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Author Topic: We can rebuild him!  (Read 3361 times)

Moleyzz

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We can rebuild him!
« on: March 29, 2011, 08:34:25 pm »
Ok, not to much of an exciting post, but this made me giggle a little so I thought it might be worth posting. Anyway, after a quick siege... a couple of my dwarves were injured, broken leg, cuts bruises nothing major (my military is crappy due to no real metal on this embark (platinum and gold doesn't keep the goblins out)so 10 marksdwarfs, 10 dwarfs armed with whatever they find and then there's the war dog breeding program, 50 odd wardogs/bears).

Anyway, once one of my dwarfs was patch up, I checked his treatment. And he received the best/most dwarfish medical care I've ever seen.
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I still suck at this game, but hey, at least i remembered soap this time.
 
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ral

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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2011, 08:39:26 pm »
Actually the most dwarfy and annoying thing is to use adamantine strands for sutures, and forgotten beast soap.
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2011, 08:45:02 pm »
Quote from: ral on March 29, 2011, 08:39:26 pm
forgotten beast soap.
Beware its deadly tallow!
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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2011, 10:46:09 pm »
Quote from: ZCM on March 29, 2011, 08:45:02 pm
Quote from: ral on March 29, 2011, 08:39:26 pm
forgotten beast soap.
Beware its deadly tallow!
The soap turns out to burn the flesh off of your dwarves, but only on their upper arms.
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MythagoWoods

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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2011, 10:47:47 pm »
Quote from: SirAaronIII on March 29, 2011, 10:46:09 pm
Quote from: ZCM on March 29, 2011, 08:45:02 pm
Quote from: ral on March 29, 2011, 08:39:26 pm
forgotten beast soap.
Beware its deadly tallow!
The soap turns out to burn the flesh off of your dwarves, but only on their upper arms.

So sell it to the elves.  Claim it'll make their skin radiant.
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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2011, 10:51:25 pm »
When I read the topic title, I pictured something like Metalsmiths creating steel/silver/candy prosthetics to replace severed limbs.

Though grizzly bear hair sutures is good too.
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2011, 12:11:16 am »
While prosthetics wouldn't be bad at all. A peg leg would be as funny as it would be useful, and some locked-position gauntlet could let dwarves be less 'armless by allowing them to grip weapons. That's even been done in real life, so it most definitely should be here!

...anyway, I never got any of that. But I do have a woodcrafter that lost a foot and one lower arm. I made him my captain of the guard now... if my dwarves violate mandates somehow, he'll come and bash them with his -larch crutch-.
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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2011, 12:20:12 am »
Quote from: Minnakht on March 30, 2011, 12:11:16 am
While prosthetics wouldn't be bad at all. A peg leg would be as funny as it would be useful, and some locked-position gauntlet could let dwarves be less 'armless by allowing them to grip weapons. That's even been done in real life, so it most definitely should be here!

...anyway, I never got any of that. But I do have a woodcrafter that lost a foot and one lower arm. I made him my captain of the guard now... if my dwarves violate mandates somehow, he'll come and bash them with his -larch crutch-.

I misread that as large crotch for some reason...
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2011, 12:34:07 am »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on March 30, 2011, 12:20:12 am
I misread that as large crotch for some reason...

I'd blame your avatar.
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Re: We can rebuild him!
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2011, 03:50:54 am »
Quote from: MythagoWoods on March 30, 2011, 12:34:07 am
Quote from: Angel Of Death on March 30, 2011, 12:20:12 am
I misread that as large crotch for some reason...

I'd blame your avatar.

I guess you could say that the guard captain...

 8)

Has a real wooden sense of justice.
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« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2011, 04:03:31 am »
Quote from: CinnibarMan on March 30, 2011, 03:50:54 am
Quote from: MythagoWoods on March 30, 2011, 12:34:07 am
Quote from: Angel Of Death on March 30, 2011, 12:20:12 am
I misread that as large crotch for some reason...

I'd blame your avatar.

I guess you could say that the guard captain...

 8)

Has a real wooden sense of justice.
I would just say the captian is a real birch. He really thinks that all the killing he's doing is fir good?
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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2011, 09:16:15 am »
Everyone blames the guard captain for wanting to spruce up the place.
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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2011, 09:19:09 am »
That stuff happened enough in the literal facepalm thread. Remember that?
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« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2011, 09:19:56 am »
Grizzly bear hair... wait, can you shear grizzly bears?! How the bloody hell does that work?
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2011, 09:23:05 am »
Quote from: SirAaronIII on March 29, 2011, 10:46:09 pm
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Quote from: ral on March 29, 2011, 08:39:26 pm
forgotten beast soap.
Beware its deadly tallow!
The soap turns out to burn the flesh off of your dwarves, but only on their upper arms.
Great! Less flesh to bleed from.
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