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[Krath]

Nothing overly complicated here, just a nice and simple zombie RTD.

Spoiler: RTD Rules (You all know these by now) (click to show/hide)

1 - You failed horribly and probably blew yourself up with rubber ball.
2 - You failed to do whatever you tried to do.
3 - You succeeded...BUT AT WHAT COST?
4 - You succeeded. No more, no less.
5 - You succeeded in style! You did whatever you meant to do awesomely.
6 - You succeeded so well that it overflows into failure. What.

Spoiler: Obligatory Short Background Story (click to show/hide)

You have no clue that zombies exist in real life yet. Ain't that wacky?

You and the other players are at <insert player name here>'s house, watching the multi-million dollar sellout movie, 'Lawn of the Dead'. Yep. That's about it.

Spoiler: Signup Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:
Gender:
Appearance:
Skill:
Disability: Don't try to get cute and get a skill that cancels your disability.

Spoiler: Ye Olde List of Skills (click to show/hide)

Karate CHOP!: +1 to rolls involving hand-to-hand combat.
Strongman: +1 to rolls involving melee weapons.
I went to Military School: +1 to rolls involving firearms. Without this, you need to spend time learning how to use a gun before you can actually use it.
I'm too YOUNG to die: +1 to all dodging rolls. Helps to avoid getting eaten horribly.
What a nerd!: +1 to rolls involving technology like computers, phones, etc.
An original McGuyver: +1 to rolls involving engineering, like setting up barricades.
Wilderness Survival Guy: +1 to rolls involving foraging.
Trashdigger: +1 to rolls involving scavenging. I.E. from stores, homes, etc.
The Negotiator: +1 to all rolls involving diplomacy with the bandit hordes fighting for survival.
A keen eye: +1 to rolls involving examining, such as finding structural weakness in a building, or learning how something works.
A team player: +1 to rolls involving helping allies.
I'm Duke Nukem: +1 to all rolls while smoking a cigar. Start with 1 cigar.
Drunken Brawler: +1 to EVERYTHING while drunk. Yes. Everything. Serious.

Spoiler: Ye Olde List of Disabilities (click to show/hide)

Bad Hand-Eye Coordination: -1 to all hand-to-hand/melee combat rolls.
Oh god how do I fire this thing: -1 to all rolls involving firearms.
Om Nom Nom: You require and consume 1 extra ration of food whenever you eat. Fatty.
Possibly Amish: -1 to all rolls involving stupid technological objects like 'computers' and 'phones'. Who needs THOSE?
Did I say something wrong?: -1 to all rolls involving diplomacy and negotiation.
Attention Span? What's that?: -1 to all rolls involving insight and examination.
Never went outside: -1 to all rolls involving foraging.
Lone Wolf: -1 to all rolls involving helping allies.

Oh and I just now remembered.

Spoiler: Hungry... (click to show/hide)

All players start at 100% Hunger. It goes down by 1% per turn and may also go down further depending on your actions! At 40% Hunger you have -1 to all rolls, at 20% it's -2, and at 0% you die in 3 turns unless you get some nutrition.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Frelock: Name: Frederick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Heavy, hulking, and huge.  This guy is bigger then your standard weightlifter, and that muscle isn't just for show.
Skill: Strongman: +1 to rolls involving melee weapons.
Disability: Om Nom Nom: You require and consume 1 extra ration of food whenever you eat. Fatty.

Bdthemag: Name: Brian
Gender: Male
Appearance: A tall young man with glasses, he his wearing a suit with a red tie.
Skill: The Negotiator
Disability: Oh god how do I fire this thing

Wolfchild: Name: Aaron
Gender: Male
Appearance: Nondescript in every way
Skill: An Origional McGuiver
Disability: Lone Wolf

HighEndNoob: Name:Bob Anderson
Gender: Male
Appearance: Standerd Police Officer
Skill: I'm Duke Nukem
Disability:Attention Span? What's that?

Ze Spy: Name: Counter Terrorist
Gender: Male
Appearance: This
Skill: I went to Military School
Disability: Did I say something wrong?

