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[Angel Of Death]

I don't have a clue...

[Byakugan01]

Hmm, can I nominate anything by Jam Project?
Savior in the drak
GONG

[Boogaloo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM without a doubt

[UnrealJake]

I tried to get http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-gI_pFog0 to play instead of the regular music in game, but it didn't work. I did manage to get the imperial march as the start up music though. That was pretty sweet.

[Angel Of Death]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Flying chunks of hot debris rushing through the air
Vapors causing blisters eyes blinded by the glare
Clouds that shower death hell falling from the sky
Searing rain of molten rock, flesh begins to fry

Burning fragments, steaming stones tearing through my skin
Lodging near my organs, I'm burning from within
Parts of human bodies lay strewn on the ground
Survivors holding bleeding ears, deafened by the sound

Blackened heavens down a mountain's weight
Of rock on top of us
Churning earth has somehow come to life
Rapid combustion spewing magma cracks apart the crust
Tornadoes of caustic steam ravaging the earth

Scalding hail

Charred and battered victims crying to be saved
Falling on deaf ears the earth is now our grave
Devastating torrents acid drowns the land
No relief from scalding hail burning like a brand

People shrieking as they die, pounded by the hail
Splintered shards, heated rocks stabbing like a nail
Millions have been slaughtered as the boiling torrent falls
Apocalyptic storm, judgment for us all

Scalding hail

Scalding Hail by Cannibal Corpse is pretty dwarven.

[Gurning Jaffle]

Drink, drink, drink!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvmFAWo3_QU

[Kallemort]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4_zaZ3utUY

I don't see how anyone could post something that could rival this.

[SpiralDimentia]

Look up

''Beer is good'' by Psychostick

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD.... AND STUFF.

LET'S GO DRINK SOME BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

[Ultimuh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBl4qH9I54

So Dwarvenly.

[Bohandas]

"Rock Lords" by Darkest Of The Hillside Thickets

We feed on Iron ore, We'll burrow through your planet
Straight to its white-hot core, we bathe in molten granite
Tonight the mountains walk, our reign is neverending
Our veins are caked with chalk, seas parting, forests bending

[SpiralDimentia]

"Rock Lords" by Darkest Of The Hillside Thickets

We feed on Iron ore, We'll burrow through your planet
Straight to its white-hot core, we bathe in molten granite
Tonight the mountains walk, our reign is neverending
Our veins are caked with chalk, seas parting, forests bending

I can't find that song anywhere, but those lyrics seem promising. Couldn't find it on the website.. or youtube for that matter. :<

[Bohandas]

"Rock Lords" by Darkest Of The Hillside Thickets

We feed on Iron ore, We'll burrow through your planet
Straight to its white-hot core, we bathe in molten granite
Tonight the mountains walk, our reign is neverending
Our veins are caked with chalk, seas parting, forests bending

I can't find that song anywhere, but those lyrics seem promising. Couldn't find it on the website.. or youtube for that matter. :<

They're not very popular
The reason why its not on YouTube probably has something to do with that, combined with the fact that they're one of the few bands whose CDs actually contain a polite request not to pirate their music, instead of just jumping right in with the threats of legal action.

The song is on their Cthulhu Strikes Back CD, by the way.

[Bohandas]

Drink, drink, drink!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvmFAWo3_QU

Look up

''Beer is good'' by Psychostick

BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD. BEER IS GOOD.... AND STUFF.

LET'S GO DRINK SOME BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Another good one along these ones is "Jagermonster" by GWAR

Spoiler: Jagermonsta' (Warning: Somewhat NSFW) (click to show/hide)

If you look at it you'll get drunk
The Frothing mass of filthy chunk
The Bloodshot eye and boiling spew
To kick the ass little fucking of punks like you

Seeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the gods
Rolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody scrod
Where it comes from none can say
Though they do so anyway
Memories of braincells lost
Promoting drunken holocaust
Try - to tame the fury of the Jagermonsta! (Drink!)
(You drink! You die!)
Try - to tame the fury of the Jagermonsta (Drink!)
(You drink! You die!)

Drinking, stinking, falling down
Drowning in another round
A drunk who got what he deserved
At least he will be well-preserved

The Jagermonster comes to slay
By making you get drunk today
Then drive your car until it skids
Into a busload of retarded kids
Who burn alive, you drunken fuck and then get hit by another truck
Yes, Bleeding retards in the dirt
The funny thing is you're not hurt
The cops don't come, you get away.
You'll live to drink another day...
...Hooray!...
Every stupid thing I do the Jagermonster tells me to

Bring forth now the virgin, soon her flesh to flay
What? She's not a virgin?
Well, let's kill her anyway
That means we can fuck her
And fuck her we will
Then we will go get drunk
And find Someone else to kill

Drunken vengence from the grave
Hooves are flailing, nailing slaves
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
Beware the power of the Jagermonster!

