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[kerlc]

yes, like some kind of mushroom.
that grows in winter and autumn.

you know, like REAL LIFE mushrooms

[NightS]

yes, like some kind of mushroom.
that grows in winter and autumn.

you know, like REAL LIFE mushrooms

Here in dwarf fortress forum there are no REAL LIFE mushrooms, there are only plump helmets, dimple cups and some other shit.

(just corrected real)

[Necro910]

yes, like some kind of mushroom.
that grows in winter and autumn.

you know, like REAL LIFE mushrooms

Here in dwarf fortress forum there are no RAL LIFE mushrooms, there are only plump helmets, dimple cups and some other shit.

'Shrooms man dorf.

We gotta get da shrooooooooms!

[Necro910]

yes, like some kind of mushroom.
that grows in winter and autumn.

you know, like REAL LIFE mushrooms

Here in dwarf fortress forum there are no RAL LIFE mushrooms, there are only plump helmets, dimple cups and some other shit.

Wait... the underground crop should be slime mold or a fungus. That could work! 

[Jeoshua]

For the record, Morels grow in burnt down forests.

Sounds perfect for anything post apoc

[JediaKyrol]

how about for armor...Tire-plate!  really a classic in pen & paper zombie games...you take strips of regular or steel-belt tires, punch holes in them and tie them together with coat-hangers...won't stop a bullet...but will keep infected muties from gnawing on your back.  Also...you are really underestimating human innovation...don't need to know metalsmithing to take an old car hood and beat it with a sledgehammer until you have a tower shield.

[Necro910]

how about for armor...Tire-plate!  really a classic in pen & paper zombie games...you take strips of regular or steel-belt tires, punch holes in them and tie them together with coat-hangers...won't stop a bullet...but will keep infected muties from gnawing on your back.  Also...you are really underestimating human innovation...don't need to know metalsmithing to take an old car hood and beat it with a sledgehammer until you have a tower shield.

...
I can make toxic gas/fragmentation bombs from cleaning chemicals and tin.

Oxi-clean:
IT GETS THE TOUGH ZEDS OUT!

[kerlc]

meh, call me old-fashioned, but i believe that the best way to get zeds out of the way is to snipe some of them and then mop up the rest with the Freeman Method.


KEEEEEEELLLL!!!!!!!

edit.: just created a new world to start anew in.

guess what? miners don't throw away surface rock anymore!

my FUN level has dropped. you will see form my attorney.

[NightS]

Battery acid (H2SO4, also known as sulphuric acid if i splelt that right) + jam pot = Acid "grenade" !!! cool but not possible right now...
Wooden plank + Nail = The awesomest and more powerful weapon ever created by mankind

Give a person enough fre time and you'll be surprised of what he can do
Heck, look at this guy, he made a repeating crossbow with goddamn junk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCBA2oNzoiU

[Necro910]

Battery acid (H2SO4, also known as sulphuric acid if i splelt that right) + jam pot = Acid "grenade" !!! cool but not possible right now...
Wooden plank + Nail = The awesomest and more powerful weapon ever created by mankind

Give a person enough fre time and you'll be surprised of what he can do
Heck, look at this guy, he made a repeating crossbow with goddamn junk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCBA2oNzoiU

Yeah? Well I can make a shotgun out of pipes.

Of course, then I need to make the rounds. I can use fragmented PVC pipes (or shot, if available) and gunpowder (charcoal, sulfur, and saltpeter) for ammo.

Necro looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!

[Savolainen5]

This is an artifact human bone crown.  On it there is a picture of humans cowering.  The picture relates to the 2011 loosing of the demon Necro910 upon the world.  On it there is a picture of Necro910.  Necro910 is wielding a junk shotgun.  Necro910 is striking a pose, laughing menacingly.

Owner: Necro910

[Necro910]

This is a human bone crown. All craftsmanship is of the highest quality.  On it there is a picture of humans cowering.  The picture relates to the 2011 loosing of the demon Necro910 upon the world.  On it there is a picture of Necro910.  Necro910 is wielding a junk shotgun.  Necro910 is striking a pose, laughing menacingly.

Owner: Necro910

Fixed.

Yeah they better cower. And please tell me you mean garbage shotgun.

[Savolainen5]

More, I'd say, a shotgun assembled from junk.  Would YOU throw out a perfectly good metal pipe?

[Necro910]

More, I'd say, a shotgun assembled from junk.  Would YOU throw out a perfectly good metal pipe?

What I meant was:
Please tell me you were not referring to a human leather shotgun, if you know what I mean.

[IT 000]

Well I've had fun reading all of these posts. But for the sake of sanity let's not go into the leather shotgun bit