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Author Topic: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience (Now with Optics!)  (Read 3045 times)

MrOassis

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(This is a text adventure people, unkay?, Now let's get on with it!)

>...
>Warning._Critical_Sytems_Offline
>...
>Attempt_Reboot_of_Section_Body-Head-Brain-Mind-Subconsious
>Reboot_Incomplete
>Critical_Error_In_Chip_1901A
>Next_Order_of_Adress?
>...

(My first time doing something like this on any forum, so if you have a better way of talking in computer speak, I shall upgrade to your standards!)

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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 12:10:47 pm »

Research Facility 203X
Moscow,
Russia,
Time: 1987 March 12th.

Status of country: Nuked by USA.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2011, 12:38:54 pm by Fniff »
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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 12:32:53 pm »

>Next_Order_of_Adress?
>...

NMAH 1041, MRC 672
Smithsonian Institution
Washington, DC 20013-7012
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MrOassis

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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 01:37:26 pm »

Hehe, I didnt mean adress as in where do I live...
I mean what the next action to take is...

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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 01:38:48 pm »

Heh. Sorry.

Look: Self.
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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2011, 01:50:08 pm »

Look surroundings.

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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2011, 11:31:35 pm »

>Scan_Self
>...
>Warning_All_Scanners_Offline
>Scan_Surroundings
>...
>Warning_All_Scanners_Offline
>Next_Order_Of_Adress?

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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2011, 11:33:19 pm »

Sing about the overwhelming darkness.
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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2011, 11:37:13 pm »

> Activate scanners.
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Am I back? Its a mystery to everyone

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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2011, 02:13:32 am »

>Identify reason for your existence.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2011, 02:28:54 am »

>Sing_Over_The_Darkness
>Impossible_Action._Vocal_Cords_Disabled
>Activate_Scanner_Systems
>...
>Partial_Success
>Radiation Scanner:Online
>Microwave_Scanner:Online
>Optical_Scanner: Online
>Self_Scanner: Online
>Identify_Existence
>...
>Impossible_Action._Complex_Consiounse_Thought_Currently_Disabled
>Next_Order_Of_Adress?

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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2011, 02:31:39 am »

>Read Radiation Scanner
>Enable Complex_Consiounse_Thought
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2011, 02:36:20 am »

>Reading_Radioactivity_Levels
>...
>Current_Location_Radioactivity_Levels_Read
>34%_Gamma-Ray_Radiation
>Current_Levels_Of_Radiation_Can_Kill_Humans_Instantly
>Enable_Complex_Consiounse_Thought
>...
>Starting_Program
>Current_Program_Completion_In_Short_Time_Span
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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2011, 02:38:49 am »

>Read Optical_Scanner
>Identify reason for your existence.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

MrOassis

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Re: Reboot: An_Artifical_Intelligance_Simulation_Experience
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2011, 03:00:47 am »

>Read_Optics
>Scan_Taken,_Upload_Saved_In_File_1Alpha
>
Spoiler: 1Alpha (click to show/hide)
>Identify_Reason_For_Existence
>...
>Existence_Discovered
>Playing_Audio_Log_0003
>Audio_Log_Corrupted._Unable_to_distinguish_two_voices
>Good Evening, Doctor. Why hello to you to Smith. So, why did you call me down here? Well, I called you down here to show you my creation, ENEX 100, the latest in Android Technology! Wait, Wait. Andriod? Yes Yes. So, this here looks like a man, but is actually a robot? Why yes indeed! Do you have a problem with that? Well no, but I do feel rather tense around something that looks like me but isnt. I do feel that it isnt morally correct. You need to see the future young man, this thing was designed to do all the jobs in conditions that humans simply couldnt survive in. This is the next step! Here, let me take you to my office...
>Audio_Log_Finish
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