[Dutchling]

Most Dwarven lyric? Definitely ''Santa Claus is thumbing to town'' from Relient K

The toy shop is on fire
The toys melting on the shelves
And you can hear Mrs. Claus screaming:
''I warned you never trust those elves''

[Heliman]

So, Noone mentioned the Dwarven Drinking Song?

In forests and hills of legend and lore
There once lived a clan of the elves we abhor
Their arrogant height and their pansy décor
Were merely the first of the crimes they'd pay for!

Now these elves had a problem, a terrible plight,
They didn't know ale and they had no fist-fights,
Their lives were pale shadows, their boredom a blight,
So they went to the dwarves to deliver their spite.

For it's hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok,
The dwarves strike the earth and make love to the rock!
Oh, Blood for the Blood God, more blood for Armok!
It’s a hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok.

Came the elves to the fortress, the mountain-home grand,
They indicted the baron; "You've clear cut this land!
You have chopped down our brethren, you short little man,
Of course this means war, now deliver, now stand!"

(two bars’ pause for drunken laughter)

When the elves were all dead, the dwarves were confused,
Who were these strange fools, so quickly abused?
"More blood for the blood god," the Baron's wife mused,
And they went back beneath where the hot magma oozed.

For it's hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok,
The dwarves strike the earth and make love to the rock!
Oh, Blood for the Blood God, more blood for Armok!
It’s a hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok.

Well the dwarves kept on choppin’ that forest to stumps
And the elves’ fighting spirits were down in the dumps
They sieged once again, but were met by the pumps
While the elves’ fat was melting, the dwarves got more plump!

(one bar’s pause for drunken chortling)

Back in the forest, at the elven retreat
The elves were quite puzzled by this sound defeat
“Perhaps,” said the druid, “we shouldn’t compete,
“If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em! Now pass me the meat!”

For it's hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok,
The dwarves strike the earth and make love to the rock!
Oh, Blood for the Blood God, more blood for Armok!
It’s a hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok.

In the Smooth Points of Pride, a new fortress was found,
With incredible wealth in the depths of the ground,
And the elves came to trade though they scowled and they frowned,
For the trinkets of this place were scepters and crowns.

A talc ring for berries, a goblet for cloth,
It seemed that the riches were sweet heady broth,
So the elves kept on coming, despite their great wroth,
Till the day it all ended in red bloody froth.

For it's hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok,
The dwarves strike the earth and make love to the rock!
Oh, Blood for the Blood God, more blood for Armok!
It’s a hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok.

(two bar quiet pause)

(spoken; 8 bars each paragraph)
And it happened that on one day an elven noble name Lema Ceraliceyi came to this puckered sphincter of a fortress, and she looked upon the wasted jungle where the dwarves had taken the wood they so desperately needed for beds, bins, and boxes, and she was taken with a mighty rage. In her hubris she descended upon the leader of the fortress and said unto him, "You have disrespected the trees in this area, but this is what we have come to expect from your stunted kind. Further abuse cannot be tolerated. Let this be a warning to you."

And this so enraged the mayor of that cursed fortress that a gleam came into his eye, and he swept her a bow and shed a tear, and whispered promises to her of a new respect for nature, if only she and her gleaming brethren would return again, to trade and teach them the ways of leaf and branch. And Lema Ceraliceyi was gratified and decieved, and left in foolish confidence that her sick arboreal fetish would be welcomed here when she returned. But such was not to be...

(sung quietly)
In the following year, they brought wagons so full,
Full of berries and barrels and silk cloth and wool,
And the elves tried to trade with the elephant herders,
(build)
Who slaughtered them slowly while screaming BOATMURDERED!

(solo interlude!)

For it's hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok,
The dwarves strike the earth and make love to the rock!
Oh, Blood for the Blood God, more blood for Armok!
It’s a hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok.

For it's hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok,
The dwarves strike the earth and make love to the rock!
Oh, Blood for the Blood God, more blood for Armok!
It’s a hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok.
It’s a hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok.
It’s a hey-di-lee hi, and ho-di-lee hok.