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[dirty foot]

So.

My yearly dwarf visitors (caravan), got pissy with me about how I didn't want to give them something to the tune of 3000 (Uristbucks?) worth of extra crap for the, like, 1000 (Uristbucks?) worth of gear I proposed trading with them. Since I wasn't going to take any lip from them for not wanting to be completely robbed for a few bags of cloth, I walled their sorry asses in.

They flipped their shit.

About 4 merchants when emo, and two went berserk. Their own guards put them down pretty quick, but not before exploding animals and items all over the place outside the walls. My people came and cleaned up most of the items, leaving the animals. I decided, "what the heck, I'm going to be treated as a thief for the animals too," and sent my army to kill a yak that was chilling out there, being all emo too.

All of a sudden, I'm getting spammed everywhere about how my dwarfs are being interrupted by "Fighter" (my custom profession name for cannon fodder). My army was systematically murdering every living thing in my fort, animals, children, workers, bees, etc.

I guess I'm just saying: unless you're looking for some really fast-acting fun, you might not want to do that.

[malroth]

Ahh I love the smell of Loyalty cascades in the morning.

[Renzuko]

lolololololol

loyalty cascade man

your military was all loyal to the mountain homes and when you killed the animals that still belonged to the mountainhomes, they started killing every non loyal person, which basically means everyone else in your fort

[lanceleoghauni]

Yet another Loyalty cascade thread 

[dirty foot]

I had a feeling that's what was going to happen when I sent the army out there in the first place.

I have some wonderful pictures of the map after a season-long murder spree.

[Flying Dice]

Loyalty Cascade.

[Krelos]

I once used Runesmith to make a soldierdwarf's baby an "invading enemy"

There were 2 dwarves left over at the end, apparently the only 2 who didn't think the other was an enemy.
One of them was the mother, still carrying the invader baby.

[Urist Imiknorris]

I have some wonderful pictures of the map after a season-long murder spree.

You must post them.

[dirty foot]

I have some wonderful pictures of the map after a season-long murder spree.

You must post them.

Since you asked, I will.

I'm also open to suggestions on the easiest way to post them here. I'm kind of used to posting in forums that import directly from my computer; I don't see that option here. Last time I used an image hosting site was probably 6 years ago, so really, I just need a suggestion on the best one to use.

[Urist Imiknorris]

http://img.ie/

[dirty foot]

Above ground:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Below ground:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Took me forever to find an image hosting site for the file size. I'll explain the edits when I get the second one posted.

Edit: So, what you see entirely is a badly built fortress (I'm still learning the intricacies). What you can't see though, is how everything went down. The reddish square is where I had the trade caravan trapped.

I probably should have realized the idiocy of having it set against my moat. Basically, what happened was when the merchants started going all nutso, items exploded and shot over the wall onto the ground, into the water...and for one unlucky camel, all the way across the moat into a secluded spot that would be its death nearly a season later. This is shown in the green circles. All of the guards are still alive, and this is important, because they play a part in things later.

Some of the merchants also made it outside the walls, but for some reason, it only ended up being the melancholy ones. A lot of the animals went melancholy as well, save for the one Yak or Buffalo (I cannot remember) that went berserk. I then decided to put down the Yak-Buffalo.

Shit got real.

All of a sudden, people are exploding, and their bodies are literally being knocked into the water, nearly three squares away in some places. This is signified by the green circles on the underground pic.

After the initial shock-wave of death, people started losing their minds. One of the most important ones was my mayor, who started pulling levers. One of them being the draw bridge, yellow circle on top level, and the underwater farm I had made a hatch for water, signified by the red circle underground.

The moment he pulled the lever to the farm, the water became shallow enough for the 5 merchant guards to hop into. With the water rushing as fast as it was, they were all pushed right into my base from underwater, where they slaughtered nearly every one of the rest of my dwarves; all of whom were completely insane and incapable of defending theirself.

And that's my story.

[dirty foot]

Oh, and all the red is obviously blood for the blood gods.

[SirAaronIII]

I TOLD YOU ABOUT LOYALTY CASCADES MAN
I WARNED YOU BRO

[dirty foot]

I TOLD YOU ABOUT LOYALTY CASCADES MAN
I WARNED YOU BRO

It was pretty awesome though.

Especially the part where the guards just flowed with the moat right into my fort to mop up the rest of my dwarfs.

[Naryar]

blood for the blood god

All that needs to be said.

Though it still is cooler in capslock - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD !