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Author Topic: German guy builds many crazy slingshot-based things or varying lethality  (Read 5510 times)

Aklyon

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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/108868-Blofeld-Builds-a-Giant-Machete-Slingshot

This sounds like something that would happen in DF.

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Re: German guy builds giant machete slingshot
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 10:54:12 am »

Is this dwarven engineering or German engineering? We may never know...
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Re: German guy builds giant machete slingshot
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 10:58:58 am »

Is this dwarven engineering or German engineering? We may never know...
It doesn't involve any magma, so I'd say it's German engineering.
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Re: German guy builds giant machete slingshot
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 12:24:18 pm »

I am most pleased by this feat of macabre construction. Now if he builds a chainsaw launcher he might become eligible for worship.
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Re: German guy builds giant machete slingshot
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2011, 08:26:25 am »

If that guy decided he was interested in anything other than slingshots, the world could be in trouble.
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Re: German guy builds giant machete slingshot
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2011, 09:50:48 am »

If that guy decided he was interested in anything other than slingshots, the world could be in trouble.
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Re: German guy builds giant machete slingshot
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2011, 11:50:40 am »

I feel like this is a weapon with military applications, if only for the fear it would inspire.
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Re: German guy builds giant machete slingshot
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2011, 11:54:30 am »

I feel like this is a weapon with military applications, if only for the fear it would inspire.
Machete Artillery?
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Re: German guy builds giant machete slingshot
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2011, 12:16:12 pm »

I have a new zombie contingency plan.
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Re: German guy builds giant machete slingshot
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2011, 12:40:05 pm »

Oh Germans, is there any form of death you can't engineer??  ;D

His next upgrade will be a giant slingshot that actually shoots guys wielding machetes.
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Indeed. That man is the epitome of dorfiness.
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The slingshots will be his doom, as the creations become increasingly dangerousawesome.
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One day he will go too far, and create a slingshot so large, it will destroy the Earth itself!
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.
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