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[Hubris Incalculable]

>Whisper to Jorg(Also, Jorg, hwy were ye trying' tae escep tha city? Oor soorces are no' verrry complete on tha soobject.)

[USEC_OFFICER]

Say (Yeah. We screwed up. Were not totally omnipotent here, apparently.)

Jorg: "Great thing to know."

Look(Room)

The jail cell is covered with graffiti, scratched into the stone through the dedication of the prisoners who had inhabited this cell over the years. Most, if not all, of the graffiti is illegible, as graffiti is scratched upon graffiti. The floor is worn smooth by the constant movement of pacing prisoners. A decrepit pile of mouldy straw lies in one corner of the cell, and a bucket lies in the other. Near the top of one of the walls sits a small grate, letting a little light and air into the cell. A large metal-bound door with slits for looking inside the cell sits on the wall opposite the grate.

Whisper(Check the room, if we can help you, we'll need your help to do so.Jorg)

Jorg attempts to sit up, but abandons the attempt. Jorg groans, and clutches his side in pain.

Jorg: "I don't think I can check the room just yet."

>Say (Apparently, none of my colleagues thought about DELETING THE FUCKING GUN OUT OF THE INSPECTORS HANDS.)

>Delete wound.

>Say (Apparently, none of my colleagues thought about DELETING THE FUCKING GUN OUT OF THE INSPECTORS HANDS.)

>Delete wound.

Error: wound is not a valid target for the delete command. Please re-enter the command with a valid target.

Jorg: "You can do that?"

>Delete

>AddINV Crate.AKS-74u Silenced
>AddINV Crate.90 5.45 rounds in Magazines

Commands deleted.

>Whisper(Have your wounds been treated?.Jorg)

Jorg: "I suppose so."

Jorg touches the top of his head, feeling several bumps. Additionally, sometime earlier, someone had shaved his hair.

Jorg: "Not the blows to my head, though."

>AddINV Cell.Live Rat

Rat has been placed in the cell.

>AddINV(Cell.Miniature Top Hat)

Miniature top hat has been placed in the cell.

>AddINV Hallway.Jonathan

Please wait one moment...
Estimating CPU usage... 10% OK.
Estimating RAM usage... 20% OK.
Charting Jonathan's movements...
Adjusting ATT levels...
Re-running movements...
Done. Jonathan is now waiting in the hallway.

>AddINV(Outside.Dragon)

Error: Object outside is too vague. Please re-enter the command with a more specific target.

unseal Door.

Whisper to Jorg (Please, if you can move, see if the door is still locked. We have sent a signal that should unlock the door, but we cannot be sure.)

Door has been unlocked.

Jorg winces.

Jorg: "I can barely sit up right now, let alone walk."

>AddINV Hallway.Windows 95 Computer

Windows 95 Computer has been placed in the hallway.

Jonathan looks down and kicks the computer.

Jonathan: "What the hell is this thing?"

>Whisper to Jorg  "You might have to carve your way out of the city, good thing we could give you bulletproof vests and helmets. Or a full body exoskeleton."

Jorg: "But if you can give me a bulletproof vest, then why don't I just carve the Xan up and become a hero? The Imperor might be a jerk for keeping us trapped in this city, but it doesn't mean that I should fight my way out."

Whisper To Jorg (Also, since we have a moment of quiet, could you tell us why you are here?

Jorg pauses for a second.

Jorg: "Because somebody carried me here?"

>Whisper to Jorg(Also, Jorg, hwy were ye trying' tae escep tha city? Oor soorces are no' verrry complete on tha soobject.)

Jorg: "You really have no idea?"

[Johnfalcon99977]

>Wishper to Johnathan (Hi again. You shooting Johan was a bad move, but I guess were mostly to blame for that. By the way, theres a guy who could use your help in the cell.)

[Fayrik]

>help

>Whisper(Please, indulge us, with your wounds it could take us a little while to formulate a plan to get you out of here.Jorg)

>Whisper(Pick up that "thing" and take it into the nearest cell. Try not to drop or damage it.Jonathan)

>AddATT(Rat.Wear the Miniature Top Hat.1,000,000)

[Phantom]

>Whisper to Jonathan (If you help this guy, we will give you an even better gun. Plus, diamonds. Oh, uh, you're in jail right now, also.)

ClearRAM 50%

[Fniff]

Whisper to Jorg (If you see a man who says he is Jonathan and he is not in guard's uniform outside, trust him. He is a servant for us, and he will help as much as he can. Also, we should give you some bandages.)
AddINV Bandages.Jorg

[Hubris Incalculable]

>AddATT(Jonathan.Help Jorg.20,000)

[Johnfalcon99977]

Blargh. This post isn't here.

[Phantom]

...Then what the fuck happened to Jonathan waiting in the hallway?

[Fniff]

Hmm. Maybe I shall be more specific.

Edit: Check it out now.

[Fayrik]

I was about to say - Jonathan is now in the hallway, and the door is unlocked.

However, it might pay off to use clearer language, so that Jorg doesn't get confused. Perhaps specifying that Jonathan is not a guard, or in a guards uniform?

