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Author Topic: Roll to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (Turn 17, What the f-)  (Read 17876 times)

HighEndNoob

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Re: Roll to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (Turn 11, let's cheese it)
« Reply #90 on: April 13, 2011, 03:49:31 pm »

Eat chips, than fire at 3 closest zombies.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (Turn 11, let's cheese it)
« Reply #91 on: April 13, 2011, 03:51:43 pm »

Throw insults at the zombies.
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Keep driving, find somewhere with few zombies and then search for food

[4] Continuing your drive along the road, you eventually park at a spot right on the edge of town. There's no zombies you can see here, but also not many buildings.

[3] Hopping out of the car, you begin hunting for food. You spot a vending machine near a gas station and press a button. Nothing happens. A mechanical voice tells you "PLEASE INSERT ONE DOLLAR."

Grab more grenades

[1] You attempt to find some more grenades here on the outskirts. While looking under a blue sedan, your unmarked grenade rolls under it, JUST out of reach.

kick,punch,headbutt anything that get to the car

[3-1] You threaten the zombies by punching the air some more, while the other Aaron drives off to the outskirts of town. You don't think the zombies were intimidated by you.

Keep a sharp eye out for places likely to have lots of non-perishable food with few zombies around.

[3] Hopping out of the car with everyone else, you begin examining the few buildings here. You come across a shack with a light on inside. Peeking inside, through a window you spot a figure in a rocking chair going back and forth in front of the fireplace, but also a fridge and cabinet over in a kitchen. When you try the door to the house, it's locked.

Eat chips, than fire at 3 closest zombies.

You rip open the bag of potato chips and down the entire bag. [4+1] While the car drives away, you fire off the Gauss Cannon in bursts of 3, taking zombies down as you go. You feel like a badass.

Throw insults at the zombies.

[6] You spit a bunch of accusations at the zombies, mainly involving their mother and some seedy men. They don't take kindly to this. While Aaron drives away, you can see the zombies doing the best run they can manage to try and catch up. They're too dumb to actually follow you to the edge of town...right?

Spoiler: Frelock/Fredrick (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bdthemag/Brian (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: wolfchild/Aaron (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Ahra/Aaron #2 (click to show/hide)
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Ahra

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search for food.
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
We are SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked.
Quite fucked indeed.

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Knock.  If no-one answers, then bash the door down and be ready for trouble.
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Inspire the troops (Aka party members.)
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Burst at Vending machine, Burst at Car, Burst at door.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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what are youo doing hen?

inform the strong man of the vending machine, then hunt for more food
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Ze Spy

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FIND MORE GRENADES
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Re: Roll to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (Turn 13, What a grumpy old man)
« Reply #99 on: April 15, 2011, 01:45:20 am »

search for food.

[6]You hop out the car and begin ruffling through some abandoned houses. All you can find is some spoiled rotten food. D'oh!

Knock.  If no-one answers, then bash the door down and be ready for trouble.

[6]You knock loudly on the door. There's a moment of silence, then you hear footsteps on the other side of the door. When it opens up, you see a crotchety old man in a straw hat looking at you. "Crazy young'un's always bothering me these days...What do YOU want, hm?" He looks kinda unreasonable. In fact, he doesn't even look like he realizes that zombies exist since none appear to be in this area.

Inspire the troops (Aka party members.)

[1+1] You release a rousing speech to the allies closest to you. Sadly, nobody hears you since they're off doing their own thing. You can't even remember what you said.

Burst at Vending machine, Burst at Car, Burst at door.

[6+1] You release a 3 round burst at the vending machine, knocking out 4 candy bars. You then release another burst at the car, knocking it onto it's side and allowing Counter Terrorist to get his grenade. Noticing the old man, you hold your fire. He doesn't seem to notice you.

Wooooooow.

inform the strong man of the vending machine, then hunt for more food

You walk over to Fredrick and tell him about the vending machine. The old man gives you a dirty look. Walking away, you decide to help hunt for food. [3] Looking through an empty 3-story house, you find a half-eaten sandwich inside someone's fridge.

FIND MORE GRENADES

Grabbing your unmarked grenade, you realize it's not enough...You need MORE! [3] You find what seems to be a frag grenade inside someone's basement. It looks like it's been slightly chewed. I wonder if it still works?

Spoiler: Frelock/Fredrick (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Bdthemag/Brian (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: wolfchild/Aaron (click to show/hide)



Spoiler: Ahra/Aaron #2 (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (Turn 13, What a grumpy old man)
« Reply #100 on: April 15, 2011, 01:48:16 am »

GRENADES! FIND MOAR! MOAR!
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Re: Roll to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (Turn 13, What a grumpy old man)
« Reply #101 on: April 15, 2011, 04:12:41 am »

Eat the sandwich, find crafting supplies
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Re: Roll to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (Turn 13, What a grumpy old man)
« Reply #102 on: April 15, 2011, 04:31:31 am »

try and find moar food
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HighEndNoob

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Re: Roll to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (Turn 13, What a grumpy old man)
« Reply #103 on: April 15, 2011, 04:57:44 pm »

Secure the area
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (Turn 13, What a grumpy old man)
« Reply #104 on: April 15, 2011, 05:15:55 pm »

Inform the old man that I'd like to work for food, if he needs anything done.  After receiving instructions (if any) go over to the vending machine and grab those candy bars that fell out.
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