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[Gorjo MacGrymm]

Ok all of you, just stop it.  Stop it right now.  Stop stop stop.  I am drawing the line.  No more.  Nope.  Nada.  Nyet.  I will not put up with anymore of this tomfoolery!  Do ya hear me!  No more!  Not another single blessed moment of this hairy-fru-fru-boot-cowboy love song-gummy-Rick Astley grabassedness.  No.  NO!  Dont you do it.  I hearby order the lot of you to go kill an animal barehanded.  Thats the only thing to be done.  Yup.  The.Only.Thing.  When your done you must channel surf 1000's stations in front of a 99" inch plasma 3-d manscreen while wearing a wifebeater and eating chili.  Do it.  Do it now.  Before its to late.  There is till time left to scrub that from your brains.  Trust me.  I am a professional at this.  I run a clinic.  Its at the corner of Guns&36dd streets.  Hurry.  We have Nascar drivers waiting to take your calls.  The first 15 callers get a free man class from Brock-fuckin-Sampson.  For a limited time, we are giving away as an addition bonus free copies of every Clint Eastwood movie.  Well, every one but Paint Your Wagon.  That movie is disallowed and has been stricken from the Great Totem of Manliness and Badassery.  Be warned.  We have a crossbred Mike Tyson/Pitbull/T1000/A-team/Airwolfe/Stone Cold Steve Austin genetically grown assualt team ready to enforce our rules.  So there.   

[Lysabild]

Ok all of you, just stop it.  Stop it right now.  Stop stop stop.  I am drawing the line.  No more.  Nope.  Nada.  Nyet.  I will not put up with anymore of this tomfoolery!  Do ya hear me!  No more!  Not another single blessed moment of this hairy-fru-fru-boot-cowboy love song-gummy-Rick Astley grabassedness.  No.  NO!  Dont you do it.  I hearby order the lot of you to go kill an animal barehanded.  Thats the only thing to be done.  Yup.  The.Only.Thing.  When your done you must channel surf 1000's stations in front of a 99" inch plasma 3-d manscreen while wearing a wifebeater and eating chili.  Do it.  Do it now.  Before its to late.  There is till time left to scrub that from your brains.  Trust me.  I am a professional at this.  I run a clinic.  Its at the corner of Guns&36dd streets.  Hurry.  We have Nascar drivers waiting to take your calls.  The first 15 callers get a free man class from Brock-fuckin-Sampson.  For a limited time, we are giving away as an addition bonus free copies of every Clint Eastwood movie.  Well, every one butt Paint Your Wagon.  That movie is disallowed and has been stricken from the Great Totem of Manliness and Badassery.  Be warned.  We have a crossbred Mike Tyson/Pitbull/T1000/A-team/Airwolfe/Stone Cold Steve Austin genetically grown assualt team raedy to enforce our rules.  So there.   

Wall of text = TL;DR

[Heron TSG]

stuff

Because everyone here is a man, and every man has the same perception of what a man should be, right?

[Lysabild]

stuff

Because everyone here is a man, and every man has the same perception of what a man should be, right?

You actually read it?

[Vector]

stuff

Because everyone here is a man, and every man has the same perception of what a man should be, right?

Yeah, seriously :I

I already placed second in the manly competition here.  I don't need to be any more manly.

[Max White]

stuff

Because everyone here is a man, and every man has the same perception of what a man should be, right?

Yeah, seriously :I

I already placed second in the manly competition here.  I don't need to be any more manly.

We can accommodate for women too!

[Zrk2]

Ok all of you, just stop it.  Stop it right now.  Stop stop stop.  I am drawing the line.  No more.  Nope.  Nada.  Nyet.  I will not put up with anymore of this tomfoolery!  Do ya hear me!  No more!  Not another single blessed moment of this hairy-fru-fru-boot-cowboy love song-gummy-Rick Astley grabassedness.  No.  NO!  Dont you do it.  I hearby order the lot of you to go kill an animal barehanded.  Thats the only thing to be done.  Yup.  The.Only.Thing.  When your done you must channel surf 1000's stations in front of a 99" inch plasma 3-d manscreen while wearing a wifebeater and eating chili.  Do it.  Do it now.  Before its to late.  There is till time left to scrub that from your brains.  Trust me.  I am a professional at this.  I run a clinic.  Its at the corner of Guns&36dd streets.  Hurry.  We have Nascar drivers waiting to take your calls.  The first 15 callers get a free man class from Brock-fuckin-Sampson.  For a limited time, we are giving away as an addition bonus free copies of every Clint Eastwood movie.  Well, every one but Paint Your Wagon.  That movie is disallowed and has been stricken from the Great Totem of Manliness and Badassery.  Be warned.  We have a crossbred Mike Tyson/Pitbull/T1000/A-team/Airwolfe/Stone Cold Steve Austin genetically grown assualt team ready to enforce our rules.  So there.   

Stop this?

[Gorjo MacGrymm]

Ok all of you, just stop it.  Stop it right now.  Stop stop stop.  I am drawing the line.  No more.  Nope.  Nada.  Nyet.  I will not put up with anymore of this tomfoolery!  Do ya hear me!  No more!  Not another single blessed moment of this hairy-fru-fru-boot-cowboy love song-gummy-Rick Astley grabassedness.  No.  NO!  Dont you do it.  I hearby order the lot of you to go kill an animal barehanded.  Thats the only thing to be done.  Yup.  The.Only.Thing.  When your done you must channel surf 1000's stations in front of a 99" inch plasma 3-d manscreen while wearing a wifebeater and eating chili.  Do it.  Do it now.  Before its to late.  There is till time left to scrub that from your brains.  Trust me.  I am a professional at this.  I run a clinic.  Its at the corner of Guns&36dd streets.  Hurry.  We have Nascar drivers waiting to take your calls.  The first 15 callers get a free man class from Brock-fuckin-Sampson.  For a limited time, we are giving away as an addition bonus free copies of every Clint Eastwood movie.  Well, every one but Paint Your Wagon.  That movie is disallowed and has been stricken from the Great Totem of Manliness and Badassery.  Be warned.  We have a crossbred Mike Tyson/Pitbull/T1000/A-team/Airwolfe/Stone Cold Steve Austin genetically grown assualt team ready to enforce our rules.  So there.   

Stop this?

....stupid you tube/EMI blocked content........can someone paraphrase for me 

[Heliman]

Well instead of that, how about This?

[Megaman]

I cannot go through watching any of these music vids without wanting to commit honorable suicide.

[Zrk2]

-snip-

Stop this?

....stupid you tube/EMI blocked content........can someone paraphrase for me 

Cory Hartt - Sunglasses at Night

[Max White]

Well instead of that, how about This?

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN ABRAHAM LINCOLN, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNING'D

I have never been more interested in American politics.

[Heliman]

I cannot go through watching any of these music vids without wanting to commit honorable suicide.

As long as there's nothing pushing at the inside of your underpants, there is nothing to worry about. Unless, of course, you're actually gay, then you may want to see a licensed physician.

[IronyOwl]

Well instead of that, how about This?

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN ABRAHAM LINCOLN, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNING'D

I have never been more interested in American politics.

It's things like this that make me very, very sad that some things don't translate into siggable quotes well.

[Heliman]

LOOK AGAIN, THE QUOTE IS NOW DIAMONDS.