hadouken zombie no2
[1+1] Cupping your hands to your side, you shout "HADOUKEN!" and thrust them forward. Nothing happens. You look like an idiot.
Drive my creation while kicking the zombie off, after picking up speed go straight through the zombie horde
No zombies are near you, silly! They're all in the back. [2] You try to floor the gas pedal, but you can't seem to be able to budge it! Maybe you need more weight?
Shoot my Wepon at Zawmbie 2
[4+1] Leaning out the passenger seat and aiming your weapon back at the zombies fighting your allies, you fire off a 3 round burst! Zombie #2's head explodes in a shower of blood, his limp body falls off the truck and explodes, taking out 5 other zombies. Wow.
Smack any zombies that get in our way!
[4+1] Lifting your pillar with both hands, you prevent the zombie horde from getting any closer to the car. You smack zombies left and right like some...pillar-wielding god of war. Zombie limbs and heads and bodies fly into the sky, into nearby buildings, into the pavement, and into lampposts. You let out a victory howl.
Politely ask the zombies to go away.
[5+1+1] Conversing with Zombie #3, you find that he has an incredibly interesting life story, a troubled childhood, and a chronic alcohol addiction which led to rejection by his fellow zombies. Your heart goes out to him. You hug each other and he begins sobbing into your shoulder. You begin understanding the zombie's plight. (+1 to negotiations with zombies)
Fire a Gauss round at Zombie 3
[5+1] Promptly after that, Zombie #3's sobbing head explodes as minigun rounds pummel into his body, removing limbs and sinew. Zombie #3 falls off the vehicle in a hail of bullets and moves no more.
You sick bastard.At the very least, you guys have earned a breather for the next turn due to Frelock keeping the zombie horde away.
Name: Fredrick
Inventory: Gigantic Wooden Pillar
Hunger: 62%
Skill: Strongman: +1 to rolls involving melee weapons.
Disability: Om Nom Nom: You require and consume 1 extra ration of food whenever you eat. Fatty.
Status:
Name: Brian
Inventory: Katana of Healing, sunglasses
Hunger: 85%
Skill: The Negotiator: +1 to all rolls involving diplomacy with the bandit hordes fighting for survival.
Disability: Oh god how do I fire this thing: -1 to all rolls involving firearms.
Status: Zombie Whisperer (+1 to negotiations with zombies)
Name: Aaron
Inventory: Unbalanced Hatchet (-1 to attack rolls), Toolbox w/ tools, Loose Warhammer
Vehicle: 3-wheeled wooden car that runs on hopes and dreams (Driver, has Mounted Gauss Cannon)
Hunger: 73%
Skill: An Original McGuyver: +1 to rolls involving engineering, like setting up barricades.
Disability: Lone Wolf: -1 to all rolls involving helping allies.
Name:Bob Anderson
Inventory: Cigar (4 turns) Duke's Desert Eagle (8 'Hail to the King' DE rounds), Minigun (0 bullets)
Hunger: 89%
Skill: I'm Duke Nukem: +1 to all rolls while smoking a cigar. Start with 1 cigar.
Disability:Attention Span? What's that?: -1 to all rolls involving insight and examination.
Status: On the Gauss Cannon (95 Minigun bullets)
Name: Counter Terrorist
Inventory: M4A1 (21 Bullets)
Hunger: 86%
Skill: I went to Military School: +1 to rolls involving firearms.
Disability: Did I say something wrong?: -1 to all rolls involving diplomacy and negotiation.
Name:Aaron
Inventory: Nothing
Hunger: 95%
Skill: Karate CHOP!: +1 to rolls involving hand-to-hand combat.
Disability: Did I say something wrong?: -1 to all rolls involving diplomacy and negotiation.
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Topic: Roll to survive the Zombie Apocalypse (Turn 17, What the f-) (Read 17997 times)