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[MrOassis]

Turn 1: I see everyone is abusing the "Start with one item" privledge...

Darvi:

But I don't want to argue, so I'll do that.

6: Archie manages to keep his cool with this random person, but just 'cause he can, to shut up the other person he punches him in the jaw! This makes the other person very angry...

Spoiler: Archies new Status (click to show/hide)

Name: Archie
Status: Fine, about to get assaulted by random guy...
Inventory: A very "Intellegent" bow, with arrows

Nirur Torir:

Dan shall order a drink and begin telling other patrons tales of his heroic past deeds, like that time he saved the village of Northburg from the pack of hungry wolves.

3: No one believes Dan's stories of awesomeness, so they all walk away. You are a great hero, but a bad story teller...

Spoiler: Dan's new Status (click to show/hide)

Name: Dan
Status: Heroicly Fine
Inventory: Hero's Book of White Magery

Trollan:

Make every single roll I roll a 5

2: Steve manifests all energy within himself to change the very fabric of reality. He succeeds! Now every dice roll scores a negative 1! (Not including sixes...)

Spoiler: Steve's new Status (click to show/hide)

Name: Steve
Status: Pissed at the GM, Every roll apart six scores negative 1
Inventory: Magical blob that can do anything

Tarran:

Punch the air, hoping to cause some random non-player person in the bar's head to explode.

2: Tarran punch's the air in hope of getting a random kill, but the air is like concrete, and winds up hitting it so hard that his entire right hand turns into a goo...

Spoiler: Tarran's new Status (click to show/hide)

Name: Tarran.
Status: Extreme pain, massive blood loss, may die shortly, Negative 3 involving anything to do with his hand until fixed
Inventory: Fully loaded 3-shot BFG.

Tyberix:

Spice the drink up with some randomly chosen chemical from my set and serve it to the nearest patron.

6: Ado spice's up a nearby patrons drink unnoticed. The drink then gets served to a random passerby, who then drink it, and quickly dies. However, this passerby was the worlds most respected military general, so almost everyone armed guard in the bar is about to shoot you in the head.

Spoiler: Tyberix's new Status (click to show/hide)

Name:Ado
Status: Pissed off the entire tavern's security, will be killed next turn unless something is done
Inventory: Traveling (Mad) Alchemist Set 3000.

TolyK:

Run around half insane while blowing anything non-living I see up.

1: Congrat's, you blew up a couple of non living things before you relized that you had a handheld nuclear launcher, and thus you blew yourself up, along with a good fraction of the worlds developed economic centers!
TolyK is dead!!!

Frelock:

Ask my mirror where I will find a great buried treasure.

1: You hold up your magic mirror and ask it where to fi-, oh wait, that's not your mirror thats someone elses magic mirror, and he just chainsawed off all four of your limbs for  stealing it. Oh well...

Spoiler: Fre's new Status (click to show/hide)

Name: Fre
Status: Vegetablized, Bleeding heavily, Death next turn unless fixed, Negative 5 to all actions involving movement
Inventory: None

Person:

Shield myself from death by nuke.

5: Not only does Glenn shield himself from death by nuke, forever, he also shields himself self from all explosions, forever.

Spoiler: Person's new Status (click to show/hide)

Name: Glenn Halt
Status: Immune to any death by explosion!
Inventory: Book of spells

Game Updates!
Bdthemag has joined, replacing TolyK
Bdthemag Spawns in the tavern with:

Spoiler: Bdthemag (click to show/hide)

Name: Bdthemag
Status: More than fine.
Inventory: Double-Barreled Shotgun of +1 Zombie Slaying.

Next update there shall be a health status with all your characters!

[Bdthemag]

Defend myself from any ZOMBIES!!!

[TolyK]

I achieved my goal!
I HAVE WON! 
 
..
wow that was quick.

[Tarran]

Apparently Tyberix is also named Tarran. What other reason would there be for his status's name being the same as mine?

Realize that I'm the earth and this is a mere flesh wound while my wound regenerates.

[TolyK]

Haunt Darvi

[MrOassis]

I achieved my goal!
I HAVE WON! 
 
..
wow that was quick.

Your the one that chose to start with a nuclear weapon, and then proceed to shoot it...

[TolyK]

exactly.
I also mentioned that I was hyperactive.
q.e.d.

(but seriously, I'm just gonna haunt folks every turn and that's it.)

[Darvi]

What the fuck man?

Sorry, but the dice said so. And you know, what the dice say goes. Your own words.

Oh. Take out Battleaxe and start hitting the pointy eared bastard.

Uh, you're not in the game...

Oh go hug a tree <_<

Well then. "Come on, now, can't we solve this diplomatically?"

... Sleuth or lightsaber diplomacy?

Neither. I buy the guy a drink to calm him down.

Haunt Darvi

I'm the other side of the 4th wall.

[Nirur Torir]

Wow, harsh.

I flip through my book until I find the spell I want .... Ah, there it is, Cure Moderate Wounds. I cast it on Fre.

[Tyberix]

Nice results

Drink potion of !invisibility! then run!

[MrOassis]

Wow, harsh.

I flip through my book until I find the spell I want .... Ah, there it is, Cure Moderate Wounds. I cast it on Fre.

Moderate wounds? Since when was losing all four of your limbs a GOD DAMN MODERATE WOUND?!

[Gatleos]

When I joined the waiting list, I didn't think one player would die and another would become a quadruple amputee in the first turn. I guess I'll be in sooner than I thought. And out sooner than I thought.

[TolyK]

Make sure to add wads of C4 to your equipment 

[Person]

Heal Tarran. After, leave the tavern.

Yeah, first turn did not go as expected.

[TolyK]

Just as planned.