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Author Topic: You are on the Starship Olympic.  (Read 5939 times)

Hubris Incalculable

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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2011, 01:56:19 pm »
"That is the job of the BellBot. May I see your reservation card?"

((By the way, Cript, sorry for insulting your family of accountants. I hope you understand.))
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2011, 01:58:26 pm »
'No. Well then call up BellBot.'

((Yeah, I do. Accounting can be boring as watching paint dry.))
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2011, 02:00:27 pm »
"I cannot have Krage show you to your room until I see your reservation. Terribly sorry, but that's the way things go."
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2011, 02:01:25 pm »
'Ahhh.... What terrible service.'

Turn to other robot that brought us here.

"Jack, give the thing the card.'
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2011, 02:06:32 pm »
"Um, Sir, Madam, Or Thing, My name is Edmund Fentible, not Jack. Oh, the birds were buzzing merrily in the J'tubly flowers..."
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2011, 02:08:24 pm »
'Why do robots have/need names?'
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2011, 02:12:39 pm »
"All crew aboard the Starship Olympic are imprinted with Real People Personalities," Marsinta responds. "As such, we retain the names of the personalities we inherit. Now, may I see your reservation card?"
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2011, 02:17:19 pm »
'That sounds like a terrable idea.

At anyrate, Edmund, give desk bot the card.'
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2011, 02:20:26 pm »
"Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The birds are buzzing in the flea
To make some flunky just for me
When you look under the locks and Crantz
And take a glance at the pantsy-grants
Then maybe try a few..."

It's clear that Fentible will not be much more help until his cell-point settings are adjusted.
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2011, 02:23:56 pm »
'Stupid useless robots...'

Search him for a access panel.

'In MY day all the servents were humans, and if they started to act up, you still used a wrench, but they were much easier to fix.'
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2011, 02:26:53 pm »
It appears that Fentible has no accessible access panels. You do, however, check his pockets (much to Marsinta's horror) and discover that there are no reservation cards on his person.
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2011, 02:27:37 pm »
How heavy is he? Can we move him about?
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2011, 02:32:45 pm »
Fentible Is a six-foot tall humanoid robot made mostly out of metal. You do not think you could move him more than 5 inches, if you were using all of your puny strength. However, the issue resolves itself in the form of Fentible wandering away and out the door, humming mangled Disney music to himself.
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2011, 02:36:47 pm »
Hum... Plan: Toss his off the ship. Is a bust.

Turn to Desk bot.

'My robot is broken, do you perhaps know where I can acquire another?'
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Re: You are on the Starship Olympic.
« Reply #59 on: April 01, 2011, 02:45:47 pm »
"Your robot? Edmund Lucy* Fentible Is the property of StarLight Lines Incorporated. Now, do you, or do you not, have a reservation card, or did that soft-hearted fool just grant you a free berth?"
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