Ahra: Name:Aaron
Gender: Male
Appearance: An everyday guy.
Skill: Karate CHOP!: +1 to rolls involving hand-to-hand combat.
Disability: Did I say something wrong?: -1 to all rolls involving diplomacy and negotiation.

WAITING LIST

Name: John Carmack
Gender: Male
Appearance: Tall. Blonde. Awesome.
Skill: An original McGuyver: +1 to rolls involving engineering, like setting up barricades.
Disability: Oh god how do I fire this thing: -1 to all rolls involving firearms.

[Krath]

Ye Olde Compendium

Spoiler: Zombies (click to show/hide)

They're horribly misunderstood.

Spoiler: Items (click to show/hide)

Cigars - +1 to all rolls if you have 'I'm Duke Nukem.' Otherwise, they just make you look cool. Last 5 turns.

Unbalanced Hatchet - -1 to all attacking rolls. Wow, what a useless weapon.

Warhammer of Zombie Slaying +1 - You sure look pimp sporting this incredibly heavy hammer. Perfect for caving in zombie skulls.

Minigun - It's time to kick ass.

Spoiler: Current Safehouse (click to show/hide)

A wooden, barricaded vehicle that apparently runs on hopes and dreams, I guess?

Spoiler: Current Rations (click to show/hide)

You have no rations of food. You gon go hungreh.

[Frelock]

Name: Frederick
Gender: Male
Appearance: Heavy, hulking, and huge.  This guy is bigger then your standard weightlifter, and that muscle isn't just for show.
Skill: Strongman: +1 to rolls involving melee weapons.
Disability: Om Nom Nom: You require and consume 1 extra ration of food whenever you eat. Fatty.

[Bdthemag]

Name: Brian
Gender: Male
Appearance: A tall young man with glasses, he his wearing a suit with a red tie.
Skill: The Negotiator
Disability: Oh god how do I fire this thing

[wolfchild]

Name: Aaron
Gender: Male
Appearance: Nondescript in every way
Skill: An Origional McGuiver
Disability: Lone Wolf

[HighEndNoob]

Name:Bob Anderson
Gender: Male
Appearance: Standerd Police Officer
Skill: I'm Duke Nukem
Disability:Attention Span? What's that?

[Ze Spy]

Yeah

Name: Counter Terrorist
Gender: Male
Appearance: This
Skill: I went to Military School
Disability: Did I say something wrong?

[Krath]

And so turn 1 arrives.

The group of friends, watching the new hit classic Lawn of the Dead in Aaron's basement, are halfway through the movie. You're all relaxing on a comfortable couch watching the movie on the big screen. It's about an old man, his shotgun, and many zombies. You can predict what the movie is like.

While the heroic old man blows apart yet another zed, you all hear the incredibly loud sound of glass breaking upstairs, followed by a scream. Then, silence.

Status

Spoiler: Frelock/Fredrick (click to show/hide)

Name: Fredrick
Inventory: Nothing
Hunger: 100%
Skill: Strongman: +1 to rolls involving melee weapons.
Disability: Om Nom Nom: You require and consume 1 extra ration of food whenever you eat. Fatty.

Spoiler: Bdthemag/Brian (click to show/hide)

Name: Brian
Inventory: Nothing
Hunger: 100%
Skill: The Negotiator: +1 to all rolls involving diplomacy with the bandit hordes fighting for survival.
Disability: Oh god how do I fire this thing: -1 to all rolls involving firearms.

Spoiler: wolfchild/Aaron (click to show/hide)

Name: Aaron
Inventory: Nothing
Hunger: 100%
Skill: An Original McGuyver: +1 to rolls involving engineering, like setting up barricades.
Disability: Lone Wolf: -1 to all rolls involving helping allies.

Spoiler: HighEndNoob/Bob Anderson (click to show/hide)

Name:Bob Anderson
Inventory: 1 Cigar (in use, will last 5 turns)
Hunger: 100%
Skill: I'm Duke Nukem: +1 to all rolls while smoking a cigar. Start with 1 cigar.
Disability:Attention Span? What's that?: -1 to all rolls involving insight and examination.

