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[justinlee999]

The church was right down the street, but the sewer entrance is in the way, due to that, you walked a whole round just to get to the church, thereby exhausting you, which of course makes you UNHAPPY.

As you enter the church, you found out that there was a meeting in the church, and your mother-in-law is in the meeting. No one saw you yet.

Your action?

HAPPINESS: 45%

[Omegastick]

Go up to your mother-in-law and be very nice to her.

[justinlee999]

The meeting came to a break conveniently when you decided to talk to your mother-in-law. Before you could even greet her though, she goes mad and shouts

"WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP MY PHONE???"

"Well I-"

"STOP WITH YOUR EXCUSES!"

What's your choice?

[Omegastick]

"I'm sorry, I left my phone at the zoo when you called me and I heard the phone ringing as I left. I couldn't get back to it in time to pick up your call. Will you ever forgive me?"

[justinlee999]

Sheepishly, you said "I'm sorry, I left my phone at the zoo when you called me and I heard the phone ringing as I left. I couldn't get back to it in time to pick up your call. Will you ever forgive me?"

"Careless boy!" says the mother-in-law in an angry fashion, "why did you hang up on me anyway!?"

[Karl Marx]

"A monkey almost tackled me, the trainers were just bringing him in from another zoo and it got out of its cage."

[justinlee999]

"A monkey almost tackled me, the trainers were just bringing him in from another zoo and it got out of its cage."

"BOY! You do have such fascinating tales! Tell me where have you found all those jokes?"

[Karl Marx]

"I'm not making it up mom, I know it sounds ridiculous, heck I'm still adjusting to it, Would I lie to my favorite mother in law?"

[Hubris Incalculable]

"I assure you, it's true! I have scratch-marks to prove it!"

turn and point at your bottom

[justinlee999]

"I'm not making it up mom, I know it sounds ridiculous, heck I'm still adjusting to it, would I lie to my favorite mother in law?"

"What nonsense!"

"I assure you, it's true! I have scratch-marks to prove it!", you said as you point at your bottom.

Your mother-in-law is shocked and doesn't know what to say.

[justinlee999]

Everyone in this thread is shocked right now, no?

[Omegastick]

Stay there, pointing at your bottom to elongate the awkward silence.

[justinlee999]

You continue pointing towards your butt. Your mother-in-law screamed and got everyone's attention. You kept on pointing at your butt, till someone comes up and pulls your pants down.

"NO SCRATCHES! BAD BOY!" Screamed your mother-in-law.

The room is full of silence.

What do you do now?

[Omegastick]

"What?! I swear they were there earlier! I must have gained superhuman healing powers!"

Be happy about new powers.

[justinlee999]

"What?! I swear they were there earlier! I must have gained superhuman healing powers!", you muttered as you repeated it in your mind. You muttered it so much that you even believed it, you gained happiness.

Your mother-in-law heard what you muttered and said, "WHY DID MY DAUGHTER MARRY SUCH A WORTHLESS MAGGOT!?"

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