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Author Topic: You are on the Starship Olympic.  (Read 5942 times)

Taricus

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2011, 11:40:26 pm »
Say hello to the figure.
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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2011, 11:41:10 pm »
Lie down and wait for the acid to wear off.
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Hubris Incalculable

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2011, 11:50:03 pm »
You briefly consider yelling at Someone You Never Met. You also consider that this is an acid trip. Your common sense returns. You greet the figure, who is now attempting to clean up the wreckage of your computer.

"Er.., hello," it responds in a masculine British accent. "Welcome to this, the maiden voyage of the Starship Olympic, the ship that cannot possibly, er, go wrong. However, it appears that we've had a bit of an accident. No harm done, of course, just a little scratch to the paintwork, i think. Luckily, your house was quite soft. I realize, this is a bit of an imposition, but we need You urgently. Will you help?"
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Criptfeind

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2011, 11:51:28 pm »
'No.'

(Ah bo ho ho my entire family is accountants and you called us boring ah bo ho ho)
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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2011, 11:51:39 pm »
* Pass out *
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Taricus

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2011, 11:52:41 pm »
"Okay."
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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2011, 11:53:53 pm »
‘Fuck you man! You just killed my entire family! All my stuff!’

‘Mostly the stuff!’
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Taricus

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2011, 11:55:30 pm »
Annendum: Only if he can get your stuff back. Or kill your sister.
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Hubris Incalculable

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2011, 11:58:06 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on March 30, 2011, 11:51:28 pm
'No.'

"An odd way to say it, but that will do fine. You won't regret it. Well, maybe you will, but let's get you on board anyway... Oh, look, a nice picture of the sky above your house. How nice. You should take that with you, you know."
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Re: You are in a broken house.
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2011, 12:54:07 am »
I ignore the lustful gaze of the sky picture.
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Hubris Incalculable

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Re: You are in a broken house.
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2011, 08:23:00 am »
You are not tempted by this absolutely lovely photograph of the stars and your house. You Ignore the robot (because that is what he is), and push past him, up the stairs to the service lift that the robot came down on. The robot remarks: "Err..., you don't mind if I take it, do you? You see, it would look very nice hanging above my recharging alcove..."

Well, of course it looks nice, you think to yourself. I took it.
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Strife26

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Re: You are in a broken house.
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2011, 09:17:09 am »
Attempt to get a computer and an early version of DF. Play away.
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Re: You are in a broken house.
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2011, 09:23:39 am »
Quote from: Strife26 on March 31, 2011, 09:17:09 am
Attempt to get a computer and an earlythe final version of DF. Play away.

Corrected.
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Re: You are in a broken house.
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2011, 09:43:11 am »
No. Go for the early version. When that gets boring, slowly advance to the next version and enjoy the improvements. Continue *until* you get to the last version.
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Hubris Incalculable

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Re: You are in a broken house.
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2011, 09:57:53 am »
"Excuse me," You say, "Do you think, perhaps, i could have access to a computer?"

"Oh, silly me. Oh strange, deluded, benighted me. You'll need your Personal Electronic Thing. We call it a Pet. Here." Upon saying this, he hands you what seems to be an iPad with an elongated screen. "Rather compicated, but i'm sure you'll figure it out."

You Gratefully accept the Pet and start pressing buttons. You find that Dwarf Fortress version 1.5.23 (with 3D graphics) is installed, and gleefully start a fortress.

"Er, sir, madam, or thing, if you don't mind, you can enjoy that game On our ascent. I'm sure your dwarfs will be quite prosperous, by the time we get to the embarkation lobby."

FAKEEDIT: ((Too late strife, sorry))
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