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Author Topic: You are on the Starship Olympic.  (Read 5940 times)

Hubris Incalculable

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You are on the Starship Olympic.
« on: March 30, 2011, 10:48:12 pm »

Well, It seems that you have been locked in your room. Again. Probably that annoying little sister of yours. It's definitely not funny anymore, after 5 years of being randomly locked in. You'd think she'd bore of it. anyway, there's nothing to be done about it but wait it out, you suppose, as she probably took the key to the mall with her. Let's see, what can you do that you haven't already done? Read? Done it. Play Solitaire on your computer? Done it. Nap? Just finished one. Watch TV? Probably just re-runs.

Well go on, suggest something!
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Taricus

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2011, 10:49:37 pm »

Break that door down!
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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2011, 10:50:50 pm »

Breath Fire and punch something.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

Hubris Incalculable

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2011, 10:52:30 pm »

You whale upon the door with all your strength, but It seems your arms are too puny. now your hands hurt.

You then pretend you can breathe fire, and then beat the living daylights out of your mattress.
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Taricus

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2011, 11:00:32 pm »

Jump out the window.
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Hubris Incalculable

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2011, 11:02:39 pm »

Ah, to have a window to jump out of. You thought you were so fortunate to get the basement to yourself. You Idiot.
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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2011, 11:03:44 pm »

Hack that bitch's mobile phone.
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Hubris Incalculable

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2011, 11:10:26 pm »

You log on to your computer, and launch auto-hack. bugger. Looks like the bitch powered off the wireless router.


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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2011, 11:11:00 pm »

Play CDs.
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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2011, 11:13:33 pm »

Plot ways to kill that EVIL BITCH
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Taricus

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2011, 11:14:43 pm »

Plot ways to kill that EVIL BITCH
And take over the world while you're at it.
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Hubris Incalculable

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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2011, 11:27:47 pm »

Lessee, we have:

Myst,
Riven,
Simply Accounting (boring),
3D Ultra Chess
A Re-writable CD labeled "ST"
The rest of the Myst Series
More Accounting CDs (What, did Mom put these here?)
Something really old and scratched and unlabeled and probably unreadable

Well, what'll it be?
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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2011, 11:28:31 pm »

ST abd the really old discs.
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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2011, 11:37:07 pm »

You load up the disc labeled "ST". Grand music fills the room, bigger than your tinny speakers would seem to handle. suddenly, a loud rumbling fills the room, and suddenly you room, and even your whole house, is gone. in it's place is a large silver monolith, which seems to hover above the ground. As you gape in awe at this spectacular piece of art (which, by the way just took out your house), an object moves down the side. a door opens, and a graceful figure of indeterminate gender glides down the stairs, muttering to it's?self.

"Tidy as you go, tidy as you go"
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Re: You are locked in your room.
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2011, 11:40:00 pm »

Scream TARICUS WTF DID YOU DO ?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?
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