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Author Topic: Rockfalls the Depths of Volcanoes ~ The story of 20 dwarves in a pressure cooker  (Read 70133 times)

Theifofdreams

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However it is both insane, awesome, and hilarious.
And full of haunted doomburgers. So that's working.

lastofthelight

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Others seem to be writing things though.

Edit: No, I'm wrong. Damn. It was just Dante over and over again. I didn't even notice it was just him, I kept on reading.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2011, 10:21:04 am by lastofthelight »
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It was just Dante over and over again. I didn't even notice it was just him, I kept on reading.
I'm gonna take this as a compliment, I think.

Dante runs everything, if you didn't notice.
Especially since I read this as 'ruins' at first.  :D

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Journal of Catalyst the migrant, 15 Hematite 204

Here in the desert, water comes from cacti above, or the unfathomed caverns below. Hawkeye, I know, has taken to drinking only the blood of dying animals.

For others, it is a long trip into the darkness, to our crude wells. The approach is guarded by a single cage trap. Beyond, the allure of fresh cavern-grown crops and vital wood is too much for many dwarves. They run out into the gloaming dark.

Some of them return.

Udil did not.

The recently-arrived cook was ambushed by a pale cave crocodile, as long as the largest war canoe, each gleaming tooth the size of a dwarf's hand.

Udil was a mild-mannered and easygoing dwarf. At one time he specialised in mechanics and jewellery. He was seventy-two, but an accomplished warrior. He defended himself with his wooden axe. The crocodile bit off his arm.

Upon his inevitable death, Udil's pet kitten immediately took to following the crocodile around.


As the death-cries rang out in the deep cavern, and dwarves dressed for battle, I twisted my beard twice and named our enemy Grandcrested; may she never crest the surface.

The militia arrived, one by one.

Our milker valiantly punched the creature in the side, knocking it off the bridge that led from the caverns to the staircase. The cage trap may not have held it.

Grandcrested  fought ferociously, its stomach not sated by the arm of Udil. Udil made watches for a living, once. The crocodile ticked.

Grandcrested bit off the milker's arm, hands and leg. Then it proceeded to make a mockery of the primal battle in which it was taking part.


By this point the alarm bell had rung for solid minutes, and many more of the Mechanisms of Genius had arrived to the rescue. I do not even know most of their names. And now, as their bodies are returning to the filth of the underground and the ashy waste of the desert, those names float into the sky to become stars, lost to the world of dwarves forever.

Our best swordsdwarf bit the crocodile in the left leg. She had her own leg bitten off in response. Then both her arms, for good measure.

Goro the fat hooligan leaped on the creature's rough, scaly back and pummelled it in the back of the head. Even his substantial weight did little to hamper its progress.

Goro had his right leg and right hand bitten off. Grandcrested had taken a beating too, though.


Two arms later, Goro bled out.

The crocodile shook another raw recruit around by the neck until he died.

Some of our soldiers were armoured. None seemed to have weapons. Someone else lost their right hand, then died.

The crocodile demonstrated a dogged tenacity. It is in the nature of humans to bite off every hand they see, to ruin every working body, to not know when to give up. It is the way of men to be governed by greed and hunger and the tick tick ticking in their bodies; it is the way of men to sever the hand that does the work.

Grandcrested The Way Of Men continued her rampage.

She took another arm and leg, as three soldiers wailed on her reptilian hide with iron shields.

It was at this point, naturally, that Grandcrested became enraged.

The bloody melee became a hell of red mud, exhaustion, and screams in the darkness.

Finally a soldier with a weapon turned up. A raw recruit, with an alder spear.

Together, our dwarves battered the monster.

Someone with a cedar long sword, purloined from elves, lent valuable support.

A full day later, a copper battle axe turned up, brought by a child with nothing better to do. The wretched bleeding beast lived yet.

They punched it till it vomited.

They fought it day and night.



They killed it in shifts.

Who could say what finally prompted the tyrant lizard to croak? One dwarf, Boatswhispered, says her iron shield finally drove splinters of skull into its brain. Boatswhispered is known for her modesty, so we believe her. We shrug, and drag the fresh dead into the blistering sun or leave them submerged in the caverns. And we go on with our lives.

Celebration is a foreign thing in this wretched desert.

The Lady Zair, Scourge of Tongues, Purser of Lips, approaches. She is gesturing to the walls outside with obvious concern.

I will attend to this and then return.

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What a savage beast, great story.
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Journal of Catalyst the migrant, 15 Hematite 204

-snip-

The Lady Zair, Scourge of Tongues, Purser of Lips, approaches. She is gesturing to the walls outside with obvious concern.

I will attend to this and then return.

I am eager to find out what this is all about.
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Whoa.

Tick tock, tick tock. :P
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Fantastic read! keep up the brilliant work, Dante!
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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It looks like someone on the dwarf fortress subreddit actually did try out a modded game where War Rabbits are possible. 

The results...

Maybe Catalyst is better off not training the rabbit to war after all.
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bump...

Did this die? :(
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YOUR GAMES GLITCH: Hey, I got out of the map boundry!
OUR GAMES GLITCH: Hey, a horrid monstrosity just migrated to my fortress! Let's recruit it!

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Dante's profile shows that he hasn't posted since Reply #216 on August 13th, however he did log in this Monday the 17th. So hopefully he's read these replies and knows there's still people interested in this story.
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Eight years.
So Dwarf Fortress will be done on Friday, September 14, 2012.

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interest in this project will never truely wane. :P its a lake of lava that holds a secret lair essentialy as a fortress. its too awesome to die this early.
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I am Dyslexic. No its not going to change any time soon.
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if this thread is dying/dead, I have a perfect place for the save to live on and thrive. project "Why-Did-I-Sign-Up-For-This". LONG LIVE ROCKFALLS, THE DEPTHS OF VOLCANOES!
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Holy jesus I thought I was ready but nothing could have prepared me for this
Hush, little Asea, don't you cry.
If he notices we'll surely die!
You. Made. Asea. CRY.

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Catalyst cancels puppydog-like-enthusiasm.  Thread not actually back to life.

But yeah, clearly it is indeed still holding a great deal of interest.

What are you talking about with "project "Why-Did-I-Sign-Up-For-This"" anyhow?
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