So I swam over an ocean, was going for the nearest town and right before nightfall THIS happens:
That "C" is a peasant. WTF!? It's a rock crab peasant!
And the weirdest thing here is the fact that I am ok. I AM SWIMMING IN THE LAVA AND IT IS WARM!
EDIT: OH MAN! ALL MY ITEMS HAVE MELTED! WHY AM I STILL ALIVE!?
EDIT2: I just went out of the pit. I am now in a cavern. WHAT GIVES!?
EDIT3: OH...MY...GOD! WHY AM I A MAGMA CRAB! I STARTED OUT AS AN ELF SWORDSMAN! I was going to go and get that adamantine breast plate at the previous fortress.
EDIT4: I Slept and then I appeared to be traveling(And teleported to the other side of the world.) I am now a FISH! No, I crashed the game so that I can be a magma crab again.
What I have been:
Elf
Magma Crab
Human blacksmith-Just a human.
Cougar-Nothing special. You can lose your head easely.
Buzzard-I could fly. Sweet. But only one tile high.
Fish-BAD BAD BAD. GAME OVER. Fish are swimming so they don't sleep and they can't travel
Gorlak-Hmm. Cave srocodile do not attack you.
Giant cave swallow- I can fly really high.
The shape shifters notes
Banished from my former being I must now wonder the world in search of myself.
In my long years of wandering the wilds, being a fish is the cruelest thing I have known
for there is no way to get out of being a fish. This is a warning to all shapeshifters.
When I shifted into a creature, a buzzard, I noticed that I was able to speak with the elves.
This is an interesting feat indeed. Hmm.. The elf is a wanderer. I wonder if this could...
I seem to have shifted into an elven body. This means that I could now "test" some things.
I appear to be holding a slicing knife. I can kill people but they do not resist.
I am a cave crocodile. I have found out that I can egnite trees.
I shal give a name to all my shapes so that they may live on.
Apparently, being an animal, you are still assaulted by bogeymen.