Huh. This could be bad.
Name: Fredrick
Inventory: Gigantic Wooden Pillar, Unbalanced Hatchet (-1 to attack rolls)
Hunger: 70%
Skill: Strongman: +1 to rolls involving melee weapons.
Disability: Om Nom Nom: You require and consume 1 extra ration of food whenever you eat. Fatty.
Status:
Name: Brian
Inventory: Katana of Healing, sunglasses
Hunger: 79%
Skill: The Negotiator: +1 to all rolls involving diplomacy with the bandit hordes fighting for survival.
Disability: Oh god how do I fire this thing: -1 to all rolls involving firearms.
Status: Zombie Whisperer (+1 to negotiations with zombies)
Name: Aaron
Inventory: Toolbox w/ tools, Loose Warhammer
Vehicle: 3-wheeled wooden car that runs on hopes and dreams (Driver, has Mounted Gauss Cannon)
Hunger: 74%
Skill: An Original McGuyver: +1 to rolls involving engineering, like setting up barricades.
Disability: Lone Wolf: -1 to all rolls involving helping allies.
Name:Bob Anderson
Inventory: Duke's Desert Eagle (8 'Hail to the King' DE rounds), Minigun (0 bullets)
Hunger: 91%
Skill: I'm Duke Nukem: +1 to all rolls while smoking a cigar. Start with 1 cigar.
Disability:Attention Span? What's that?: -1 to all rolls involving insight and examination.
Name: Counter Terrorist
Inventory: M4A1 (21 Bullets), Unmarked Grenade, Slightly chewed Fragmentation Grenade, Fries (Restores 5% Hunger)
Hunger: 79%
Skill: I went to Military School: +1 to rolls involving firearms.
Disability: Did I say something wrong?: -1 to all rolls involving diplomacy and negotiation.
Name:Aaron
Inventory: Rotten Hamburger (Restores 5% hunger, makes you sick), Rotten Cheese (Restores 5% hunger, makes you sick)
Hunger: 85%
Skill: Karate CHOP!: +1 to rolls involving hand-to-hand combat.
Disability: Did I say something wrong?: -1 to all rolls involving diplomacy and negotiation.
Status: Filled with burning passion (+1 to all rolls, 2 more turns)
Old Man: 100% Health, 100% Hunger, Inventory: Shotgun (8 shots)
Male Survivor: 100% Health, 100% Hunger, Inventory: Uzi (30 shots)
Female Survivor: 100% Health, 100% Hunger, Inventory: Uzi (30 shots)
I'll add you to the waiting list, ggamer.