Spoiler: Ze Spy/Counter Terrorist (click to show/hide)

Name: Counter Terrorist
Inventory: Nothing
Hunger: 100%
Skill: I went to Military School: +1 to rolls involving firearms.
Disability: Did I say something wrong?: -1 to all rolls involving diplomacy and negotiation.

[Bdthemag]

Find some nearby sunflower plants for defense!

[wolfchild]

Grab the Hatchet we keep in the basement (i realy do have a hatchet in the closest thing to a basement we have

[Frelock]

Grab some melee weapon, then go upstairs.

[Ze Spy]

Grab Soem Grenades

[HighEndNoob]

Find a random object that looks like a D'Eagle.

[Krath]

Find some nearby sunflower plants for defense!

[4] You find a potted plant containing a sunflower plant off in a corner. You pick it up with both hands to defend yourself! (Obtained Potted Plant)

Grab the Hatchet we keep in the basement

[6] You find your trusty hatchet hanging off of the wall. It's alot bigger than you remember it being...way bigger. As you pick it up, you almost drop it due to the sheer weight. (Obtained Unbalanced Hatchet)

Grab some melee weapon, then go upstairs.

[6] Searching for the nearest weapon you can find, you find a MASSIVE warhammer sitting under the couch. As you take it out and pick it up though, the steel head of the hammer falls off. Whoops. (Obtained Warhammer Shaft, Warhammer Head)

Grab Soem Grenades

[4] There wouldn't be any grenades in a basement, silly! (Or would there?) Instead, however, you find two frag grenades in the pockets of your pants. Huh. (Obtained 2 Frag Grenades)

Find a random object that looks like a D'Eagle.

[4+1] Taking a drag on your cigar, you grab a Desert Eagle out of apparently nowhere. It's made of stainless steel and has the initials 'D.N.' on the side. Checking the ammo, you notice all the bullets have a label on them. "Hail to the King". I wonder what it does...(Obtained Duke's Desert Eagle)

Walking upstairs, you spot 2 green men performing cannibalism on a corpse in the living room. Oh my!

Status

Spoiler: Frelock/Fredrick (click to show/hide)

Name: Fredrick
Inventory: Warhammer Shaft, Warhammer Head
Hunger: 99%
Skill: Strongman: +1 to rolls involving melee weapons.
Disability: Om Nom Nom: You require and consume 1 extra ration of food whenever you eat. Fatty.

Spoiler: Bdthemag/Brian (click to show/hide)

Name: Brian
Inventory: Potted Plant
Hunger: 99%
Skill: The Negotiator: +1 to all rolls involving diplomacy with the bandit hordes fighting for survival.
Disability: Oh god how do I fire this thing: -1 to all rolls involving firearms.

Spoiler: wolfchild/Aaron (click to show/hide)

Name: Aaron
Inventory: Unbalanced Hatchet (-1 to attacking rolls)
Hunger: 99%
Skill: An Original McGuyver: +1 to rolls involving engineering, like setting up barricades.
Disability: Lone Wolf: -1 to all rolls involving helping allies.

Spoiler: HighEndNoob/Bob Anderson (click to show/hide)

Name:Bob Anderson
Inventory: 1 Cigar (in use, will last 4 turns), Duke's Desert Eagle (9 'Hail to the King' DE rounds)
Hunger: 99%
Skill: I'm Duke Nukem: +1 to all rolls while smoking a cigar. Start with 1 cigar.
Disability:Attention Span? What's that?: -1 to all rolls involving insight and examination.

Spoiler: Ze Spy/Counter Terrorist (click to show/hide)

Name: Counter Terrorist
Inventory: Frag Grenade x2
Hunger: 99%
Skill: I went to Military School: +1 to rolls involving firearms.
Disability: Did I say something wrong?: -1 to all rolls involving diplomacy and negotiation.

[Bdthemag]

Place down the sunflower and watch the magic happen.