[Fniff]

Well, that's about as specific as I can get before describing him fully.

[Johnfalcon99977]

I thought you were whispering to Johnathan. My bad.

[USEC_OFFICER]

>Wishper to Johnathan (Hi again. You shooting Johan was a bad move, but I guess were mostly to blame for that. By the way, theres a guy who could use your help in the cell.)

Jonathan: "Ah, Phantom, nice to hear you again. I wondered where you went."

Jonathan jabs his thumb in Jorg's direction.

Jonathan: "Are you talking about the prisoner in there? I don't know, I might lose my job. I just got it and all..."

Jonathan pauses for a second to think.

Jonathan: "Though, I guess if you're back, I suppose I don't need the money..."'

>help

Spoiler: Current List of Commands: (click to show/hide)

Look (<x>) Object <x> is described in more detail.
Help (<x>) Displays help for object <x>. <x> can be a command as well.
CheckATT (<x>) Lists the five highest tasks for object <x>.
CheckINV (<x>) Lists all the items in object <x>'s inventory.
AddATT (<x>.<y>.<n>) Adds task <y> to object <x>'s task list. Task <y> starts with <n> points.
RaiseATT (<x>.<y>.<n>) The task <y> is increased by <n> ATT points for object <x>.
LowerATT (<x>.<y>.<n>) The task <y> is decreased by <n> ATT points for object <x>.
AddINV (<x>.<y>) Adds item <y> into object <x>'s inventory.
Say (<string>) Say <string> out loud.
Whisper (<string>.<x>) Say <string> so that only object <x> may hear.
Veto (<command>) Veto a command. If more people veto a command than approve it, the command will not be used. You cannot veto Approve or Veto commands.
Approve (<command>) Approve a command. If more people approve a command than veto it, the command will be used. You cannot approve Veto or Approve commands.
Scatter (<x>) Moves object <x> in a random direction. Object <x> must weight less than 0.5Kg.
Seal (<x>) Prevents object <x> from being opened/moved.
Unseal (<x>) Allows object <x> to be opened/moved.
Lock (<command>) Prevents <command> from being deleted. <command> must have a permanent effect for it to be locked.
Unlock (<command>) Allows <command> to be deleted. You can only unlock commands that have been locked by proponents.
Delete (<command>) Deletes <command> and all its effects. <command> must have a permanent effect, and not be locked.
VoteMUTE (<x>) Creates a new vote to mute proponent <x>. If the vote passes, proponent <x> is banned from using the whisper or say commands for one IUD (In Universe Day.)
VoteYES (<x>) Vote yes to vote <x>.
VoteNO (<x>) Vote no to vote <x>.
ClearRAM (<x>) The RAM is checked for needless entries, and removes them, freeing up RAM for other tasks. Up to <x>% of the RAM will be cleared. WARNING: 20% of CPU cycles and 10% of the RAM is needed at one time for this command to run. If the amount of CPU cycles or RAM is not available, the command will take longer to complete.
DrainCPU (<x>) The CPU is checked for needless cycles, and removes them, freeing up CPU cycles for other tasks. Up to <x>% of the CPU cycles will be drained for use. WARNING: 20% of CPU cycles and 15% of the RAM is needed at one time for this command to run. If the amount of CPU cycles or RAM is not available, the command will take longer to complete.

More commands may be added as candidate testing progress advances.

>Whisper(Please, indulge us, with your wounds it could take us a little while to formulate a plan to get you out of here.Jorg)

Jorg: "Err, I suppose so."

>Whisper(Pick up that "thing" and take it into the nearest cell. Try not to drop or damage it.Jonathan)

Jonathan nods, then grabs the computer. He pushes it into an empty cell, and drops it.

>AddATT(Rat.Wear the Miniature Top Hat.1,000,000)

The rat attempts to wear the miniature top hat, but cannot put it on properly.

>Whisper to Jonathan (If you help this guy, we will give you an even better gun. Plus, diamonds. Oh, uh, you're in jail right now, also.)

ClearRAM 50%

Jonathan: "Yeah, I know that. Thanks for the heads up."

RAM is being cleared of unnecessary data. Please wait.

Whisper to Jorg (If you see a man who says he is Jonathan and he is not in guard's uniform outside, trust him. He is a servant for us, and he will help as much as he can. Also, we should give you some bandages.)
AddINV Bandages.Jorg

Bandages added to Jorg's inventory.

Jorg: "More bandages? I'm covered in the stuff already."

>AddATT(Jonathan.Help Jorg.20,000)

Jonathan: "So, what? Do I open the door for him?"

[Phantom]

>Whisper to Jonathan (Also note the first voice was my colleague. Me and my colleagues sound the same, so soon I might have to announce who's speaking. And the door's already unlocked. Also...)

>Look at Jorg
>Look at Jonathan

>AddINV Hallway.SIG 550 Silenced
>Whisper to Jonathan (Here's a gift.)

>AddINV Cell.AKS-74u Silenced
>AddINV Cell.90 5.45 rounds in Magazines
>AddINV Cell.White tunic