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Author Topic: SV: 51% OTG: 79%  (Read 76049 times)

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Re: SV: 100% OTG: 74%
« Reply #1155 on: May 19, 2011, 06:32:18 pm »
Soltesz stutters: "Well, I was..."

He looks down, and spots the spurts of blood on the front of his armour. The handmaiden coolly looks down at him.

He whispers: "A little help, guys?"
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Re: SV: 100% OTG: 74%
« Reply #1156 on: May 19, 2011, 06:34:42 pm »
>whisper Soltesz (Shit, shit, shit, Soltesz, we have a bit of a problem here, just use your charm)

>CheckATT Maiden
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Re: SV: 100% OTG: 75%
« Reply #1157 on: May 19, 2011, 06:51:19 pm »
Quote from: ggamer on May 19, 2011, 06:34:42 pm
>whisper Soltesz (Shit, shit, shit, Soltesz, we have a bit of a problem here, just use your charm)

Soltesz: "Damn it."

Quote from: ggamer on May 19, 2011, 06:34:42 pm
>CheckATT Maiden

100,000 Trick Soltesz.
750,000 Kill Soltesz.
50,000 Carry out Lady Andrea's orders.
25,000 Serve Lady Andrea.
1,000 Eat.
Soltesz takes a few steps forward.

Soltesz: "Err, I'll be frank, I'll have to kill your mistress. So... Step aside so I don't have to kill you."

Soltesz shakes his AKV and sickle in what he assumes to be a threatening manner.

The handmaiden sniffs in disapproval, and steps aside.

Handmaiden: "Well, I suppose I have no choice."

Soltesz smiles weakly, and walks past her.
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Re: SV: 100% OTG: 75%
« Reply #1158 on: May 19, 2011, 06:54:45 pm »
wisper Soltesz: She's going to try and trick you, or kill you. Be on guard..
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Re: SV: 100% OTG: 75%
« Reply #1159 on: May 19, 2011, 07:00:58 pm »
Quote from: Ochita on May 19, 2011, 06:54:45 pm
wisper Soltesz: She's going to try and trick you, or kill you. Be on guard..

Error: Wisper is not a valid command. Please enter a valid command.
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #1160 on: May 19, 2011, 07:48:17 pm »
The handmaiden whips out a dagger from her sleeve.

The Handmaiden stabs the dagger at Soltesz.
The dagger bounces off the XSE 900 Policing Armour.
Soltesz is unharmed.

The handmaiden screeches, before jumping away. Soltesz, confused, turns around.

RAM clearing complete.
CPU draining complete.
The CPU has X% of its cycles in use.
The RAM has X% of its memory in use.
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #1161 on: May 19, 2011, 07:51:35 pm »
I'll do this. Don't klet hi get tricked.
>AddINV LiveMiniClaymoreThatIsGoingOffRightNowAndIsPointingStraightUp.Handmaiden'sIntestines
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #1162 on: May 19, 2011, 08:04:55 pm »
Quote from: Powder Miner on May 19, 2011, 07:51:35 pm
I'll do this. Don't klet hi get tricked.
>AddINV LiveMiniClaymoreThatIsGoingOffRightNowAndIsPointingStraightUp.Handmaiden'sIntestines

>Veto for spelling and the fact we need to grow him some balls.

>Whisper Soltesz (QUICK! SHOOT HER!)
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #1163 on: May 19, 2011, 08:08:39 pm »
Quote from: Criptfeind on May 19, 2011, 08:04:55 pm
>Whisper Soltesz (QUICK! SHOOT HER!)

Soltesz attempts to say something, before the handmaiden jumps forward for another blow.

The Handmaiden stabs the dagger at Soltesz.
The dagger bounces off the XSE 900 Policing Armour.
Soltesz is unharmed.

Soltesz, startled, pulls up his AKV.

Soltesz fires his AKV at the handmaiden.
The bullets bounces off her...
...
...
...
The handmaiden is unharmed.

Shocked, Soltesz steps back. The handmaiden smiles.
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #1164 on: May 19, 2011, 08:15:49 pm »
>say (Well, it appears we have a stalemate. Soltesz has future armor, and the huge bitch gave you magical fucking tricks.)

I want to make a "bluh bluh, huge bitch" pic of lady Andrea now.
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #1165 on: May 19, 2011, 08:16:47 pm »
Quote from: ggamer on May 19, 2011, 08:15:49 pm
>say (Well, it appears we have a stalemate. Soltesz has future armor, and the huge bitch gave you magical fucking tricks.)

The handmaiden smiles.

Handmaiden: "Except I can take off his armour."
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #1166 on: May 19, 2011, 08:17:16 pm »
>Say (Okay, that's it. GORET' V ADU, DEVKA!)

>AddINV InFrontOfHandMaiden.BallLightningHeadedForHandMaiden
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #1167 on: May 19, 2011, 08:18:22 pm »
/help Hand Maiden powers
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #1168 on: May 19, 2011, 08:18:54 pm »
Quote from: Phantom on May 19, 2011, 08:17:16 pm
>AddINV InFrontOfHandMaiden.BallLightningHeadedForHandMaiden

>veto

>light red behindSoltesz 1,000 lux

>whisper Soltesz (Close your eyes.)
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%
« Reply #1169 on: May 19, 2011, 08:22:38 pm »
Quote from: ggamer on May 19, 2011, 08:18:54 pm
>light red behindSoltesz 1,000 lux

>Veto

Quote from: Phantom on May 19, 2011, 08:17:16 pm
>Say (Okay, that's it. GORET' V ADU, DEVKA!)

>AddINV InFrontOfHandMaiden.BallLightningHeadedForHandMaiden


>Approve

>light red behindSoltesz 100,000 lux
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