whisper Lucas (Oh, thank the great time-traveling raptor jesus. Thank you very much. we'll take it from here.)
Lucas similes.
Lucas: "Thanks, I guess."
>Whisper to Lucas (Thanks man. You, quite literally, saved us. Is there anything we can do to repay you?)
Lucas shakes his head.
Lucas: "It would go against my conscience to accept payment while the patient is still too close to death."
Lucas washes his hands in the lukewarm water, before reheating it over the brazier.
Lucas: "Now, there's several things you'll need to do while he's recovering. The dressing on his leg should be replaced frequently, once every day. His leg brace should be washed once a week in boiling water, to help keep the metal poisons from leaching through his skin. You should do the same with the hand brace. I have no idea what metal it's made of, which is why it's covered with bandages. I'd keep any blood away from it as much as possible."
Seeing that the water is boiling, Lucas dumps his implements into it. He walks over to his bag, and pulls three glass bottles from it.
The first bottle is the smallest. Attached to it is a piece of parchment. The parchment declares that this bottle contains "Professor Lucas Gerste's Blood Cleanser and Detoxifier. Good for ridding the blood of all illness, diseases and poisons." A picture of a dove graces the parchment.
Lucas: "This is my patented blood cleanser and detoxifier. You should give it to him as soon as he awakes, to cleanse his blood of any metal poisons that remain. He should also take it once a week, until the bone is healed enough for the brace to come off. A spoonful should be enough."
The second bottle is slightly bigger than the first. Attached to it is a piece of parchment. Written on the parchment are the words "Professor Lucas Gerste's Purgative. Expels all bodily harms and wastes through the anus, as the gods intended." Rather unimaginatively, a picture of a man squatting over a chamber pot is on the parchment.
Lucas: "This is my purgative. You should give him a spoonful and a half about an hour after you give him my blood cleanser and detoxifier. It'll remove any remaining poisons in his system, and give him the vigour needed to heal his body."
The third bottle is much larger than the first. The parchment on it loudly proclaims that it is "Professor Lucas Gerste's Famous Healing Tonic. Good for any manner of maladies and bodily troubles that may strike a man." A picture of three salamanders is also on the parchment. Each of the salamanders is growing out of the other, forming a triangle.
Lucas beams: "And finally, this is my world-renowned healing tonic. Give a cupful to him whenever he seems to need it, or when he complains of trouble with his hand or leg. It should fix him right up. If his leg seems to be healing slowly, just pour a little on the wound when you change the dressing. I assure you that his leg will soon seem to be mending itself after that!"
Lucas carefully begins to extract his instruments from the bowl of boiling water.
Lucas: "Any questions?"
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Jonathan's chemical processes have been increased to four times normal.>AddINV Surgeonsroom crateOfFortifiedProteinMilkshakes
The crate has been added to the surgeon's room.Whisper Lucas (Professor, it'd be helpful if you told us as much as you can about your world. To start, how many gods are there?)
Lucas: "Mmm? Gods? Well, I suppose that depends on who you talk to."
whisper Jorg (Glad to see you're awake. Ice pack?)
AddINV Jorg (Ice pack)
Jorg: "Sure. Thanks."
Jorg uses his hand to secure the ice pack on his head.
>Whisper to Opponents (Guys, stop messing with us. Really. Why don't you go in your own session?)
>Whisper to Proponents (Our very own session? For us? How sweet. Ha Ha Ha Ha. (That's laughter, if you morons can't understand.))
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