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Criptfeind

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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%.
« Reply #480 on: April 11, 2011, 03:26:59 pm »

>Whisper Aberle Fine. Be that way.

>Scatter Aberle's Occipital lobe.
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%.
« Reply #481 on: April 11, 2011, 03:28:30 pm »

Leader of the Water Rats: "How much will I do? What the hell is that suppose to mean?"

> Whisper to Leader of the Water Rats(What mah rather verrrbally handicapped colleeg means is: A) would ye accept us payin' off Jorg's debt, an' B) how far would ye go to take doon tha Street Lions, given sufficient incentive?)

>Whisper Aberle Fine. Be that way.

>Scatter Aberle's Occipital lobe.

> Approve
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%.
« Reply #482 on: April 11, 2011, 03:30:55 pm »

Say (Sing Cannibal Buffet)

Hey, worth a shot.

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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%.
« Reply #483 on: April 11, 2011, 03:35:15 pm »

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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%.
« Reply #484 on: April 11, 2011, 03:38:14 pm »

Say (Sing Cannibal Buffet)

Hey, worth a shot.

> Approve

> AddINV JailCourtyard.BarbershopQuartet
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Re: SV: 7% OTG: 13%.
« Reply #485 on: April 11, 2011, 04:28:22 pm »

>Whisper Jonathan (This is about, I don't know, the 37th time I screwed up trying to help a guy? Long story.)

>Whisper Water Rats Leader (Yeah, what he said.)
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Re: SV: 37% OTG: 73%.
« Reply #486 on: April 11, 2011, 07:08:12 pm »

>Whisper Aberle Fine. Be that way.

>Scatter Aberle's Occipital lobe.

Aberle blinks rapidly, as spots appear before his eyes. Eventually, they stop, and he continues on his way.

> Whisper to Leader of the Water Rats(What mah rather verrrbally handicapped colleeg means is: A) would ye accept us payin' off Jorg's debt, an' B) how far would ye go to take doon tha Street Lions, given sufficient incentive?)

Leader of the Water Rats: "No, I would not accept it if you paid off Jorg's debt. He has to pay it off himself, in person."

The Leader of the Water Rats leans forward.

Leader of the Water Rats:
"As for the Street Lions, how much exactly are we talking about?"

Say (Sing Cannibal Buffet)

> AddINV JailCourtyard.BarbershopQuartet

Please wait one moment...
Estimating CPU usage... 30% OK.
Estimating RAM usage... 40% OK.
Charting Barbershop Quartet's movements...
Adjusting ATT levels...
Re-running movements...
Done. A Barbershop Quartet' is now standing in the courtyard.


Everyone in the courtyard looks confused as the barbershop starts singing.

>Whisper Jonathan (This is about, I don't know, the 37th time I screwed up trying to help a guy? Long story.)

Jonathan: "You want me to give it a shot?"
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Re: SV: 37% OTG: 53%.
« Reply #487 on: April 11, 2011, 07:14:57 pm »

>Whisper to Jonathan (Okay then. Let's see, I accidentally ran Klaus the Sniper into an American Armored platoon, I couldn't make Daniel run fast enough...
The list goes on an on, dude.)

>Whisper to Leader of the Water Rats (Would you like a chest of diamonds?)

>Whisper to Barbershop Quartet (Hey! You guys need a Vaudeville track or something?)
« Last Edit: April 11, 2011, 07:17:21 pm by Phantom »
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Re: SV: 37% OTG: 53%.
« Reply #488 on: April 11, 2011, 07:57:55 pm »

>Whisper to Jonathan (Okay then. Let's see, I accidentally ran Klaus the Sniper into an American Armored platoon, I couldn't make Daniel run fast enough...
The list goes on an on, dude.)

Jonathan: "Okay..."

>Whisper to Leader of the Water Rats (Would you like a chest of diamonds?)

Marlon laughs.

Marlon:
"Where have you been for the last few years."

>Whisper to Barbershop Quartet (Hey! You guys need a Vaudeville track or something?)

The Head of the Barbershop Quartet shrugs.

Head of the Barbershop Quartet:
"I think the gig's over."
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Criptfeind

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Re: SV: 37% OTG: 53%.
« Reply #489 on: April 11, 2011, 08:06:35 pm »

Humm... I guess that lobe is to connected. Lets try the eye directly.

>Scatter Aberle's left eye.
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Re: SV: 37% OTG: 53%.
« Reply #490 on: April 11, 2011, 08:14:19 pm »

>Whisper to Water Rats Leader (Well, I'll be more straightforward.)
>AddINV InFrontOfWaterRatsLeader.1 meter cube of Diamond

>Whisper Klemens (Who may your superiors be?)

>Whisper to Jonathan (And then there was this guy, around your age, with weapons and armor like yours, he kinda got overwhelmed by a pack of dogs while I tried to get a guy over there. Funny thing, about those dogs, it's as if they regard eyes as a delicacy, to replace the lack of their own.)
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Re: SV: 37% OTG: 53%.
« Reply #491 on: April 11, 2011, 08:24:03 pm »

Lets try this again.

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>Whisper to Arbele (Check your pockets... And don't say we didn't warn you.)
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Criptfeind

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Re: SV: 37% OTG: 53%.
« Reply #492 on: April 11, 2011, 08:25:52 pm »

Lets try this again.

>AddINV Arbele (Live Grenade)

>Whisper to Arbele (Check your pockets... And don't say we didn't warn you.)

> Approve

=>Scatter Aberle's left eye.

>Veto
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Re: SV: 37% OTG: 53%.
« Reply #493 on: April 11, 2011, 08:41:44 pm »

Also:

>AddINV Dead Horse (Heavy Machine Gun)

>Whisper to Johnathan (If theres a weapon on the dead horse, grab it and start firing it without remorse. If there isn't, pray they don't shoot.)


I am counting that the people here haven't heard about a heavy machine gun before, so they should be freaked out of their minds.
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Re: SV: 37% OTG: 53%.
« Reply #494 on: April 11, 2011, 09:39:18 pm »

They shouldn't, this is around the time that the Knight's of Malta would still be alive.
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