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[Hugehead]

Google's coming out with a new feature for GMail, a neat technology that lets you use your built in web cam like a Kinect to sense your position and preform common Email functions, shown in the image here:

With a feature complete list here: http://static.googleusercontent.com/external_content/untrusted_dlcp/mail.google.com/en/us/mail/help/images/motion/motion_printable_guide.pdf
Google claims it gets you a 12% increase in productivity, is simple to learn and gets you active. Read all about it and watch their videos about it here. http://mail.google.com/mail/help/motion.html

[Ochita]

Troll thread is troll.

[EmperorNuthulu]

I still prefer the 1911 button.

[GlyphGryph]

You can tell by the troll icon of the OP. It is the visage if the master troll himself. (dressed as a troll)

[Earthquake Damage]

12% increase in productivity

I love the smell of bullshit in the morning.

[Itnetlolor]

Minecart Interstate 3.0 with the 1911 button is an entertaining watch. Music is surprisingly appropriate.

[Something Evil]

Sooo... I get a 12% productivity by getting my ass off the warm, comfortable, non-hemorrhoid-inducing chair and hopping around like a monkey on a sugar rush every time I send one of the eighty emails I have to send a day? Interesting...

[ChairmanPoo]

I was actually swallowing it up (or rather, not questioning it), until I saw the face of the guy doing the motions, and thought "this whole thing is stupid". And then I realized what day it was today.

[Jreengus]

So wish it was true, they could have you act out the letters to type.

[Alexhans]

No!!! You're an idiot!!! I was going to post my fool's joke today... Why would you post this first instead of coming up with an original joke of your own!!!

[Hugehead]

Troll thread is troll.

Come on, let people have their fun.

Sooo... I get a 12% productivity by getting my ass off the warm, comfortable, non-hemorrhoid-inducing chair and hopping around like a monkey on a sugar rush every time I send one of the eighty emails I have to send a day? Interesting...

Well, early results show that it's actually taking a little longer, but Google is confident that that it's just because people have to adjust, and that with some fine tuning you'll be able to get as much as a 14% boost.

[Rilder]

It would work better if you could use your penis.

Okay I'm joking, that would screw anyone who's female and uses Gmail.

[Max White]

Is it still the first of April anywhere of earth?

[Darvi]

Not here anymore.



April fools, it still is! For 3 minutes or so.

[Megaman]

At first I believed it, then looked at the calendar.