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[Hubris Incalculable]

Jorg: "Err, no, it doesn't."

>Whisper to Jorg(This is Mike again. Ah'll try changin' haow ah pronoonce mah worrds, does tha' help?)

[USEC_OFFICER]

>Whisper to Jorg (What, do you want me to get you the clothing of the guards or something?)

Jorg: "If you didn't notice, their rags weren't much better."

>Whisper to Jorg(This is Mike again. Ah'll try changin' haow ah pronoonce mah worrds, does tha' help?)

Jorg: "I suppose."

[Fayrik]

>Delete

>AddINV Crate.Duster Coat

>Delete

>AddINV Crate.White Shirt

>Delete

>AddINV Crate.Jeans

>Delete

>AddINV Crate.Pair of Boots

>AddINV(Crate.Miniature Top Hat)
>AddATT(Rat.Wear Miniature Top Hat.1,000,000)

>Whisper(Jorg, grab the rifle, and hide it, then. They're going to check the crates, and they must not find it.)

[Fniff]

whisper Jorg (We have now noted fashions are different in your world. We haven't visited your world in a very long time. Well, I think we should add appropriate dress, shall we? Look in the crate.)

AddINV.Crate Sailor Outfit.

[USEC_OFFICER]

>Delete

>AddINV Crate.Duster Coat

>Delete

>AddINV Crate.White Shirt

>Delete

>AddINV Crate.Jeans

>Delete

>AddINV Crate.Pair of Boots

Items deleted

>AddINV(Crate.Miniature Top Hat)
>AddATT(Rat.Wear Miniature Top Hat.1,000,000)

Miniature top hat added to crate's inventory.

The rat moves to the miniature top hat, and attempts to put it on.

>Whisper(Jorg, grab the rifle, and hide it, then. They're going to check the crates, and they must not find it.)

Jorg looks around.

Jorg: "But there's nothing besides the crates to put it in."

whisper Jorg (We have now noted fashions are different in your world. We haven't visited your world in a very long time. Well, I think we should add appropriate dress, shall we? Look in the crate.)

AddINV.Crate Sailor Outfit.

Sailor outfit added to crate's inventory.

Jorg: "Alright."

Jorg searches the crate, and pulls out a pair of green shorts, and a reddish tunic.

Jorg looks around.

Jorg: "You won't look at me while I'm undressing, right?"

[Phantom]

>Whisper to Jorg (Considering we rely on someone else to do the looking for us, we won't be looking.)

[Fayrik]

Whisper(Actually, we cannot see, but only hear what is happening to you.Jorg)
Whisper(Try lifting it with your paw.Rat)

[Johnfalcon99977]

Whisper to Jorg (We can't even see you. All we have is a written discription of what is happening. Angels don't have super advanced techology you know?)

[Fniff]

Whisper to Jorg (If we could see you, we wouldn't be interested. We are very different, you and we.)

[Johnfalcon99977]

Hey were at 100% OTG. I wonder what will happen.

[Fniff]

Probably something about nuclear fish.

[mcclay]

Hello dere, I iz the one they call Mcclay. Da one dat calls emself Mike id really named Hurbis_incacubale. I don't know why he choose such an obvious pueso name.  will prounce mah word like this is its easier for ya differeniate meh foem da pack.

[Fniff]

Christ, he is going to shoot himself before the game is over. /joke.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Whisper(Try lifting it with your paw.Rat)

The rat squeaks uncomprehendingly.

>Whisper to Jorg (Considering we rely on someone else to do the looking for us, we won't be looking.)

Whisper(Actually, we cannot see, but only hear what is happening to you.Jorg)

Whisper to Jorg (We can't even see you. All we have is a written description of what is happening. Angels don't have super advanced techology you know?)

Whisper to Jorg (If we could see you, we wouldn't be interested. We are very different, you and we.)

Relieved, Jorg begins to strip his pants off, to put on the tunic and shorts.

>Unseal (Trapdoor)

The trapdoor opens, and Klemens, Simon and Tobais climb down the ladder. They spot Jorg, who looks at them surprised, with his pants down by his feet.

Tobais nudges Simon.

Tobais: "I told you there was a stowaway."

Simon glares at Tobais, and mutters: "Idiot."

Jorg, embarrassed, reaches down to pull up his pants. Klemens pulls out his pistol.

Klemens: "Keep your hands where I can see them."

Slowly, Jorg straightens up, raising his hands above his head.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Who the fuc* opened the seal? I need to find and stab this Rasputin911.