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[justinlee999]

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The objective of the game is to do the most interesting things without it hurting your happiness.

You are a man with a smiling face all over. You dislike angsty people. You just got out of work and saw one of your colleagues slipped on his bananas.

Nearby is a Zoo, the Courthouse, and your mother-in-law's. You could just go home if you wanted to.
An angsty teenager is seen down the streets deliberately rebelling against his parents.

What will you do on this fine day?

HAPPINESS: 100%

[Karl Marx]

Go to the Zoo, after all you've always loved animals.

[justinlee999]

You go to the zoo after work, hopefully to relieve your stress on those anima-

No, you are a happy man, you go to the zoo and observe the animals.

A baby is licking an ice cream nearby, by the ice cream truck, and a boy fell into the lion's den.

You can take a stroll in the park if you like.

HAPPINESS: 100%

[Johnfalcon99977]

SAVE THE POOR CHILD!

[justinlee999]

You happily stroll by the child and pick him up, but the lions aren't too happy about that. In fact, one of the lion cubs gave a sad face, now you feel sad too.

The ice cream truck is now gone, and the baby dropped its ice cream and cried, but his mother can't do anything about it now that the truck's gone.

Also, your phone is ringing.

What will you do?

HAPPINESS: 80%

[Darvi]

Buy some meat and give it to the cub.

[justinlee999]

Ignoring the phone ringing, you bought pre-packed meat and fed it to the cubs, its much happier now.

The phone has rang again, and the baby is crying even louder, it makes you sad.

HAPPINESS: 80%

[Karl Marx]

Leave the Zoo and answer your phone, the baby isn't yours, you shouldn't worry about it

[justinlee999]

You left the Zoo and picked up your phone immediately without bothering to look at who is it.

"Hello?" you asked

"WELL IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!" screams the caller

"Who the hell is this?"

"SILLY PEOPLE NOT PICKING UP THEIR PHONES! ARE YOU DEAF?"

Jerking your head away from the phone after the scream, you saw the person who was calling you, it was your mother-in-law. Oh dear.


What will you say/do now?

[Karl Marx]

Hang up, find something else to do that isn't so stressful

[Darvi]

Also block your MiL from your phone.

[justinlee999]

Hanging up, you feel somewhat relieved, but you still feel less happy, and worried too. You also decided to block her.

One end of the street is the huge house of your mother-in-law, she's a rich woman. You recall how your parents forced you to marry your wife due to her mother's wealth.

On the other end is a pawn shop, run by your close friend.

Ahead is the police station.

Along the shop lots are restaurants, jewelry shops, and the occasional moneylender.

What will you do now?

HAPPINESS: 75%

[Karl Marx]

Go visit Rick at the pawn shop

[Darvi]

Ask your friend if he/she has some time to go to the restaurant with you. Having lunch with your friends makes you happy.

[justinlee999]

You walked to Rick's just to invite him for dinner, but as you went there, Rick looked pale.

"What's happened?" You ask.

"Oh, they're going to get me!" He panicked.

"Who?"

"I don't know who, but I know someone is going to get me. Just leave! Leave!"

What now?

HAPPINESS: 65%